Is quicker than a buttered-up leopard with rocket boots.
#3
Scarlet Varlet
^ Is left holding the butter, wondering where the leopard and rocket boots went.
#4
Bubble181
^^has experience with buttered up leopards
^ has experience with cougars
#5
Scarlet Varlet
^ Had best show respect to the mountain lions (Not joking here. Did see one. Serious stuff.)
#6
North_Ranger
has used the phrase "Damn nature, you scary!"
#7
Scarlet Varlet
^ Only fears fleas and beard mites.
#8
Bubble181
^only fears foals and fowl.
#9
North_Ranger
is known for his fowl play.
#10
Bubble181
^ has chosen to buy a fowl in the wheel of fortune.
#11
InfiniteShadow
Lives for the nightlife.
#12
Bubble181
^ lives life on the fast lane.
#13
Allen, who is Quiet
^lives to boogie
#14
North_Ranger
fears the boogieman.
#15
Bubble181
^ continuously picks boogers
#16
North_Ranger
Missed the fowl rack in a spa... and was used to dry up a fat Southerner.
#17
Bubble181
^ knows I prefer slightly chubby northerners....with beards.
#18
North_Ranger
Should know I don't go that way.
#19
Allen, who is Quiet
^doesn't go north
#20
Bubble181
^ should know that once you go Owl, you'll never go...errr...swim crawl?
#21
North_Ranger
Has weak rhyming-fu.
#22
Bubble181
^has weak knees.
#23
Allen, who is Quiet
^Knows that once you go Owl, you've committed a serious foul
#24
InfiniteShadow
Can rhyme and dance at the same time. Here's a guitar and some ale. Start singing
Ninja'd me because this posting is slow
#25
North_Ranger
HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD!!
#26
Bubble181
^^^ knows that once you go quiet, you won't go on a diet. *crickets chirp* Damn you guys.
^^ Once you go Shadow, you won't go lowbrow (three different pronunciations of "ow"! Go me!)
^ Once you go Ranger, you'll go down on any stranger
< wonders where it all went wrong...three days ago Zen was gaining on me and she was only 160 posts behind, now 500...I might've been pushing the previous thread a bit much :-P
#27
Scarlet Varlet
^ Ate his parents.
#28
Allen, who is Quiet
^^Should know that Once you go quiet, no one can hear you scream.
^Parents his food
#29
North_Ranger
Patents his food. Creepy.
#30
Bubble181
^^his parents are DEAAAAADDDD...because I ate them. Yummy.
^ Eats Eskimos
#31
InfiniteShadow
Knows that in space no one can here you scream.
#32
North_Ranger
Has tested that. Because he's Batman, bitch. He can breathe in space.
#33
Bubble181
^^ knows that, when a tree falls on a mime in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, it was probably my fault. And very funny.
^ tried it too. Isn't batman. Is now undead ranger..
#34
Scarlet Varlet
^^^ Yelled in space.
^^ Squealed in space.
^ Hooted in space.
#35
North_Ranger
Whimpered in space.
#36
Allen, who is Quiet
^Whimpered in time
#37
Bubble181
^whispered in her ear.
#38
North_Ranger
Rocked the boat before the prince could kiss her.
#39
Scarlet Varlet
^^^^ Wet his drawers (which corroded) in space.
^^^ Wears a wimple.
^^ Whispered sweet nothings into a dead mobile.
^ Rows his own boat.
#40
Bubble181
^went gently down the stream
#41
Scarlet Varlet
^ His life is but a dream
#42
North_Ranger
Blames burritos before bedtime for his troubles.
#43
Scarlet Varlet
^ Has strange dreams, the rarebit fiend!
#44
North_Ranger
After dreaming about getting lost in a giant vagina and actually asking for directions, is probably right.
#45
Allen, who is Quiet
^Can talk to eggs
#46
InfiniteShadow
Can talk to politicians :aaahhh:
#47
Sparhawk
^
suggests the impossible is possible
#48
Baerdog
^ Suggests the possible is impossible.
#49
Sparhawk
^
knows that statement is true
#50
InfiniteShadow
knows that some statements are untrue and true at the same time
#51
North_Ranger
Likes to philosophize on the 'net.
#52
Pojodan
^
helped push the new thread up to 2 pages before I could wake up, the bastard
#53
Sparhawk
^
is questioning the marital status of NR's parents
#54
InfiniteShadow
Knows Nietzsche is dead
#55
Pojodan
^
is, himself, dead.
#56
North_Ranger
Should know that I'm the runt of the litter, so I'm no bastard.
#57
InfiniteShadow
Knows I'm the greatest detective in the world
#58
Bubble181
^should know that his mother is a fine, sensible and dignified lady.
#59
InfiniteShadow
Doesn't know that my parents are dead lol
#60
Bubble181
^is the BATMAN, Bitch!
#61
InfiniteShadow
Should know I know everything mua ha ha ha ha
#62
Bubble181
^is looking into my soul right now....Will be forced to relive that horror, day after day, for the rest of his life. Has doomed himself.
#63
North_Ranger
Is my kinsman in the sense we both carry knowledge that drive lesser men insane.
#64
Bubble181
^ is my kinsman in the sense that we both prefer sitting in a sauna without pants and with beer to pretty much anything else.
#65
InfiniteShadow
Knows I work through pain.
#66
Pojodan
^
makes a living off of pain
#67
North_Ranger
Would have been Robin the boy wonder if his costume didn't include feathers and a giant beak...
#68
Bubble181
^*gasp* knows my name! Is astalker!
#69
North_Ranger
No I'm not! I use my mouth to talk, not my... rump.
Is more likely the one prattling out of his keister.
#70
Bubble181
^ doesn't know about my biological enhancements.
Dude, it's all one hole down there with us birds.
#71
North_Ranger
Thinks I'm interested in his cloaca.
#72
Bubble181
^drinks cocoa regularly, and never stops to wonder...Why that name?
#73
InfiniteShadow
Knows loose lips sink ships
#74
North_Ranger
^
^
Should not challenge an English Philology major in a linguistic duel. I have access to OED, bitch.
^
Puckers.
#75
Pojodan
^
butterfly kisses
#76
Bubble181
^ snacks nightly on virginals
^^ listens to light music on virginals nightly
#77
North_Ranger
Is no virgin, touched for the very first time. More like a loose goose.
#78
Bubble181
^ wishes I was a loose goose. Would like some fowl attention.
#79
North_Ranger
Demands more avian jokes.
#80
Bubble181
^demands less virginity jokes
#81
North_Ranger
Would too if he had just watched The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
#82
Pojodan
^
scoffs at that movie and calls the guy an amateur.
#83
North_Ranger
Knows some guy I don't recall at the moment.
#84
Pojodan
^
knows the pope from a past lifetime.
#85
North_Ranger
Thinks I was a Pole in a previous lifetime.
#86
InfiniteShadow
Believes in reincarnation
#87
Baerdog
^ Will be reincarnated as a Pole.
#88
North_Ranger
Possibly a reincarnation of Alexander Pope.
#89
Philosopher B.
^ Will be reincarnated as a rubber duck.
#90
North_Ranger
Confesses his deepest secrets to his pet ducky.
#91
Philosopher B.
^ Has no secrets; is an open book.
#92
North_Ranger
Should know that all books are not meant to be read by mere mortals.
#93
InfiniteShadow
Should know depends on what books it is
#94
Pojodan
^
refuses to get out of my swimming pool
#95
InfiniteShadow
Knows I'd rather be the lifegaurd
#96
Scarlet Varlet
^ Would prefer to be lifeguard of the genepool, keeping stupid people from procreating.
#97
Pojodan
^
procreates regardless
#98
Scarlet Varlet
^ Wishes he were my heir and progeny.
#99
Sparhawk
^
wishes that he could still procreate
#100
InfiniteShadow
knows only stupid people go into politics
#101
Scarlet Varlet
^ Has made inquiries with the local asylum, seeking a running mate for 2012
#102
edzepp
knows that 2012 is the coming of the Apocalypse. Plans to not be on Earth that day.
#103
Pojodan
^
already has weapons stockpiled for that day.
#104
Scarlet Varlet
^ Will be doing stupid stuff that day, too.
#105
Pojodan
^
is absolutely right :waah:
#106
makare
might be my mother
are you my mother?
#107
Pojodan
^
is sent to his room.
#108
makare
is sent to her room
#109
Scarlet Varlet
^ ^^ Should get a room.
#110
makare
should paint my room
#111
Scarlet Varlet
^ Leaves blood all over the walls from :quote: mating rituals :quote:
#112
Pojodan
^
prefers rough sex
#113
makare
prefers ruff sex
#114
Scarlet Varlet
^ Eats Ruffles during sex
#115
North_Ranger
Wears a ruffled collar during sex.
#116
JCM
Dad?
#117
edzepp
Jesus?
#118
Sparhawk
^
heretic
#119
edzepp
^
#120
Scarlet Varlet
^ Fido?
#121
edzepp
is only making it worse.
...Dido?
#122
JCM
Dildo?
#123
North_Ranger
Makes sure that women in his immediate vicinity don't require one.
#124
Scarlet Varlet
^ Offers a torch when .. ahem .. john thomas is sleepy.
#125
North_Ranger
Used an expression I am not familiar with... and which lead to some pretty disconcerting mental images involving the use of a torch...
#126
Scarlet Varlet
^ Likes to see a woman lit up inside.
#127
Hylian
^ likes to light women on fire with torches
#128
Bubble181
^ likes to get women hot
#129
Hylian
^ spends so much time posting he hasnt had time to take a shower/bath in weeks and now he ranks quite a bit
#130
Bubble181
^ actually smells worse than I do, but moves so fast nobody notices 'till he's past.
#131
The Mike
Could use some grooming
#132
Bubble181
^ wants to groom me...Should feel free to go right ahead.
#133
Hylian
^ is dry clean only
#134
Bubble181
^ makes a joke already made in the previous thread. Auto-fail!
#135
The Mike
Keeps track of everything said
#136
Philosopher B.
^ Should take more notes.
#137
Bubble181
^^says words that have been spoken 1.033.125.984.258 times before.
^can't keep it all in memory.
#138
The Mike
Has as good a memory as eye sight
#139
Bubble181
^ has to wear glasses
#140
Philosopher B.
^ Laughs at mortals and their spectacles.
#141
Hylian
^ laughs at the immortals
#142
Bubble181
^laughs at the immorals
#143
Hylian
^ knows I laugh at him
#144
Bubble181
^ laughs with me, not at me :-(
#145
The Mike
Laughs at me :waah:
#146
Hylian
^ knows everyone laughs at him
#147
The Mike
Will end inside a bodybag
#148
Hylian
^ shall be the cause
#149
Bubble181
^ shall be the reason
#150
Scarlet Varlet
^ Is beyond reason.
#151
Hylian
^ is beyond help
#152
The Mike
is beyond logic
#153
Hylian
^ is beyond reasoning
#154
Bubble181
^ is beyond Thunderdome
#155
Hylian
Is beyond the beyond
#156
Bubble181
^has wrapped around right back to "in front of".
#157
The Mike
Is always infront
#158
Bubble181
^ is always on top
#159
Pojodan
^
can't be bothered to wear underwear
#160
Hylian
^ can only be bothered to wear fur suits
#161
Bubble181
^^ can only be bothered for..."bothering".
#162
Hylian
^ can only be bothered by bacon
#163
Bubble181
^ thinks everything's improved by bacon. Is correct. (except clowns. A bacon clown is still creepy :-P)
#164
Hylian
^ knows that making balloon animals out of bacon is hard
#165
Bubble181
^ knows that making bacon out of animals, on the other hand, often succeeds.
#166
Hylian
^ knows that making pigs into bacon works very nicely
#167
InfiniteShadow
Doesnt care to guess a wadger how many gadgets I have tucked in my utility belt
#168
Pojodan
^
likes 'toys'
#169
North_Ranger
Thinks Batman is kinky. Can't blame him; the guy dresses up in black leather and pretends to be a nocturnal mammal...
#170
Pojodan
^
thinks bats are kinky
#171
North_Ranger
Knows so.
#172
Scarlet Varlet
^ Once made mad, passionate love to a cricket bat. Ah, salvia...
#173
Pojodan
^
once torched a minigun with thermite and a flamethrower
#174
Hylian
^ eats a pound of thermite everyday and has plans for himself to be cremated when he dies.
#175
Pojodan
^
took the easy route and had a small thermoneuclear device installed in his rectum.
#176
Hylian
^
always takes the hard way out
#177
Sparhawk
^
finds the most difficult path to obtain all goals, then complains the entire time about how hard it is
#178
Hylian
^ finds the easiest path is to fake a mental disability
#179
Pojodan
^
doesn't even have to try for that one.
#180
Hylian
^ never has to try to fail for he fails always
#181
Sparhawk
^
thinks that "success" is a four letter word
#182
Hylian
^ knows that success is a four letter word that starts with a W and ends in K
#183
Philosopher B.
^ Thinks you succeed by having a wank.
#184
North_Ranger
Fails to see the point in hylian's nihilistic philosophy.
#185
Pojodan
^
confuses even himself sometimes.
#186
North_Ranger
Now knows why my thesis is late...
#187
Hylian
^ will be late for his own funeral
#188
North_Ranger
Will be early for his funeral.
#189
Le Quack
IS A CLEVER LITTLE PRICK
#190
Wahad
Is a fake doctor.
#191
North_Ranger
Can't stand fowl behaviour.
#192
Hylian
^ likes to make bad puns
#193
Wahad
dislikes good puns
#194
The Mike
Goes Native
#195
Sparhawk
^
^
Thinks that there is such a thing as a good pun
^
goes commando
#196
North_Ranger
Goes doggy-style.
#197
Wahad
Goes pantsless.
Everywhere.
#198
Hylian
^ was once mistaken for a pair of pants
#199
The Mike
Loves the spandex
#200
Sparhawk
^
want to buy more spandex for his wardrobe
#201
Scarlet Varlet
^ Looks adorable in little knit doggie sweater. Doesn't ums? Oo ess oo doos!
#202
Philosopher B.
^ Is looking at me as though I stole something.
#203
Hylian
^ feels guilty
#204
Allen, who is Quiet
^Copped a feel on guilty
#205
Pojodan
^
stole guilty's purse.
#206
Hylian
^ killed a old lady for her purse
#207
North_Ranger
Once shot a man for his bicycle.
You cannot escape from us, Nikita Fouganthine!
#208
Philosopher B.
^ 'Et a man's leg, once. In a siege, it were.'
#209
North_Ranger
Is wrong. We had plenty of rat au van left.
#210
Scarlet Varlet
^ Enjoys nothing more than a good rat onna stick. (except maybe Gold, gold, gold, gold, gold and gold.)
#211
InfiniteShadow
Is stuck between a rock and a hard place
#212
Pojodan
^
has the hard place, at least
#213
Sparhawk
^
likes rocks, polished rocks, rough rocks, natural rocks... all of them
#214
InfiniteShadow
has inner conversations with his subconcious.
Freud would be proud.
#215
Sparhawk
^
Freud would be scared silly about all the personalities in his head
#216
InfiniteShadow
Knows my inner guilt compels me to don my persona everynight fighting crime.
#217
Sparhawk
^
knows it's not guilt, it's a fetish
#218
InfiniteShadow
Has a fetish for dogs
#219
Scarlet Varlet
^ Hasn't mentioned the latent homoeroticism of Batman in his rubber chest protector.
#220
InfiniteShadow
Is ruining my image of Batman. How dare you but again nothing is sacred. :waah:
#221
Scarlet Varlet
^ Will ruin that cape with his tears, it's Dry Clean Only!
#222
Hylian
^ has ruined many clothes in his days
#223
Sparhawk
^
has ruined more than a few mallets in his time
#224
Hylian
^ has ruined more than a few rugs
#225
edzepp
has a really tacky-looking shag carpet.
#226
Pojodan
^
would never, ever hit on a rock giant
#227
Baerdog
^ Would always hit on a rock star.
#228
Sparhawk
^
thinks he is a rock star, in his dreams
#229
Hylian
^ likes to drink RockStars
#230
Sparhawk
^
is wrong, so, so wrong
#231
edzepp
always has to be right. IT'S NOT ALL ABOUT YOU DAMMIT
#232
Sparhawk
^
thinks I'm self-centered, doesn't realize it's all about me
#233
edzepp
is a... Ah dammit you're right. *snaps finger in frustration, having been outmaneuvered yet again by a greater intellect.*
#234
Sparhawk
^
sells himself short, can follow political-speak if he would just try
#235
edzepp
is a real politician.
#236
Hylian
^ is a fake politician
#237
InfiniteShadow
Know politicians are a form of evil.
#238
Hylian
^ must be a politician since he is evil reincarnated
#239
Pojodan
^
is more of a sleezy car dealer
#240
Sparhawk
^
only paid $600 for his newest car from Lenny's Lease Lot
#241
Baerdog
^ Got a car from Lenny's for a blowjob and a smile.
#242
Hylian
^ got fired from Lenny's for selling a car for a BJ and a smile
#243
Baerdog
^ Got me fired for poaching his sale.
#244
Hylian
^ got in trouble poaching eggs at work
#245
Sparhawk
^
won't be re-hired by Lenny without a blow-job and a smile
#246
Hylian
^ was jailed for trying to buy a house with a BJ and a smile
#247
Baerdog
^ Started this whole mess by buying a used car from Lenny's.
#248
Hylian
^ started this whole mess by being born
#249
Baerdog
^ Is probably right.
*sigh*
#250
Hylian
^ knows I am always right
#251
Baerdog
^ Thinks he's always right...like a woman.
#252
Hylian
^ thinks I am a woman :sadness:
#253
Baerdog
^ Whines like a woman.
#254
Sparhawk
^
needs to meet more women, they aren't all whiny
#255
Baerdog
^ Should have realized that I was saying it in jest.
#256
Sparhawk
^
didn't realize that I got the joke, and just made a statement about the previous poster to go with it
#257
Pojodan
^
is a joke
#258
Sparhawk
^
tried to make a joke, pulled a muscle
#259
Hylian
^ has no muscles to pull
#260
Pojodan
^
is made of silly string
#261
Bubble181
^is made of taffy and duct tape
#262
Hylian
^ is made of mice parts
#263
Bubble181
^ is causing me to fall asleep
#264
Pojodan
^
will be sleeping soon and -nothing- bad will happen during that time, nope...
#265
Bubble181
^ is reassuring me, because I take all things said literally.
#266
Hylian
^ should know the world will end tonight so he may as well blow all his money
#267
Bubble181
^ hopes i blow it his way...But I won't. Unless he suddenly turns out to be a random bitch in need of a 2 ton pack of pocky. :-P
#268
Cuyval Dar
#269
Baerdog
^ Forgot to include the words.
#270
Bubble181
^forgot to provide services.
#271
Baerdog
^ Thought he could get them for free.
#272
Bubble181
^ should be paid for by taxes, since his services are beneficial for everyone. Except clowns, but who cares about them anyway?
#273
Sparhawk
^
knows that clowns are evil bastards
#274
Bubble181
^ knows that I'm a clown.
#275
Sparhawk
^
can't be a clown, doesn't have the makeup, clowns are required by law to wear their evil bastard makeup
#276
Bubble181
^should take a good look at my white face with red eyes and a yellow mouth, on a brown coat. Hoot.
#277
Pojodan
^
will accept just 1 ton of pocky
#278
Bubble181
^ thinks I'm a cheap girl.
#279
Sparhawk
^
knows he's not a cheap-o date, always goes for the steak and lobster dishes
#280
Scarlet Varlet
^ Goes for the most posh dog biscuits he can score.
#281
InfiniteShadow
Is searching for the galactic core
#282
Baerdog
^ Likes to rhyme with the previous poster.
#283
Hylian
^ hates rhymes
#284
Sparhawk
^
is still trying to find a rhyme for "orange"
#285
Baerdog
^ Keeps the rhyme for "orange" to himself so that he can use it as a weapon of last resort in a rhyme-off.
#286
Hylian
^ knows its easy to make rhymes for words you just put a letter in front of the word you want to rhyme so orange would be jorange.
#287
Baerdog
^ Could totally take Sparhawk in a rhyme-off.
#288
Hylian
^ could beat Sparhawk in a machete hacking competition
#289
Sparhawk
^
couldn't beat me in a bush marking competition
#290
Baerdog
^ Doesn't know I was actually given a machete on my 18th birthday.
#291
Hylian
^ was questioned by the police the next day about a brutal murder
#292
The Mike
Has a dark side
#293
Hylian
^ has a black hole side
#294
Sparhawk
^
has a soft-voiced, kind-hearted side, that he tried to eliminate with mallets
#295
Baerdog
^ Has a backside he tried to eliminate by cropping it out of the photo.
#296
Sparhawk
^
doesn't realize that I have one cute ass, but you have to pay to see it
#297
Baerdog
^ Likes to lick his own ass.
#298
edzepp
likes to lick people's heads.
#299
Pojodan
^
keeps a jar of peanut butter handy for just that reason.
#300
edzepp
should know I prefer shaved heads. *Holds up a razor* Come here for a moment won't you?
#301
Sparhawk
^
wants to shave Pojodan and lick his head :aaahhh:
#302
edzepp
will be slightly more difficult to get through. *busts out electronic sheep shearers*
#303
Bubble181
^is too busy shaving Sparhawk to notice my shining bald head.
#304
edzepp
is a bald eagle now?
#305
Bubble181
^ knows my inner bird is a red robin
#306
Scarlet Varlet
^ Needs to eat more crow.
#307
Hylian
^ ate all the crows he could stand last night
#308
InfiniteShadow
knows that cows are harmful to the environment.
#309
Hylian
^ knows that cows taste delicious
#310
Baerdog
^ Is powered by cow farts.
#311
InfiniteShadow
is powered by chicken farts
#312
Hylian
^ is powered by bunny farts
#313
InfiniteShadow
Posts faster than I do curses
#314
Baerdog
^ Could post faster if he didn't so much
#315
InfiniteShadow
Would care for some cake
#316
Hylian
^ knows the cake is a lie
#317
InfiniteShadow
Would prefer a cake to the face just to prove that is not a lie
#318
Hylian
^ would prefer a cream pie to the face
#319
Sparhawk
^
knows that he can find the baby in the King Cake
#320
Hylian
^ knows that he can find cake if he cuts the birthday boys stomach open and examine the contents
#321
North_Ranger
Likes him some autopsy cake.
#322
Sparhawk
^
finds the b-day kids for the operations
#323
LordRavage
^Doesnt know that cakes are not naturally occuring.
#324
Hylian
^ speaks untruths
#325
LordRavage
^Speaks truthiness.
#326
Hylian
^ Speaks in morse code
#327
North_Ranger
Speaks in Enigma code.
#328
InfiniteShadow
Was once an Illuminati member
#329
Baerdog
^ Is an Illuminati member.
#330
InfiniteShadow
Knows too much must be silenced
#331
North_Ranger
Can't kill the signal.
#332
InfiniteShadow
Knows everything can be silenced.
#333
Bubble181
^tries to silence the silence.
#334
InfiniteShadow
Knows in space no one can hear you screammm
#335
Bubble181
^ knows in space, no one can hear you come.
#336
North_Ranger
Should tell that to Rayne Summers.
#337
InfiniteShadow
Resides in the land of Norse mythology
#338
Bubble181
^Resides in the land of Sohmer and his crew.
#339
InfiniteShadow
Resides somewhere within his id
#340
Bubble181
^ resides somewhere as my alter ego
#341
Hylian
^ resides inside of nuclear bombs
#342
InfiniteShadow
resides in the land of hammer land
#343
Hylian
^ resides in chaos
#344
InfiniteShadow
Knows chaos thrives everywhere.
The brighter the light the darker the shadow
#345
Hylian
^ Likes the light that a nuclear explosion gives off
#346
InfiniteShadow
Should really get in to see a doctor about that head
#347
Hylian
^ thinks I need shock therapy
#348
InfiniteShadow
Didnt know I was referring to a psychologist
#349
Bubble181
^doesn't realise all psychologists are psychopaths.
#350
Baerdog
^ Doesn't realize that all psychopaths are psychologists.
#351
Sparhawk
^
knows that physicists are our greatest threat to the end of the world
#352
Baerdog
^ Is a LHC conspiracy theorist.
#353
Sparhawk
^
is wrong, I don't think it will harm anything
#354
Pojodan
^
hurts himself constantly
#355
Sparhawk
^
hurts others, emotionally, every time that he speaks to them
#356
Pojodan
^
keeps a box of tissues handy for this very reason
#357
Sparhawk
^
knows that I like tissues with aloe in them
#358
The Mike
Steals aloe tissues
#359
Baerdog
^ Just wipes his nose with aloe plants.
#360
Sparhawk
^
keeps trying to wipe his ass with aloe plants, and donkeys don't like that
#361
Pojodan
^
prefers to wipe his ass with silk.
#362
Hylian
^ prefers to wipe his ass with his tongue
#363
edzepp
makes little girls (and me) go: "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww."
#364
Sparhawk
^
makes manicurists go "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww."
#365
Hylian
^ makes everyone with working eyes go "Ewwwwwwwwww"
#366
Bubble181
^ makes even the blind go Ewww.
#367
Hylian
^ is a nocturnal beast
#368
Bubble181
^ is a noxious beast.
#369
Hylian
^ is obnoxious
#370
The Mike
^ is nice
#371
Hylian
^ is mistaken
#372
The Mike
^ is not nice
#373
North_Ranger
Probably thinks I'm Norse, too.
Sometimes I wonder if I should post about Finnish mythology just to get you people to get that I'm not Norse. Grrr.
#374
Hylian
^ is Norse
#375
The Mike
Is a horse
#376
North_Ranger
Is a blue rodent.
#377
InfiniteShadow
is somewhere up north
#378
North_Ranger
Is the source of my aggravation. Eat Kalevala, you flying rat!
#379
The Mike
Can't recognize a puppet when he sees one
#380
North_Ranger
Is begging for a hand-up-his-keister quip.
#381
Hylian
^ begs for many things from many strangers
#382
InfiniteShadow
Didn't see anything here *poof*
#383
North_Ranger
Stinks up the place with his flash bombs.
#384
InfiniteShadow
is a sarcastic dwarf
#385
The Mike
Is not a dwarf
#386
Hylian
^ is a puppet
(just like Obama)
#387
North_Ranger
Is tempting fate. And my belt buckle.
#388
Hylian
^ wears belts despite his not wearing pants
#389
North_Ranger
Cannot tell the difference between going pantsless and being prepared to take the pants off.
#390
The Mike
Should know I already have a hand up my... wait a minute that's wrong
#391
North_Ranger
Is ashamed.
#392
Hylian
^ should be ashamed
#393
North_Ranger
Tries to instill his American Puritanism upon me.
NEVER, I say. Never!
#394
Philosopher B.
^ Will NOT be tamed.
#395
The Mike
Will be a pirate irate:
#396
Pojodan
^
secretly hordes mushrooms and golden trickets in hopes of one day being a dwarf
#397
North_Ranger
Has mistaken "mushrooms" for "mead and meat".
#398
The Mike
Should know I don't wish to be a dwarf
I wish to be a vampire
#399
North_Ranger
Needs white pancake make-up, a faux accent and red wine.
#400
InfiniteShadow
Knows how to kill a vampire.
Stake to the heart
#401
North_Ranger
Once pissed off a vampire by throwing Kobe beef at him.
#402
Cajungal
Drinks clamato juice, per se.
#403
InfiniteShadow
Is one sexy lady haha :falldown:
#404
Cajungal
probably has some thick, thick beer goggles on
#405
InfiniteShadow
Knows I've been sick for majority of the day :aaahhh:
#406
Cajungal
Reminded me, and needs to get better!
#407
The Mike
Is loved by me because she loves scrubs
#408
Philosopher B.
^ Loves good TV.
< Also loves Scrubs.
#409
Cajungal
^^ is loved my me also, esp. now that he's Grover
^His hat is loved by me
#410
The Mike
Didn't like me when I was a cat
#411
Sparhawk
^
knows he was loved as a cat, but Grover is SUPER!
#412
The Mike
Is loved as a dog
#413
North_Ranger
Tells people to "relax, he's a doctor".
#414
Sparhawk
^
possibly has not heard of Super Grover
#415
North_Ranger
Thinks I haven't seen the movie about Big Bird's voyage back to Sesame Street.
Is wrong. So very, very wrong.
#416
Sparhawk
^
is happy that I am wrong
#417
North_Ranger
Is correct. So very, very correct.
#418
Pojodan
^
aspires to some day be correct about something.
#419
Scarlet Varlet
^ Perspires to be correct.
#420
Terrik
^ has wet underarms
#421
North_Ranger
Has checked.
#422
Pojodan
^
keeps his jam safe from intruders by placing it in his underarms.
#423
Terrik
^ regularly steals N. Ranger's jam, because he knows his hiding place
#424
North_Ranger
Carries a 20-pound bucket of honey under his hat.
#425
Sparhawk
^
has a cold wet nose
#426
Scarlet Varlet
^ Nose runs and feet smell, he's built upside down.
#427
InfiniteShadow
Knows that love is a frivolous notion reserved for poets and musicians and commercialism
#428
Scarlet Varlet
^ Bought a boquet for Robin.
#429
North_Ranger
Has abandoned a terrific career as a mad monster doctor only to become a loser on Venice Beach. Shame upon thee!
#430
Scarlet Varlet
^ Should open up and take one of these pills.
#431
Pojodan
^
crushes pills with his earlobe
#432
Scarlet Varlet
^ Will make some girl a fine husband some day, as soon as he suffers brain trauma that is.
#433
Pojodan
^
may someday suffer brain trauma and make a fine wife.
#434
Scarlet Varlet
^ Has spent time in a penal colony, after mistakenly thinking it would embiggen his John Thomas.
#435
Sparhawk
^
is already a prison wife
#436
Scarlet Varlet
^ His mother was a real bitch.
(edit: and he's a proper son of a bitch)
#437
InfiniteShadow
spent time in solitary confinement
#438
Hylian
^ Spends a lot of time in solitary
#439
Pojodan
^
just does it in public
#440
Philosopher B.
^ Approves.
#441
Hylian
^ disapproves
#442
Pojodan
^
doesn't give a shit
#443
Hylian
^ was arrested for giving crap to homeless people
#444
Sparhawk
^
has always wondered about the phase "taking a dump"*
*stolen from George Carlin
#445
Hylian
^ has taken the life of many people
#446
Sparhawk
^
knows that I did it with silent gas attacks
#447
InfiniteShadow
Plays chemical warfare
#448
Hylian
^ plays with dolls
#449
InfiniteShadow
has a fetish for red spandex clothing
#450
Bubble181
^is much less drunk than I am right now.
#451
Scarlet Varlet
^ Drinks Old Crow, Wild Turkey and Infernal Sparrow.
#452
Bubble181
^is not talking about me, but about me 10 pints ago. Now I'll drink aything with alcohol, including Dried Rat Droppings, Sissy Mice, and Crappy Frozen Foal Blended.
#453
Scarlet Varlet
^ Drinking himself back out of the stupor.
#454
Bubble181
^knows this isn't working right now...And I shouild really go to sleep/.
#455
Scarlet Varlet
^ Has been sleep-posting for the last 5 hours, which explains a lot.
#456
Pojodan
^
has been dead for 13 years.
#457
edzepp
wondered where that bad small was coming from. Now he has to clean house.
With a shotgun.
#458
North_Ranger
Uses bear traps against the local breed of vermin.
#459
edzepp
should give me some tips on how to handle undead rats. Those damn rodents are snacking on the remains of my dog.
#460
North_Ranger
Should try cream cheese. It's common knowledge that horrific creatures whose very existence is an offence to the natural order have a craving for lactose. Why do you think they always attack the girl with the biggest boobs first?
#461
Sparhawk
^
knows the ways to kill zombies
#462
Scarlet Varlet
^ Feeds teh Zombies.
#463
North_Ranger
Majority share-holder of Zombie Feed Inc.
#464
InfiniteShadow
Knows where to invest his gold bullion
#465
Shannow
Has not played TF2 this week.
#466
Hylian
^ has not had any adventures this week
#467
Philosopher B.
^ Has gone on many a rousing journey through mystic lands.
#468
InfiniteShadow
Stays locked in his castle perusing many books of old
#469
Hylian
^ doesn't believe in reading
#470
InfiniteShadow
Knows spreading chaos throughout the realm is much better than spending time locked away in the town's local library
#471
North_Ranger
Is the reason why Sergeant Snugglepaw's children will grow up without their father.
He was one of my finest irradiated peasoup-mutated squirrel super soldiers...
#472
Hylian
^ decided to have a pair of pants tattooed onto his legs and waist
#473
North_Ranger
Deserves a bitch slap for proposing something so utterly stupid.
#474
Hylian
^ dares to insult me
#475
North_Ranger
Deserves all he gets.
#476
Baerdog
^ Looks silly in his tattoo pants.
#477
North_Ranger
Has just made a powerful enemy.
#478
Philosopher B.
^ Administers a mean bitch-slap.
#479
North_Ranger
Has yet to deserve one.
#480
Pojodan
^
receives bitch-slaps with glee
#481
North_Ranger
Is begging for a shave when he taunts a Finn in a bad mood.
Say goodbye to your outfits.
*Bzzzzzz...*
#482
Hylian
^ likes to shave furries
#483
Baerdog
^ Likes to shave Finns.
#484
North_Ranger
Needs to be shaven with a rusty razor, early in the morning.
#485
Baerdog
^ Gets to wait for morning until after the Western Hemisphere is done with it.
#486
North_Ranger
Failed his Knowledge (Sea Shanties) check.
#487
Baerdog
^ Doesn't realize that I live in a desert. Sea shanties are useless to me.
#488
Hylian
^ is useless
#489
North_Ranger
Is doubly so. Needs to go watch some laughing babies.
#490
Hylian
^ likes to laugh at babies
#491
Philosopher B.
^ Finds babies a serious matter.
#492
Pojodan
^
finds babys in his attic all the time
#493
Hylian
^ likes to eat baby back ribs
#494
North_Ranger
Strives to eat at least one sample of each animal species on the planet.