https://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1831046610
Aside from watching Gremlins with my nieces, this is my other favourite annual tradition: learning who got what stuck up where.
“SNEEZED AND A COMPUTER KEYBOARD KEY CAME OUT RT. NOSTRIL, SNEEZED AGAIN & ANOTHER ONE ALMOST CAME OUT”
How!? How do sneeze out keyboard keys? How do they get stuck up there in the first place?!
“POPCORN KERNELS IN BOTH EARS, ‘FEEDS HER EARS BECAUSE HER EARS ARE HUNGRY’”
Oh, well, if her ears were hungry, that makes sense.
“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”
Now, I'm no doctor, but I'm PRETTY SURE THIS WILL NOT PREVENT AIDS. Jesus.
Aside from watching Gremlins with my nieces, this is my other favourite annual tradition: learning who got what stuck up where.
“SNEEZED AND A COMPUTER KEYBOARD KEY CAME OUT RT. NOSTRIL, SNEEZED AGAIN & ANOTHER ONE ALMOST CAME OUT”
How!? How do sneeze out keyboard keys? How do they get stuck up there in the first place?!
“POPCORN KERNELS IN BOTH EARS, ‘FEEDS HER EARS BECAUSE HER EARS ARE HUNGRY’”
Oh, well, if her ears were hungry, that makes sense.
“SQUIRTED MIXTURE OF BLEACH AND WATER INTO RECTUM WANTING TO PREVENT AIDS”
Now, I'm no doctor, but I'm PRETTY SURE THIS WILL NOT PREVENT AIDS. Jesus.
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