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#1



Scarlet Varlet

<<-<< IBL


#2

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is quicker than a buttered-up leopard with rocket boots.


#3



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is left holding the butter, wondering where the leopard and rocket boots went.


#4

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^has experience with buttered up leopards

^ has experience with cougars :unibrow:


#5



Scarlet Varlet

^ Had best show respect to the mountain lions (Not joking here. Did see one. Serious stuff.)


#6

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

has used the phrase "Damn nature, you scary!"


#7



Scarlet Varlet

^ Only fears fleas and beard mites.


#8

Bubble181

Bubble181

^only fears foals and fowl.


#9

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

is known for his fowl play.


#10

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has chosen to buy a fowl in the wheel of fortune.


#11

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Lives for the nightlife.


#12

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ lives life on the fast lane.


#13

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^lives to boogie


#14

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

fears the boogieman.


#15

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ continuously picks boogers


#16

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Missed the fowl rack in a spa... and was used to dry up a fat Southerner.


#17

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows I prefer slightly chubby northerners....with beards.


#18

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know I don't go that way.


#19

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^doesn't go north


#20

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ should know that once you go Owl, you'll never go...errr...swim crawl? :confused:


#21

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has weak rhyming-fu.


#22

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has weak knees.


#23

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Knows that once you go Owl, you've committed a serious foul


#24

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Can rhyme and dance at the same time. Here's a guitar and some ale. Start singing

Ninja'd me because this posting is slow


#25

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD!!


#26

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^^ knows that once you go quiet, you won't go on a diet. *crickets chirp* Damn you guys.

^^ Once you go Shadow, you won't go lowbrow (three different pronunciations of "ow"! Go me!)

^ Once you go Ranger, you'll go down on any stranger

< wonders where it all went wrong...three days ago Zen was gaining on me and she was only 160 posts behind, now 500...I might've been pushing the previous thread a bit much :-P


#27



Scarlet Varlet

^ Ate his parents.


#28

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^^Should know that Once you go quiet, no one can hear you scream.

^Parents his food


#29

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Patents his food. Creepy.


#30

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^his parents are DEAAAAADDDD...because I ate them. Yummy.

^ Eats Eskimos


#31

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows that in space no one can here you scream.


#32

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has tested that. Because he's Batman, bitch. He can breathe in space.


#33

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ knows that, when a tree falls on a mime in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, it was probably my fault. And very funny.

^ tried it too. Isn't batman. Is now undead ranger..


#34



Scarlet Varlet

^^^ Yelled in space.

^^ Squealed in space.

^ Hooted in space.


#35

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Whimpered in space.


#36

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Whimpered in time


#37

Bubble181

Bubble181

^whispered in her ear.


#38

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Rocked the boat before the prince could kiss her.


#39



Scarlet Varlet

^^^^ Wet his drawers (which corroded) in space.

^^^ Wears a wimple.

^^ Whispered sweet nothings into a dead mobile.

^ Rows his own boat.


#40

Bubble181

Bubble181

^went gently down the stream


#41



Scarlet Varlet

^ His life is but a dream


#42

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Blames burritos before bedtime for his troubles.


#43



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has strange dreams, the rarebit fiend!


#44

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

After dreaming about getting lost in a giant vagina and actually asking for directions, is probably right.


#45

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Can talk to eggs


#46

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Can talk to politicians :aaahhh:


#47

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
suggests the impossible is possible


#48

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Suggests the possible is impossible.


#49

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that statement is true


#50

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

knows that some statements are untrue and true at the same time


#51

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Likes to philosophize on the 'net.


#52



Pojodan

^
helped push the new thread up to 2 pages before I could wake up, the bastard


#53

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is questioning the marital status of NR's parents


#54

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows Nietzsche is dead


#55



Pojodan

^
is, himself, dead.


#56

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know that I'm the runt of the litter, so I'm no bastard.


#57

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows I'm the greatest detective in the world


#58

Bubble181

Bubble181

^should know that his mother is a fine, sensible and dignified lady.


#59

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesn't know that my parents are dead lol


#60

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is the BATMAN, Bitch!


#61

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should know I know everything mua ha ha ha ha


#62

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is looking into my soul right now....Will be forced to relive that horror, day after day, for the rest of his life. Has doomed himself.


#63

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is my kinsman in the sense we both carry knowledge that drive lesser men insane.


#64

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is my kinsman in the sense that we both prefer sitting in a sauna without pants and with beer to pretty much anything else.


#65

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows I work through pain.


#66



Pojodan

^
makes a living off of pain


#67

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Would have been Robin the boy wonder if his costume didn't include feathers and a giant beak...


#68

Bubble181

Bubble181

^*gasp* knows my name! Is astalker!


#69

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

No I'm not! I use my mouth to talk, not my... rump.

Is more likely the one prattling out of his keister.


#70

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ doesn't know about my biological enhancements.
Dude, it's all one hole down there with us birds.


#71

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks I'm interested in his cloaca.


#72

Bubble181

Bubble181

^drinks cocoa regularly, and never stops to wonder...Why that name?


#73

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows loose lips sink ships


#74

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

^
^
Should not challenge an English Philology major in a linguistic duel. I have access to OED, bitch.

^
Puckers.


#75



Pojodan

^
butterfly kisses


#76

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ snacks nightly on virginals

^^ listens to light music on virginals nightly


#77

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is no virgin, touched for the very first time. More like a loose goose.


#78

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ wishes I was a loose goose. Would like some fowl attention.


#79

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Demands more avian jokes.


#80

Bubble181

Bubble181

^demands less virginity jokes


#81

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Would too if he had just watched The 40-Year-Old Virgin.


#82



Pojodan

^
scoffs at that movie and calls the guy an amateur.


#83

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows some guy I don't recall at the moment.


#84



Pojodan

^
knows the pope from a past lifetime.


#85

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks I was a Pole in a previous lifetime.


#86

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Believes in reincarnation


#87

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Will be reincarnated as a Pole.


#88

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Possibly a reincarnation of Alexander Pope.


#89



Philosopher B.

^ Will be reincarnated as a rubber duck.


#90

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Confesses his deepest secrets to his pet ducky.


#91



Philosopher B.

^ Has no secrets; is an open book.


#92

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know that all books are not meant to be read by mere mortals.


#93

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should know depends on what books it is


#94



Pojodan

^
refuses to get out of my swimming pool


#95

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows I'd rather be the lifegaurd


#96



Scarlet Varlet

^ Would prefer to be lifeguard of the genepool, keeping stupid people from procreating.


#97



Pojodan

^
procreates regardless


#98



Scarlet Varlet

^ Wishes he were my heir and progeny.


#99

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wishes that he could still procreate


#100

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

knows only stupid people go into politics


#101



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has made inquiries with the local asylum, seeking a running mate for 2012


#102



edzepp

knows that 2012 is the coming of the Apocalypse. Plans to not be on Earth that day.


#103



Pojodan

^
already has weapons stockpiled for that day.


#104



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will be doing stupid stuff that day, too.


#105



Pojodan

^
is absolutely right :waah:


#106



makare

might be my mother


are you my mother?


#107



Pojodan

^
is sent to his room.


#108



makare

is sent to her room


#109



Scarlet Varlet

^ ^^ Should get a room.


#110



makare

should paint my room


#111



Scarlet Varlet

^ Leaves blood all over the walls from :quote: mating rituals :quote:


#112



Pojodan

^
prefers rough sex


#113



makare

prefers ruff sex


#114



Scarlet Varlet

^ Eats Ruffles during sex


#115

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wears a ruffled collar during sex.



#116



JCM

Dad?


#117



edzepp

Jesus?


#118

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
heretic


#119



edzepp

^


#120



Scarlet Varlet

^ Fido?


#121



edzepp

is only making it worse.

...Dido?


#122



JCM

Dildo?


#123

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Makes sure that women in his immediate vicinity don't require one.


#124



Scarlet Varlet

^ Offers a torch when .. ahem .. john thomas is sleepy.


#125

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Used an expression I am not familiar with... and which lead to some pretty disconcerting mental images involving the use of a torch...


#126



Scarlet Varlet

^ Likes to see a woman lit up inside.


#127

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to light women on fire with torches


#128

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ likes to get women hot


#129

Hylian

Hylian

^ spends so much time posting he hasnt had time to take a shower/bath in weeks and now he ranks quite a bit


#130

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ actually smells worse than I do, but moves so fast nobody notices 'till he's past.


#131



The Mike

Could use some grooming


#132

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ wants to groom me...Should feel free to go right ahead.


#133

Hylian

Hylian

^ is dry clean only


#134

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ makes a joke already made in the previous thread. Auto-fail!


#135



The Mike

Keeps track of everything said


#136



Philosopher B.

^ Should take more notes.


#137

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^says words that have been spoken 1.033.125.984.258 times before.

^can't keep it all in memory.


#138



The Mike

Has as good a memory as eye sight


#139

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has to wear glasses


#140



Philosopher B.

^ Laughs at mortals and their spectacles.


#141

Hylian

Hylian

^ laughs at the immortals


#142

Bubble181

Bubble181

^laughs at the immorals


#143

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows I laugh at him


#144

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ laughs with me, not at me :-(


#145



The Mike

Laughs at me :waah:


#146

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows everyone laughs at him :rofl:


#147



The Mike

Will end inside a bodybag


#148

Hylian

Hylian

^ shall be the cause


#149

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ shall be the reason


#150



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is beyond reason.


#151

Hylian

Hylian

^ is beyond help


#152



The Mike

is beyond logic


#153

Hylian

Hylian

^ is beyond reasoning


#154

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is beyond Thunderdome


#155

Hylian

Hylian

Is beyond the beyond


#156

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has wrapped around right back to "in front of".


#157



The Mike

Is always infront


#158

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is always on top


#159



Pojodan

^
can't be bothered to wear underwear


#160

Hylian

Hylian

^ can only be bothered to wear fur suits


#161

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ can only be bothered for..."bothering".


#162

Hylian

Hylian

^ can only be bothered by bacon


#163

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks everything's improved by bacon. Is correct. (except clowns. A bacon clown is still creepy :-P)


#164

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that making balloon animals out of bacon is hard


#165

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows that making bacon out of animals, on the other hand, often succeeds.


#166

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that making pigs into bacon works very nicely


#167

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesnt care to guess a wadger how many gadgets I have tucked in my utility belt


#168



Pojodan

^
likes 'toys'


#169

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks Batman is kinky. Can't blame him; the guy dresses up in black leather and pretends to be a nocturnal mammal...


#170



Pojodan

^
thinks bats are kinky


#171

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows so.


#172



Scarlet Varlet

^ Once made mad, passionate love to a cricket bat. Ah, salvia...


#173



Pojodan

^
once torched a minigun with thermite and a flamethrower


#174

Hylian

Hylian

^ eats a pound of thermite everyday and has plans for himself to be cremated when he dies.


#175



Pojodan

^
took the easy route and had a small thermoneuclear device installed in his rectum.


#176

Hylian

Hylian

^

always takes the hard way out


#177

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
finds the most difficult path to obtain all goals, then complains the entire time about how hard it is


#178

Hylian

Hylian

^ finds the easiest path is to fake a mental disability


#179



Pojodan

^
doesn't even have to try for that one.


#180

Hylian

Hylian

^ never has to try to fail for he fails always


#181

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
thinks that "success" is a four letter word


#182

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that success is a four letter word that starts with a W and ends in K


#183



Philosopher B.

^ Thinks you succeed by having a wank.


#184

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Fails to see the point in hylian's nihilistic philosophy.


#185



Pojodan

^
confuses even himself sometimes.


#186

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Now knows why my thesis is late...


#187

Hylian

Hylian

^ will be late for his own funeral


#188

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will be early for his funeral.


#189



Le Quack

IS A CLEVER LITTLE PRICK


#190

Wahad

Wahad

Is a fake doctor.


#191

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Can't stand fowl behaviour.


#192

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to make bad puns


#193

Wahad

Wahad

dislikes good puns


#194



The Mike

Goes Native


#195

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
^
Thinks that there is such a thing as a good pun

^
goes commando


#196

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Goes doggy-style.


#197

Wahad

Wahad

Goes pantsless.

Everywhere.


#198

Hylian

Hylian

^ was once mistaken for a pair of pants


#199



The Mike

Loves the spandex


#200

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
want to buy more spandex for his wardrobe


#201



Scarlet Varlet

^ Looks adorable in little knit doggie sweater. Doesn't ums? Oo ess oo doos!


#202



Philosopher B.

^ Is looking at me as though I stole something.


#203

Hylian

Hylian

^ feels guilty


#204

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Copped a feel on guilty


#205



Pojodan

^
stole guilty's purse.


#206

Hylian

Hylian

^ killed a old lady for her purse


#207

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Once shot a man for his bicycle.

You cannot escape from us, Nikita Fouganthine!


#208



Philosopher B.

^ 'Et a man's leg, once. In a siege, it were.'


#209

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is wrong. We had plenty of rat au van left.


#210



Scarlet Varlet

^ Enjoys nothing more than a good rat onna stick. (except maybe Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold and gold.)


#211

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is stuck between a rock and a hard place


#212



Pojodan

^
has the hard place, at least


#213

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes rocks, polished rocks, rough rocks, natural rocks... all of them


#214

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

has inner conversations with his subconcious.
Freud would be proud.


#215

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
Freud would be scared silly about all the personalities in his head


#216

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows my inner guilt compels me to don my persona everynight fighting crime.


#217

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows it's not guilt, it's a fetish


#218

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has a fetish for dogs


#219



Scarlet Varlet

^ Hasn't mentioned the latent homoeroticism of Batman in his rubber chest protector.


#220

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is ruining my image of Batman. How dare you but again nothing is sacred. :waah:


#221



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will ruin that cape with his tears, it's Dry Clean Only!


#222

Hylian

Hylian

^ has ruined many clothes in his days


#223

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has ruined more than a few mallets in his time


#224

Hylian

Hylian

^ has ruined more than a few rugs


#225



edzepp

has a really tacky-looking shag carpet.


#226



Pojodan

^
would never, ever hit on a rock giant


#227

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Would always hit on a rock star.


#228

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
thinks he is a rock star, in his dreams


#229

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to drink RockStars


#230

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, so, so wrong


#231



edzepp

always has to be right. IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU DAMMIT


#232

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
thinks I'm self-centered, doesn't realize it's all about me


#233



edzepp

is a... Ah dammit you're right. *snaps finger in frustration, having been outmaneuvered yet again by a greater intellect.*


#234

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
sells himself short, can follow political-speak if he would just try


#235



edzepp

is a real politician.


#236

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a fake politician


#237

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Know politicians are a form of evil.


#238

Hylian

Hylian

^ must be a politician since he is evil reincarnated


#239



Pojodan

^
is more of a sleezy car dealer


#240

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
only paid $600 for his newest car from Lenny's Lease Lot


#241

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Got a car from Lenny's for a blowjob and a smile.


#242

Hylian

Hylian

^ got fired from Lenny's for selling a car for a BJ and a smile


#243

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Got me fired for poaching his sale.


#244

Hylian

Hylian

^ got in trouble poaching eggs at work


#245

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
won't be re-hired by Lenny without a blow-job and a smile


#246

Hylian

Hylian

^ was jailed for trying to buy a house with a BJ and a smile


#247

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Started this whole mess by buying a used car from Lenny's.


#248

Hylian

Hylian

^ started this whole mess by being born


#249

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is probably right.


*sigh*


#250

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows I am always right :twisted:


#251

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Thinks he's always right...like a woman.


#252

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks I am a woman :sadness:


#253

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Whines like a woman.


#254

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
needs to meet more women, they aren't all whiny


#255

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Should have realized that I was saying it in jest.


#256

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
didn't realize that I got the joke, and just made a statement about the previous poster to go with it


#257



Pojodan

^
is a joke


#258

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
tried to make a joke, pulled a muscle


#259

Hylian

Hylian

^ has no muscles to pull


#260



Pojodan

^
is made of silly string


#261

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is made of taffy and duct tape


#262

Hylian

Hylian

^ is made of mice parts


#263

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is causing me to fall asleep


#264



Pojodan

^
will be sleeping soon and -nothing- bad will happen during that time, nope...


#265

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is reassuring me, because I take all things said literally.


#266

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know the world will end tonight so he may as well blow all his money


#267

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ hopes i blow it his way...But I won't. Unless he suddenly turns out to be a random bitch in need of a 2 ton pack of pocky. :-P


#268



Cuyval Dar

:Leyla:


#269

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Forgot to include the words.


#270

Bubble181

Bubble181

^forgot to provide services.


#271

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Thought he could get them for free.


#272

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ should be paid for by taxes, since his services are beneficial for everyone. Except clowns, but who cares about them anyway?


#273

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that clowns are evil bastards


#274

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows that I'm a clown.


#275

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
can't be a clown, doesn't have the makeup, clowns are required by law to wear their evil bastard makeup


#276

Bubble181

Bubble181

^should take a good look at my white face with red eyes and a yellow mouth, on a brown coat. Hoot.


#277



Pojodan

^
will accept just 1 ton of pocky


#278

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks I'm a cheap girl.


#279

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows he's not a cheap-o date, always goes for the steak and lobster dishes


#280



Scarlet Varlet

^ Goes for the most posh dog biscuits he can score.


#281

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is searching for the galactic core


#282

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Likes to rhyme with the previous poster.


#283

Hylian

Hylian

^ hates rhymes


#284

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is still trying to find a rhyme for "orange"


#285

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Keeps the rhyme for "orange" to himself so that he can use it as a weapon of last resort in a rhyme-off.


#286

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows its easy to make rhymes for words you just put a letter in front of the word you want to rhyme so orange would be jorange.


#287

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Could totally take Sparhawk in a rhyme-off.


#288

Hylian

Hylian

^ could beat Sparhawk in a machete hacking competition


#289

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
couldn't beat me in a bush marking competition


#290

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Doesn't know I was actually given a machete on my 18th birthday.


#291

Hylian

Hylian

^ was questioned by the police the next day about a brutal murder


#292



The Mike

Has a dark side


#293

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a black hole side


#294

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has a soft-voiced, kind-hearted side, that he tried to eliminate with mallets


#295

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Has a backside he tried to eliminate by cropping it out of the photo.


#296

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't realize that I have one cute ass, but you have to pay to see it


#297

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Likes to lick his own ass.


#298



edzepp

likes to lick people's heads.


#299



Pojodan

^
keeps a jar of peanut butter handy for just that reason.


#300



edzepp

should know I prefer shaved heads. *Holds up a razor* Come here for a moment won't you?


#301

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wants to shave Pojodan and lick his head :aaahhh:


#302



edzepp

will be slightly more difficult to get through. *busts out electronic sheep shearers*


#303

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is too busy shaving Sparhawk to notice my shining bald head.


#304



edzepp

is a bald eagle now?


#305

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows my inner bird is a red robin


#306



Scarlet Varlet

^ Needs to eat more crow.


#307

Hylian

Hylian

^ ate all the crows he could stand last night


#308

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

knows that cows are harmful to the environment.


#309

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that cows taste delicious


#310

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is powered by cow farts.


#311

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

is powered by chicken farts


#312

Hylian

Hylian

^ is powered by bunny farts


#313

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Posts faster than I do curses :pud:


#314

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Could post faster if he didn't :pud: so much


#315

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Would care for some cake


#316

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows the cake is a lie


#317

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Would prefer a cake to the face just to prove that is not a lie


#318

Hylian

Hylian

^ would prefer a cream pie to the face


#319

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that he can find the baby in the King Cake


#320

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows that he can find cake if he cuts the birthday boys stomach open and examine the contents


#321

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Likes him some autopsy cake.


#322

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
finds the b-day kids for the operations


#323



LordRavage

^Doesnt know that cakes are not naturally occuring.


#324

Hylian

Hylian

^ speaks untruths


#325



LordRavage

^Speaks truthiness.


#326

Hylian

Hylian

^ Speaks in morse code


#327

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Speaks in Enigma code.


#328

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Was once an Illuminati member


#329

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is an Illuminati member. :Leyla:


#330

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows too much must be silenced


#331

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Can't kill the signal.


#332

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows everything can be silenced.


#333

Bubble181

Bubble181

^tries to silence the silence.


#334

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows in space no one can hear you screammm


#335

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows in space, no one can hear you come.


#336

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should tell that to Rayne Summers.


#337

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Resides in the land of Norse mythology


#338

Bubble181

Bubble181

^Resides in the land of Sohmer and his crew.


#339

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Resides somewhere within his id


#340

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ resides somewhere as my alter ego


#341

Hylian

Hylian

^ resides inside of nuclear bombs


#342

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

resides in the land of hammer land


#343

Hylian

Hylian

^ resides in chaos


#344

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows chaos thrives everywhere.

The brighter the light the darker the shadow


#345

Hylian

Hylian

^ Likes the light that a nuclear explosion gives off


#346

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should really get in to see a doctor about that head


#347

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks I need shock therapy


#348

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Didnt know I was referring to a psychologist


#349

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't realise all psychologists are psychopaths.


#350

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Doesn't realize that all psychopaths are psychologists.


#351

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that physicists are our greatest threat to the end of the world


#352

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is a LHC conspiracy theorist.


#353

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, I don't think it will harm anything


#354



Pojodan

^
hurts himself constantly


#355

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
hurts others, emotionally, every time that he speaks to them


#356



Pojodan

^
keeps a box of tissues handy for this very reason


#357

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that I like tissues with aloe in them


#358



The Mike

Steals aloe tissues


#359

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Just wipes his nose with aloe plants.


#360

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
keeps trying to wipe his ass with aloe plants, and donkeys don't like that


#361



Pojodan

^
prefers to wipe his ass with silk.


#362

Hylian

Hylian

^ prefers to wipe his ass with his tongue


#363



edzepp

makes little girls (and me) go: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww."


#364

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
makes manicurists go "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww."


#365

Hylian

Hylian

^ makes everyone with working eyes go "Ewwwwwwwwww"


#366

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ makes even the blind go Ewww.


#367

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a nocturnal beast


#368

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is a noxious beast.


#369

Hylian

Hylian

^ is obnoxious


#370



The Mike

^ is nice


#371

Hylian

Hylian

^ is mistaken


#372



The Mike

^ is not nice


#373

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Probably thinks I'm Norse, too.

Sometimes I wonder if I should post about Finnish mythology just to get you people to get that I'm not Norse. Grrr.


#374

Hylian

Hylian

^ is Norse


#375



The Mike

Is a horse


#376

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a blue rodent.


#377

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

is somewhere up north


#378

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is the source of my aggravation. Eat Kalevala, you flying rat!


#379



The Mike

Can't recognize a puppet when he sees one


#380

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is begging for a hand-up-his-keister quip.


#381

Hylian

Hylian

^ begs for many things from many strangers


#382

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Didn't see anything here *poof*


#383

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Stinks up the place with his flash bombs.


#384

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

is a sarcastic dwarf


#385



The Mike

Is not a dwarf


#386

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a puppet


(just like Obama)


#387

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is tempting fate. And my belt buckle.


#388

Hylian

Hylian

^ wears belts despite his not wearing pants


#389

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Cannot tell the difference between going pantsless and being prepared to take the pants off.


#390



The Mike

Should know I already have a hand up my... wait a minute that's wrong


#391

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is ashamed.


#392

Hylian

Hylian

^ should be ashamed


#393

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Tries to instill his American Puritanism upon me.

NEVER, I say. Never!


#394



Philosopher B.

^ Will NOT be tamed.


#395



The Mike

Will be a pirate :pirate:


#396



Pojodan

^
secretly hordes mushrooms and golden trickets in hopes of one day being a dwarf


#397

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has mistaken "mushrooms" for "mead and meat".


#398



The Mike

Should know I don't wish to be a dwarf

I wish to be a vampire


#399

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Needs white pancake make-up, a faux accent and red wine.


#400

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows how to kill a vampire.

Stake to the heart


#401

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Once pissed off a vampire by throwing Kobe beef at him.


#402

Cajungal

Cajungal

Drinks clamato juice, per se.


#403

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is one sexy lady haha :falldown:


#404

Cajungal

Cajungal

probably has some thick, thick beer goggles on :p


#405

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows I've been sick for majority of the day :aaahhh:


#406

Cajungal

Cajungal

Reminded me, and needs to get better!


#407



The Mike

Is loved by me because she loves scrubs


#408



Philosopher B.

^ Loves good TV.

< Also loves Scrubs.


#409

Cajungal

Cajungal

^^ is loved my me also, esp. now that he's Grover

^His hat is loved by me


#410



The Mike

Didn't like me when I was a cat


#411

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows he was loved as a cat, but Grover is SUPER!


#412



The Mike

Is loved as a dog


#413

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Tells people to "relax, he's a doctor".


#414

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
possibly has not heard of Super Grover


#415

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks I haven't seen the movie about Big Bird's voyage back to Sesame Street.

Is wrong. So very, very wrong.


#416

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is happy that I am wrong


#417

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is correct. So very, very correct.


#418



Pojodan

^
aspires to some day be correct about something.


#419



Scarlet Varlet

^ Perspires to be correct.


#420

Terrik

Terrik

^ has wet underarms


#421

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has checked.


#422



Pojodan

^
keeps his jam safe from intruders by placing it in his underarms.


#423

Terrik

Terrik

^ regularly steals N. Ranger's jam, because he knows his hiding place


#424

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Carries a 20-pound bucket of honey under his hat.


#425

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has a cold wet nose


#426



Scarlet Varlet

^ Nose runs and feet smell, he's built upside down.


#427

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows that love is a frivolous notion reserved for poets and musicians and commercialism


#428



Scarlet Varlet

^ Bought a boquet for Robin.


#429

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has abandoned a terrific career as a mad monster doctor only to become a loser on Venice Beach. Shame upon thee!


#430



Scarlet Varlet

^ Should open up and take one of these pills.


#431



Pojodan

^
crushes pills with his earlobe


#432



Scarlet Varlet

^ Will make some girl a fine husband some day, as soon as he suffers brain trauma that is.


#433



Pojodan

^
may someday suffer brain trauma and make a fine wife.


#434



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has spent time in a penal colony, after mistakenly thinking it would embiggen his John Thomas.


#435

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is already a prison wife


#436



Scarlet Varlet

^ His mother was a real bitch.
(edit: and he's a proper son of a bitch)


#437

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

spent time in solitary confinement


#438

Hylian

Hylian

^ Spends a lot of time in solitary :pud:


#439



Pojodan

^
just does it in public


#440



Philosopher B.

^ Approves.


#441

Hylian

Hylian

^ disapproves


#442



Pojodan

^
doesn't give a shit


#443

Hylian

Hylian

^ was arrested for giving crap to homeless people


#444

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has always wondered about the phase "taking a dump"*







*stolen from George Carlin


#445

Hylian

Hylian

^ has taken the life of many people


#446

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that I did it with silent gas attacks


#447

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Plays chemical warfare


#448

Hylian

Hylian

^ plays with dolls


#449

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

has a fetish for red spandex clothing


#450

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is much less drunk than I am right now.


#451



Scarlet Varlet

^ Drinks Old Crow, Wild Turkey and Infernal Sparrow.


#452

Bubble181

Bubble181

^is not talking about me, but about me 10 pints ago. Now I'll drink aything with alcohol, including Dried Rat Droppings, Sissy Mice, and Crappy Frozen Foal Blended.


#453



Scarlet Varlet

^ Drinking himself back out of the stupor.


#454

Bubble181

Bubble181

^knows this isn't working right now...And I shouild really go to sleep/.


#455



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has been sleep-posting for the last 5 hours, which explains a lot.


#456



Pojodan

^
has been dead for 13 years.


#457



edzepp

wondered where that bad small was coming from. Now he has to clean house.

With a shotgun.


#458

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Uses bear traps against the local breed of vermin.


#459



edzepp

should give me some tips on how to handle undead rats. Those damn rodents are snacking on the remains of my dog.


#460

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should try cream cheese. It's common knowledge that horrific creatures whose very existence is an offence to the natural order have a craving for lactose. Why do you think they always attack the girl with the biggest boobs first?


#461

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows the ways to kill zombies


#462



Scarlet Varlet

^ Feeds teh Zombies.


#463

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Majority share-holder of Zombie Feed Inc.


#464

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows where to invest his gold bullion


#465

Shannow

Shannow

Has not played TF2 this week.


#466

Hylian

Hylian

^ has not had any adventures this week


#467



Philosopher B.

^ Has gone on many a rousing journey through mystic lands.


#468

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Stays locked in his castle perusing many books of old


#469

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't believe in reading


#470

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows spreading chaos throughout the realm is much better than spending time locked away in the town's local library


#471

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is the reason why Sergeant Snugglepaw's children will grow up without their father.

He was one of my finest irradiated peasoup-mutated squirrel super soldiers...


#472

Hylian

Hylian

^ decided to have a pair of pants tattooed onto his legs and waist


#473

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Deserves a bitch slap for proposing something so utterly stupid.


#474

Hylian

Hylian

^ dares to insult me


#475

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Deserves all he gets.


#476

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Looks silly in his tattoo pants.


#477

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has just made a powerful enemy.


#478



Philosopher B.

^ Administers a mean bitch-slap.


#479

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has yet to deserve one.


#480



Pojodan

^
receives bitch-slaps with glee


#481

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is begging for a shave when he taunts a Finn in a bad mood.

Say goodbye to your outfits.

*Bzzzzzz...*


#482

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to shave furries :Leyla:


#483

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Likes to shave Finns.


#484

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Needs to be shaven with a rusty razor, early in the morning.


#485

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Gets to wait for morning until after the Western Hemisphere is done with it.


#486

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Failed his Knowledge (Sea Shanties) check.


#487

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Doesn't realize that I live in a desert. Sea shanties are useless to me.


#488

Hylian

Hylian

^ is useless


#489

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is doubly so. Needs to go watch some laughing babies.


#490

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to laugh at babies


#491



Philosopher B.

^ Finds babies a serious matter.


#492



Pojodan

^
finds babys in his attic all the time


#493

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to eat baby back ribs


#494

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Strives to eat at least one sample of each animal species on the planet.


#495

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Likes to hit babies with mallets.


#496

Hylian

Hylian

^ was :ninja:ed


#497

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Doth state ye obvious... eth.


#498

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Jumps to conclusions.


#499

Hylian

Hylian

^ can never come to any conclusion


#500

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is fond of absolutes. Must therefore be a Sith.


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