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The chainsaw was invented to assist in childbirth.

My spirit cabbie.

It's both.

Oh yeah for sure Scooter would be a munchkin. Sam is a rules lawyer. Animal can't wait for his turn. Fozzy forgets his character sheet every game.

Sam the Eagle; Paladin Fozzy Bear; Cleric Sweetums; Rogue Animal; Animal Kermit, the group leader struggling to get people to work together

Gonzo is the DM, he's a natural storyteller. See the Muppets Christmas Carol. The greatest Christmas Carol of all time!

Why we dissin mistletoe? We norse now? It's more of a shit tornado getting fucked down the shit road by a shit hurricane while the shit apples are in bloom in Shitsville, KY.

So any donation to the RNC up to 10,000 dollaridoos goes directly to Putins cum bucket, and anything above that it gets a cut. Now it demands 5% from downtickets and the only way to get it's really powerful 100% guaranteed to work 0.001% of the time endorsement is to give it 5% or more of your...

Any downticket GOPer who uses fuckheads image or likeness must now give it 5% of their fundraising. If you give more than 5% they will think you are extra cool and remember you.

Day 2, same as the first. More naps. Also got reprimanded for juror intimidation.

Whatshismame is so ant-woke it fell asleep several times at yesterdays trial.

Flying tyrannosaurus rex.

@Squidleybits made super spicy Dal Mahkni last night and almost killed me, @Eriol and @Dirona

Sunday, Monday, Happy Days. Tuesday, Wednesday, Happy Days.

Losers lawyers tried to subpoena Jeremy Rosenberg, the district attorney who prosecuted Cohen. But they sent it to a different Jeremy Rosenberg. Who NYeseed. the shit out of them in his response. So much so that they complained to the court and the real Jeremy Rosenberg had to explain it to...