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Welp... (Updated Janurary 27th)

Jan 27, 2013#1

CrimsonSoul

So my wife texted me at work the other day, it seems we have two new 1 month old ish kittens. Someone apparently "found them on the side of the road" then posted on freecycle and said that if no one wanted the cats she was going to drown them. I told my wife to call the cops on her for animal abuse but instead we have two new cats. Yay.

Jan 27, 2013#2

Ravenpoe

Did she still call the cops? Because fuckin a.

Jan 27, 2013#3

North_Ranger

Can we have pictures, can we, can we?

Jan 27, 2013#4

strawman

CrimsonSoul said:
posted on freecycle and said that if no one wanted the cats she was going to drown them.

Jan 27, 2013#5

CrimsonSoul

North_Ranger said:
Can we have pictures, can we, can we?

Of course she didn't (and still hasn't) and I don't know the number of the chick or anything because my e-mail isn't in the freecycle group only hers is so I don't get them.[DOUBLEPOST=1359329746][/DOUBLEPOST]I quoted the wrong post LMFAO That was to the did she call the cops one

Jan 27, 2013#6

CrimsonSoul

North_Ranger said:
Can we have pictures, can we, can we?

Jan 27, 2013#7

WasabiPoptart

I don't know how anyone could threaten to drown those little fluff balls. :/

Jan 27, 2013#8

strawman

Jan 27, 2013#9

Ravenpoe

OMG! Mario blanket!

Jan 27, 2013#10

CrimsonSoul

Ravenpoe said:
OMG! Mario blanket!

Heck yeah!

Jan 28, 2013#11

North_Ranger

KITTEEEEHS!

:sohappy:

Jan 28, 2013#12

Calleja

Can we find out who threatened to drown them and go all Samuel-L-Jackson-in-Pulp-Fiction-Jules on their ass? Please?[DOUBLEPOST=1359356831][/DOUBLEPOST]I'll bring mexican snacks on the road trip. We sadly call Quarter Pounders "Quarter Pounders", but it's sometimes subtitled as "Cuarto de Libra" if that helps with the mood.

Jan 28, 2013#13

CrimsonSoul

It's only a couple hours over the Texas border, Calleja. You could swim here! :devil:

Jan 28, 2013#14

Emrys

Kitties! My head just squeexploded!

Jan 28, 2013#15

Hylian

Jan 28, 2013#16

blotsfan

Calleja said:
I'll bring mexican snacks on the road trip.

Why bother with that? We have a lot of Taco Bells in the US.

Jan 28, 2013#17

Ravenpoe

blotsfan said:
Why bother with that? We have a lot of Taco Bells in the US.

I want to show up at Calleja's house with a taco bell "big box"

Jan 28, 2013#18

Calleja

I'd eat them. I'll just not call them "tacos". Cause, y'know.. they're not.

Jan 28, 2013#19

CrimsonSoul

Calleja said:
I'd eat them. I'll just not call them "tacos". Cause, y'know.. they're not.

No tacos unless you call them tacos!

I like how this went from kittehs to tacos

Jan 28, 2013#20

Zapkode.marie

Since CrimsonSoul asked me to I joined the forum. I must say he makes me out to be a bit dumb - I = his wife btw. Anyways - no I didn't call the cops. Why because I didn't have a valid number when I called it back it said it was disconnected. I didn't have a real way to locate or track this chick down. I didn't know I was suppose to call the cops either. I suppose that's my fault. However, I still wouldn't let something bad happen to sweet innocent kittens. I am the one feeding them and cleaning up after him and if he admits it or not he is growing attached to them. So it's not like I did something terribly wrong. He has been wanting another cat for some time and now we have two and they are at the cute spunky age. Unlike Sugar kitty who is chunky and fat and sleeps all day. LOL. Anyways, just thought I might give my two sense. "_"[DOUBLEPOST=1359426172][/DOUBLEPOST]

CrimsonSoul said:
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They need names any suggestions?

Jan 28, 2013#21

Adam

WELCOME ZAPKODE.MARIE, TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!!

Jan 28, 2013#22

strawman

You should name one Pangur Bán. If you haven't watched The Secret of Kells, you should do so with the utmost haste. It's available on Netflix.[DOUBLEPOST=1359426676][/DOUBLEPOST]The other could be Napoleon, in honor of the dog that saved four kittens from drowning several years ago.[DOUBLEPOST=1359426745][/DOUBLEPOST]But personally I'd go with Nugget and Kebab.

Jan 28, 2013#23

bhamv3

Zapkode.marie said:
They need names any suggestions?

Well, the one with three black spots on its back looks like a cheetah, so Cheetara is an option. The other one could also have a similar Thundercats name.

Jan 28, 2013#24

Emrys

Welcome to Halforums.
Our boys here can be knuckleknobs at times but we love them.

Jan 28, 2013#25

strawman

I prefer my animals have food names. Keeps 'em in their place.

Jan 28, 2013#26

Emrys

So, you're suggesting she name the kittens "Lunch" and "Dinner"?

Jan 28, 2013#27

strawman

Emrys said:
So, you're suggesting she name the kittens "Lunch" and "Dinner"?

Well, at this point they're more an appetizer than a meal, and unless they are misfed, they'll never be a complete meal.

I think I'll stick with my earlier suggestion though:

stienman said:
I'd go with Nugget and Kebab.

Jan 28, 2013#28

Emrys

You're a bad man, stienman!

Jan 28, 2013#29

bhamv3

Peas and Carrots?

PB and Jelly?

Ham and Eggs?

Sauerkraut and Knockwurst?

Jan 28, 2013#30

strawman

I LOVE KITTENS

Jan 28, 2013#31

Emrys

Whose avatar was that?

Jan 28, 2013#32

Adam

Emrys said:
Whose avatar was that?

Stienman's if I remember correctly.

Jan 28, 2013#33

Emrys

Thank you. That's what I thought.

Jan 28, 2013#34

Zapkode.marie

bhamv3 said:
Peas and Carrots?

PB and Jelly?

Ham and Eggs?

Sauerkraut and Knockwurst?

I actually like PB & J

[DOUBLEPOST=1359429399][/DOUBLEPOST]To clarify for all they are both girls so they need to be girly names. Please.

Jan 28, 2013#35

bhamv3

Zapkode.marie said:
I actually like PB & J

Woo hoo! I'm winning!

Jan 28, 2013#36

CrimsonSoul

Just noticed the white kittie has a deformity, she has 6 toes on both her front feet but 5 on the back[DOUBLEPOST=1359429866][/DOUBLEPOST]What super hero has more than 5 fingers some one help, go now!

Jan 28, 2013#37

Emrys

She's a Hemingway! So cool!

Jan 28, 2013#38

CrimsonSoul

Hmm.. maybe Stormy, like Storm from x-men[DOUBLEPOST=1359429992][/DOUBLEPOST]

Emrys said:
She's a Hemingway! So cool!

Hmm?

Jan 28, 2013#39

Adam

CrimsonSoul said:
Hmm.. maybe Stormy, like Storm from x-men[DOUBLEPOST=1359429992][/DOUBLEPOST]
Hmm?

Ernest Hemingway used to have sex with lots of cats, and eventually this breeding caused a genetic mutation that produced polydactylism in cats; extra toes.

Jan 28, 2013#40

Zapkode.marie

Stormy and Maddie.

any objections?

Jan 28, 2013#41

strawman

Adam said:
Stienman's if I remember correctly.

You do remember correctly. I forget who made the animation for me, but that's my third son and our cat Kiki when he was just a kitten, though he only lasted a few years before dying of urinary problems.

He was a fantastic cat.

Jan 28, 2013#42

Emrys

Adam said:
Ernest Hemingway used to have sex with lots of cats, and eventually this breeding caused a genetic mutation that produced polydactylism in cats; extra toes.

You read some interesting books there, Adam.[DOUBLEPOST=1359430162][/DOUBLEPOST]

Zapkode.marie said:
Stormy and Maddie. any objections?

I second that emotion.

Jan 28, 2013#43

strawman

Zapkode.marie said:
Stormy and Maddie. any objections?

sigh

I guess not.

Jan 28, 2013#44

Adam

stienman said:
You do remember correctly. I forget who made the animation for me, but that's my third son and our cat Kiki when he was just a kitten, though he only lasted a few years before dying of urinary problems.

Damn, your poor son

I'm sorry.

Jan 28, 2013#45

CrimsonSoul

And get ready for a picture flood, she's taking them now of them and the dogs lol

Jan 28, 2013#46

strawman

Adam said:
Damn, your poor son I'm sorry.

My kids are surprisingly matter of fact about such things. It was actually the next son down that was most affected, aside from myself.

I remember my parents telling me about the time we had rabbits intended for food when I was young. They were worried about our reaction when it came time to slaughter them, but we apparently surprised them as we ran around chanting "Kill the wabbit!" in the manner of Elmer Fudd.

I suppose Looney Toons taught us something even though it wasn't exactly billed as educational TV.

Jan 28, 2013#47

Adam

OH, so you're saying your son didn't die of urinary problems. Well, that's good!

Jan 28, 2013#48

bhamv3

Adam said:
Damn, your poor son I'm sorry.

I'm sorry there isn't a button for "Ooooooohhhh..."

Jan 28, 2013#49

CrimsonSoul

NM, she's going to bed and will upload them tomorrow.

Jan 28, 2013#50

strawman

Adam said:
OH, so you're saying your son didn't die of urinary problems. Well, that's good!

Turns out kids are much more durable than cats.

Who knew?

Jan 28, 2013#51

bhamv3

stienman said:
Turns out kids are much more durable than cats.

Who knew?

OBJECTION!!

Drop a kid from a third story window, and drop a cat from a third story window. Which one is more likely to emerge unscathed?

Jan 28, 2013#52

strawman

CrimsonSoul said:
NM, she's going to bed and will upload them tomorrow.

/pitchforks[DOUBLEPOST=1359431412][/DOUBLEPOST]

bhamv3 said:
OBJECTION!!

Drop a kid from a third story window, and drop a cat from a third story window. Which one is more likely to emerge unscathed?

Casey Anthony!

:awesome:

Jan 28, 2013#53

bhamv3

stienman said:
/pitchforks[DOUBLEPOST=1359431412][/DOUBLEPOST]

Casey Anthony!

I see what you did there!

Point: Stienman.

Jan 28, 2013#54

Adam

stienman said:
/pitchforks[DOUBLEPOST=1359431412][/DOUBLEPOST]

Casey Anthony!

Jan 28, 2013#55

strawman

CrimsonSoul said:
Just noticed the white kittie has a deformity, she has 6 toes on both her front feet but 5 on the back[DOUBLEPOST=1359429866][/DOUBLEPOST]What super hero has more than 5 fingers some one help, go now!

Count Rugen, of course.

Fun fact: Most of my home computer names are Princess Bride characters.

Jan 28, 2013#56

CrimsonSoul

stienman said:
Count Rugen, of course.

Fun fact: Most of my home computer names are Princess Bride characters.

Ohh or Maybe "The Count" off of Seaseme street!

Jan 28, 2013#57

strawman

Just "countess" perhaps.

Alternately, due to her twelve front toes, you could go for numerological names.

In Hinduism the sum god surya has twelve names. One for each toe on the cat!

Or choose a foreign word that means twelve in English:

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/twelve#Translations

And

http://www.websters-online-dictionary.net/definition/twelve

Or go with a computer networking name, and just name her "CAT6e" and her sibling "CAT5"

If "Twelf" weren't such a chore to repeat (as in "Here, Twelf, Twelf, Twelf!") then I'd suggest that, it sounds cute.

Jan 29, 2013#58

North_Ranger

Topsy and Turvy?

Jan 29, 2013#59

Zapkode.marie

~ We are still trying to figure out names. Keep them coming. Pictures soon.[DOUBLEPOST=1359468111][/DOUBLEPOST]Kittens can be found at this link. Enjoy .....

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.204473739692451.48561.100003894787146&type=1

Jan 29, 2013#60

Zapkode.marie

Zapkode.marie said:
~ We are still trying to figure out names. Keep them coming. Pictures soon.[DOUBLEPOST=1359468111][/DOUBLEPOST]Kittens can be found at this link. Enjoy .....

https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.204473739692451.48561.100003894787146&type=1

Comment if you view - the ferret pics are in a public albim too all on their own -- there- not the same account he linked before - anyways ...

Names we are thinking {stormy} for the white one - and {magic} for the dark one - still not in stone.

Feb 1, 2013#61

Emrys

I have a doomweasel named Storm, Bringer of Destruction. I think that's an excellent name.

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