Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

[GasBandit]

Oh, come now. I don't have to link that site here, do I? That's an old one.

Ah, so he didn't sexually abuse an Alligator, he sexually abused a Peacock.

To death.

 

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The programming manager here calls it ess-queue-ell, and that's so uncomfortable to me.

 

[PatrThom]

"Sequel" means something completely different to me.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Guys, look out. A massive Star Wars spoiler!

Spoiler

 

[sixpackshaker]

Curse you!!!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Curse you!!!

 

[GasBandit]

 

[figmentPez]

No, I don't know why Kylo Ren is on the box.

 

[GasBandit]

That was probably taken Saturday, as the arctic blast started moving south through the state. It was quite the swing. Friday at sundown it was 80 degrees here. Saturday night it was in the 20s by midnight.

Now it's in the 30s, but no wind or rain, just clear and cold. It's brisk and bracing, and makes me think of Colorado a little.

 

[Null]

That was probably taken Saturday, as the arctic blast started moving south through the state. It was quite the swing. Friday at sundown it was 80 degrees here. Saturday night it was in the 20s by midnight.

Now it's in the 30s, but no wind or rain, just clear and cold. It's brisk and bracing, and makes me think of Colorado a little.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

 

[Gruebeard]

"Hey, is the moon's dish still pointed away from the surface?"

"Dude, you ask me that, like, every five minutes."

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Terrik]

wtf

 

[blotsfan]

At least they aren't an official apple product.

 

[PatrThom]

Nope. Was a Kickstarter, I think.
I have access to a set (they're not mine, tho), but I haven't had the chance to try 'em out yet to see if they're all that.

--Patrick

 

[ThatNickGuy]

But...wait. I drink Earl Grey all the time. Is this like a new code, like "Netflix & Chill"?

Because that'll make things awkward when I order it at Starbucks.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[strawman]

Someone committed to the humor would have actually swiped their head across the keyboard and it would have a lot more spaces and newlines due to the size of those buttons. And the capital letter they chose are ridiculous, only D, F, and E? They completely skipped the number line? Was her head only three inches tall?

Anyway, I rate this hoax a 3 out of ten. Great idea, poor execution.

 

[GasBandit]

Someone committed to the humor would have actually swiped their head across the keyboard and it would have a lot more spaces and newlines due to the size of those buttons. And the capital letter they chose are ridiculous, only D, F, and E? They completely skipped the number line? Was her head only three inches tall?

Anyway, I rate this hoax a 3 out of ten. Great idea, poor execution.

Most of the letters are not adjacent keys. C-J-Q-J-A is only possible by two hands typing in unison. Clearly it's false. I suspect the capitalizations were unintentional autocaps, most of them come immediately after periods.

 

[strawman]

Most of the letters are not adjacent keys. C-J-Q-J-A is only possible by two hands typing in unison. Clearly it's false. I suspect the capitalizations were unintentional autocaps, most of them come immediately after periods.

CSI: Internet Hoaxes Unit

 

[PatrThom]

Maybe he was Swyping her head back and forth on her tablet?

--Patrick

 

[GasBandit]

Maybe he was Swyping her head back and forth on her tablet?

--Patrick

Then it would have been a string of correctly spelled words that failed to make a coherent sentence.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Then it would have been a string of correctly spelled words that failed to make a coherent sentence.

This suddenly explains most comment sections.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[PatrThom]

Better Heavenly Pete than Swarthy Pete.

--Patrick

 

[mikerc]

But...wait. I drink Earl Grey all the time. Is this like a new code, like "Netflix & Chill"?

Because that'll make things awkward when I order it at Starbucks.

Just don't use the Picard Manuever on the barista.

 

[GasBandit]

 

[bhamv3]

Just don't use the Picard Manuever on the barista.

Which one? The one where you do a quick warp jump at the barista, or the one where you pull the barista's shirt down?

 

[figmentPez]

 

[GasBandit]

 

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[Bubble181]

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But it's hot outside right now, especially for the time of year. Now what?