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Mar 28, 2012#1

Mathias

http://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well-being/stories/can-oral-sex-give-you-cancer

NO! NO! NO!

Fucking HPV researchers! There hasn't been one of these jagoffs that I've met who wasn't a pompous-ass hypochondriac of epic proportions. I swear HPV researchers are the fucking hipsters of virology! They're always looking for ways to make this (in my opinion) fairly benign virus seem like it's relevant - to fund their research.

But seriously, if the media keeps spouting this, I will personally change my career path to disprove this article.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17891052

Well, I could argue that almost every woman in America has probably sucked a dick vs. how many men have, and this study suggests that men have more frequent cases of throat cancer. Unless... aliens!

Mar 28, 2012#2

SpecialKO

It is time for we, as men, to stand in support of women who like giving men blowjobs!

Mar 28, 2012#3

Espy

Huh. Seems to me that HPV stuff is everywhere right now. Mathias, you obviously know way more about this, where do you stand on the mandatory vaccination hoopla thats been going around?

Mar 28, 2012#4

Emrys

Yes, it is definitely time for you guys to rise to the occasion.

Mar 28, 2012#5

Covar

I've heard that posting in this thread may lead to cancer.

Mar 28, 2012#6

Terrik

Covar said:
I've heard that posting in this thread may lead to cancer.

Yet here you are.

And here I am.

We're doomed.

Mar 28, 2012#7

sixpackshaker

The main thing ruining blowjobs when I was in High School was a retainer.

Mar 28, 2012#8

Adammon

sixpackshaker said:
The main thing ruining blowjobs when I was in High School was a retainer.

Maybe you should have taken it out beforehand so your recipients would be more comfortable?

Mar 28, 2012#9

sixpackshaker

Adammon said:
Maybe you should have taken it out beforehand so your recipients would be more comfortable?

Nope, I was born with straight teeth. Sharp ones too.

Mar 28, 2012#10

blotsfan

Mathias, I support you on your noble endeavor. Well, not with money, or scientific support but damn it if I didn't give that post a thumbs up!

Mar 28, 2012#11

DarkAudit

A noble endavour indeed, Mathias.

SAVE THE BLOWJOBS!

Mar 28, 2012#12

Eriol

DarkAudit said:
A noble endavour indeed, Mathias.

SAVE THE BLOWJOBS!

I had a really funny picture flash through my head of somebody wearing a shirt with that on it.

Now for the fun part: would it be a man or a woman wearing such a shirt? What other things do you imagine about a person wearing such a shirt?

Mar 28, 2012#13

Adammon

DarkAudit said:
A noble endavour indeed, Mathias.

SAVE THE BLOWJOBS!

Mar 28, 2012#14

Mathias

Espy said:
Huh. Seems to me that HPV stuff is everywhere right now. Mathias, you obviously know way more about this, where do you stand on the mandatory vaccination hoopla thats been going around?

I'm all for Gardasil vaccination. Hopefully it'll stave off the amount of cervical cancer that's caused by HPV.

Mar 28, 2012#15

Yoshimickster

Can oral sex give you Cancer? Studies have shown that-NO, no it cannot. I'm Tom Tucker.

Mar 28, 2012#16

General Specific

I really have to question the validity of any medical news reported by the "Mother Nature Network"

Mar 30, 2012#17

ThatNickGuy

This is really sucky news.

Mar 30, 2012#18

Yoshimickster

Man, what's the next threatening disease to come from a sex-act? Anal gives you luekemia! Hand-jobs give you seasonal affectiveness disorder!

Mar 30, 2012#19

sixpackshaker

ThatNickGuy said:
This is really sucky news.

The news completely blows, I wanted to gag when I first read this, I still find the research a little hard to swallow...

I should have made a female alt for this post.

Mar 30, 2012#20

ThatNickGuy

I guess this isn't the kind of news we didn't see coming?

Mar 30, 2012#21

Yoshimickster

I think the story is far from over. We still need the climax!

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