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#1

Wahad

Wahad

^(North Ranger) shouldn't make awful puns like that.


#2

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is first in the thread


#3

David

David

^is the second


#4

Wahad

Wahad

^is late to the party


#5

David

David

^means that I am fashionably late


#6



Pojodan

^
can't beleive there's another one of these threads.


#7

Wahad

Wahad

^ninja'd?


#8

David

David

^can't believe it's not butter

<ninja'd, indeed.


#9

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows its better to arrive fashionably late with lots of pomp.


#10



Pojodan

^
made the nth reply of this thread
< is making the n+1th reply of this thread
v will shortly make the n+2nd reply of this thread


#11

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ made the n-1th reply in this thread
< is using a different value of n
v will make n+2 babies


#12

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is making the thread overly complicated. Keep it simple folks


#13

Bubble181

Bubble181

^thinks KISF is a good paradigm. Doesn't know that KISS has some slight advantages.


#14

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows a stuffed owl would look well next to my mounted tiger head in my hunting room.


#15

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ can go and get stuffed himself. if he so much as thinks of stuffing me, I'll report him to animal abuse groups all over the place.


#16

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
does realize what type of "stuffing" that Shadow is talking about


#17



edzepp

has personal experience of getting "stuffed".


#18

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, I am a stuffer not a stuffee


#19



Pojodan

^
stuffs vegitables in every oriface he can


#20



Chazwozel

^

Knows that by "vegetable" he means gerbils because furry things are always on his mind! :unibrow:


#21

HowDroll

HowDroll

Chazwozel said:
^

Knows that by "vegetable" he means gerbils because furry things are always on his mind! :unibrow:
Click to expand...
^
Still has a thing or two to learn about good pizza.


#22

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Apparently has some assumption on what good pizza is.

How does any of us truly know what good pizza is?


#23

HowDroll

HowDroll

InfiniteShadow said:
Apparently has some assumption on what good pizza is.

How does any of us truly know what good pizza is?
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Also has a thing or two to learn about good pizza.

I'll give you a hint: you know it's good if the words "Chicago" and "style" precede it.


#24

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Gives hints


#25

HowDroll

HowDroll

Allen said:
^Gives hints
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^
States the blatantly obvious


#26



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is probably not having Pizza (unlike me, I have Pizza in oven at this minnit.)


#27

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesn't assume that Chicago is the only place to have good pizza


#28



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is a novice on the path to good pizza.


#29

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Is not a grasshopper to pizza


#30

HowDroll

HowDroll

Scarlet Varlet said:
^ Is probably not having Pizza (unlike me, I have Pizza in oven at this minnit.)
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False, actually. I just finished a DiGiorno's pizza a few minutes ago, and it was crap, but I was hungry and too lazy to actually cook something.

Allen said:
^Is not a grasshopper to pizza
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Probably is a New Yorker or someone else equally low on the culinary appreciation totem pole ;)


#31

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Could be implying that < comes off as rude and arrogant


#32



Scarlet Varlet

^ Should learn to add toppings


#33

Hylian

Hylian

^ should learn to subtract toppings


#34

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should learn to divide... and conquer.


#35

Thread Necromancer

Thread Necromancer

should stick to the division. The conquering will be taken care of by the squirrels


#36



Pojodan

^
should stick to quantium slipstreaming, where the kiddies belong


#37

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Belittles necromancers. Therefore is either very brave or very, very stupid.


#38

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
defends the honor of the necromancers


#39



edzepp

honors nobody.


#40

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has no honor among his band of thieves


#41



Scarlet Varlet

^ Lives for these threads.


#42

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Dies for these threads.


#43

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Makes love to these threads


#44

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Forgot the :hump:


#45

Hylian

Hylian

^ forgot the :pud:


#46

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is always there to remind me. :zoid:


#47



Pojodan

^
attempts to fit the round peg in the square hole


#48

Hylian

Hylian

^ attempts to fit the round hole into the square hole


#49



Pojodan

^
made me actually lol at this silly thread.


#50

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks I am a laughable matter


#51

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is a tad too sensitive on certain subjects


#52

Hylian

Hylian

^ hurts my feelings :waah: :waah: :waah: :waah: :waah: :waah: :waah: :waah:


#53

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
widdles in his bed when the terrible thunder rolls at night


#54

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Widdles on the carpet whenever his master is out.


#55

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Widdles his thumbs when nervous


#56

Hylian

Hylian

^ widdles all the way home


#57

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
keeps trying to pick up girls while dancing like Fry, hasn't been successful yet


#58



Pojodan

^
thinks cute widdle puppies can drawn attention away from his fluffy cuddly widdle sniggle fluffy face!


#59

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has gone to the dark side, is communicating in baby-speak


#60

Hylian

Hylian

^ would tell any secret for a tummy rub


#61

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Points out peoples secrets


#62



Pojodan

^
is most people's secret


#63

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is the deep dark secret of the failure of Fox programming and their canceling of good shows


#64

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Looks strikingly like a meddling executive in that swanky chair of his.

With his beady little eyes and his cold wet nose...


#65

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
should know that Pugs are masters of the SBD fart, ninja-like in fact


#66

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is not skilled in the use fujitsu


#67

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is not skilled in the art of inter-personal relationships


#68

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ is skilled in the art of :moon:


#69



Scarlet Varlet

^ Suffers at the receiving end of :moon:


#70

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Likes to get into arguments with people.

Knows how confusing women are grrrrr :aaahhh:


#71



Pojodan

^
claims to live in a root canal


#72



Scarlet Varlet

^ Went punting in the alimentary canal.


#73



edzepp

played a part in the Battle of Guadalcanal.


#74

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks the Varlet is a vet.


#75



Pojodan

^
thinks heavy jackets are sexy.


#76



edzepp

likes a good fur coat except when PETA's around.


#77

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes to piss off PETA by having seakitten sandwiches


#78



Pojodan

^
zelously defends seapuppies to the death.


#79



edzepp

zealously beats seapuppies to the death.


#80

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows that seapuppies taste great with drawn butter


#81

Hylian

Hylian

^ should knows that seapuppies taste the best when soaked in soy sauce and than cooked in a smoker all day.


#82

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is quickly approaching a post count that will match the year of my birth


#83

Hylian

Hylian

^ Should know I all ready passed post 1834


#84

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
knows I'm not THAT old, I think.. what year is it again?


#85

Hylian

Hylian

^ With each post is getting closer 666


#86

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
supported Mal against the Alliance


#87

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Supported the Alliance against the Empire.


#88

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
was a redshirt in Star Trek Wrath of Khan


#89

Hylian

Hylian

^ dyed his redshirt a different color to avoid death


#90

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
flaunts his redshirt in his avatar


#91

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows I am not from the Star Trek:TOS so I dont have to worry about the color of my shirt.


#92

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
supports canceled television shows


#93

Hylian

Hylian

^ deserves to be hanged for supporting reality TV


#94

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows reality tv is the crappiest thing on tv next to the news


#95

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, knows that Amazing Race and The Mole are better than much of the other programming


#96

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Probably knows the horror of... what was it again? One of those crapola sitcoms? The one with Pamela Anderson in a book store?


#97

Hylian

Hylian

^ is just jealous that his idea for a pantsless sitcom was rejected.


#98

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
was set to star in the pantsless sitcom, opposite Bea Arthur


#99

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is Bea Arthur


#100

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Was not succesful in pulling the sword from the stone


#101

Hylian

Hylian

^ was unsuccessful at taking candy from Espy


#102

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ sugar coats things


#103



Pojodan

^
dips things in salt


#104

Hylian

Hylian

^ dips things in glue and glass shards


#105

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Dips things in tar and feathers.


#106

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Dips his thing in tar and feathers.

Hey, each to his own and all that jazz...


#107

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

^ sticks feathers where they don't belong


#108

Hylian

Hylian

^ sticks belongings in his :quote: stick :quote:


#109

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should not take life-lessons from Wendy Testaburger.


#110



Pojodan

^
takes life leasons from the back of his McDonalds french fry box


#111

Hylian

Hylian

^ takes life lessons from human shaped animals


#112

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Takes life lessons from animal crackers.


#113

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows Casablanca is one of the best damn movies ever.


#114

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Could not be more right. About the movie, anyways.


#115

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows we find common ground on certain areas


#116

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
wonders where he can get a good steak


#117

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Knows that a good steak is a great steak with the right choice of sauce, potatoes and veggies.

Steak with Café de Paris sauce, mashed potatoes and grilled veggies... Mmmmmm... Yummy.


#118

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows its better to bury your sorries with booze :falldown:


#119

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know that a shot of whisky with a friend is infinitely more enjoyable than a six-pack by yourself.


#120

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't know that good steak doesn't require sauce


#121

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows its better to mix shots with a six pack of beer :aaahhh:

Sorry make that an 18 pack


#122

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a newbie, ninjaed for the very first time :D


#123

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Rejoices in my ninja'd.

Pass me another beer.


#124

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has, unfortunately, been passed a bear instead of a beer


#125



Pojodan

^
keeps bear and beer repelant handy at all times.


#126

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should know I'm an expert in killing bears.

Now give me my damn beer *strolls back to his booth*


#127

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has been ninja'd twice on same page


#128

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is too relaxed to be ninjaed.


#129

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Just :ninja: ed me.


#130

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has known the fury of the Finn in the night.


#131

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

*sipping beer* You guys just like to ninja too much


#132

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has failed in the game.


#133

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Made me fail the game. I was winning too... :waah:


#134

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows I don't play the game unless I profit from it


#135

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is a spoilsport.


#136

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Takes the game to seriously.

That is why you fail.


#137

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has shifted from the caped crusader to the green superball with a lightsaber.


#138

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows just because I offered one tidbit of advice thinks I'm some 900 little green gizzard thing


#139

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Must be a bird if he's got a gizzard.


#140

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes birds, deep fried


#141

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Speaks the truth.


#142

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Hopefully doesn't like his chicks deep fried, too.


#143

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Prefers his chicks without their pants.


#144

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

States the obvious.

I mean, duh!


#145

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows poultry make delicious dinners

Damn curse this time delay posting


#146

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is wondering why of all the juice bars in all the cities in all the worlds she happened to walk into his.

Also, hopefully doesn't have a duck as his piano player.


#147

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Would care to know if he would be in charge of entertainment


#148

Chippy

Chippy

Just saw Casablanca and is now changing his forum identity to be more like Humphrey Bogart.


#149

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is still the crown prince of crime on this forum


#150



Pojodan

^
is more of a baron of bad manners


#151

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is a duke of dastardly deeds


#152

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is the Marquis of Menace.


#153

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is the viscount of vociferousness


#154



makare

is the earl of.... egads

i got nothing


#155

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ The Lady of Lackwits.


#156



makare

guinea pig hater :devil:


#157

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is sensitive about certain issues


#158

Chippy

Chippy

Use to compare makare to pictures of anime girls back on image.


#159

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has a long term memory


#160

Chippy

Chippy

Has multiple personality disorder.


#161



Pojodan

^
has multiple pizza disorder


#162



makare

would be my little lap pojo... right?


#163

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Likes to be in charge :Leyla: :aaahhh:


#164

Chippy

Chippy

Makes up weird things.


#165



Pojodan

^
is simply a weird thing


#166

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Isn't the only one who makes up weird things.

Care for a beer?

Damn ninja'd


#167

Chippy

Chippy

Wants people to think he drinks beer.


#168

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is my arch nemesis


#169



Pojodan

^
is my arch dioceses


#170



makare

made a religious ref sound all smexy....


#171

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has an interesting avatar rightn ow.


#172

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Notices change


#173



makare

thinks things are better in black and white


#174

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is a guinea pig lover.


#175

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Had a pet fish once but had to flush it down the toilet


#176

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Had a dame once, but had to put her on an airplane (aeroplane?).


#177

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Isn't quite sure how to spell a mode of transportation


#178



makare

spells it like he means it


#179

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ zbelz eed llaicc ee meennz idd.


#180

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is pulling a "LeQuack."


#181

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ cannot decypher phonetics from a non-native english speaker :-P


#182

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Should learn to speak American, like the rest of the world.


#183



Pojodan

^
flushed himself down the toilet and is now 50 ft tall.


#184



makare

saw it all


#185

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has a fifty foot appendix.


#186



Scarlet Varlet

^ Supports purveyors of bathroom humour.


#187

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Supports purveyors of bathroom sex.


#188

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Used the term "American" in reference to a language. Has made a powerful enemy this day.


#189

Wahad

Wahad

^is full of hairy, pantsless rage.


#190

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has acquired a lot of upper body strength from beating dead horses.


#191



Pojodan

^
is unimpressed by my pose count


#192



edzepp

has a limited number of poses. What a lazy animation studio!


#193

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
always seems to be the person that I can comment on first thing in my morning


#194



Scarlet Varlet

^ Observed nothing to see here and moved along.


#195

Andi

Drachenherz

^ Nothing special to say about, seems she (or he? or IT?) is just here to boost my postcount... ^^


#196

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is only concerned with how much he posts.

*tut tut tut* such a pity


#197

Andi

Drachenherz

^ is concerned with how much I post. :-P


#198

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Admits he has a problem


#199

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt post enough


#200

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows I don't live and breathe this forum.


#201

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows I do.


#202

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Pickcs off the weaklings in the forum


#203

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ picks up hot women in fedoras


#204

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Picks up lizards and mice in his talons.


#205

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ picks up pick-ups in his pick-up truck.


#206

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Sells sea shells by the sea shore.


#207

Hylian

Hylian

^ sells turtle shells by the zoo


#208

Bubble181

Bubble181

^Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo. (it's an actual phrase. Look it up.)


#209

Hylian

Hylian

^ is surprisingly correct


#210

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is surprised by a given. I'm always correct, for a given definition of correct.


#211

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Shouldn't be surprised, the sentence has been around for a long time.


#212

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ was ninja'd by an owl.


#213

Hylian

Hylian

^ practices his ninja skills for many drunken hours


#214

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't know that drunkness and ninjaness don't mix. They combine to become an owl in a sauna, for some strange reason.


#215

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Apparently hasn't tried to tiptoe to bed after a late-night sauna.


#216

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ apparently has...


#217

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is no Sherlock. But can deduce the obvious.


#218

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is Dr. Watson to my Dr. Doom/.


#219

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Wears a face-plate and governs a small Eastern European nation.


#220

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ lives in a small eastern European nation. Guess which one?


#221

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is begging for a bloodied beak :devil:


#222

Hylian

Hylian

^ threatens to take sand paper to Bubble181's beak


#223

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has me afraid :(


#224

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know his European geography better.

*throws a comfort mouse*


#225

Bubble181

Bubble181

^throws computer mice instead of the living variety. Also, Finland 's way to the East of me :-P I'm well aware of European geography, I know you're not truly in Easter Europe....But close enough for me, Central-West-European that I am :-P Anything in a Russian sphere of influence is East :twisted:


#226

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Used the words "Finland" and "Russian sphere of influence" in the same paragraph. Will forever be denied the joy of seeing naked women on Midsummer festivities.


#227

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ I know Finland is trying not to be, and doing a remarkably good job of it (compared to, say the three baltic states), but you do still live next door to the bully :-P


#228

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is dangerously close to turning this into a political thread. Note, however, the following:
- Original Soviet plan of action during WWII was to overtake Finland. This failed. Finland lost the war, but kept its independence.
- Finland was never a Soviet satellite, and remained neutral post-WWII.
- The subject is still very, very touchy to Finns, so could we move on and talk about something else?


#229

Bubble181

Bubble181

^knows more about Finnish history than me for obvious reasons :-P

< didn't mean in any way to insult anyone. I'm aware it's a touchy subject, sorry!
Errr....

v is one of the people who thinks I should grow my beard out again


#230

Hylian

Hylian

^ should knows Owls cant grow beards


#231

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ should know that Dumbledore was an unregistered Animagus, and turned into an owl. :humph:


#232

Hylian

Hylian

^ should know I dont care what he says I stand by the fact that owls cant grown beards. :humph:


#233

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is simply asking for the Hedwig/Dumbledore slashfic I've written


(note: I haven't, ewww)


#234

Hylian

Hylian

^ never finished his slashfic cause every time he tries to write it he gets to busy :pud:


#235

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows the secret of writing good fanfiction is not being afan.

< is off to wrok later folks!


#236

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a job?! :Leyla:


#237

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is slightly :quote: suprised :quote:


#238

Hylian

Hylian

^ slightly :quote: :aaahhh: :quote:

< amounts of posts matches the year


#239

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Can't post again until 2010. And there was much rejoicing. :aaahhh:


#240

Hylian

Hylian

^ is wrong! :sobad:


#241

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Broke the rules like some kind of delinquent.


#242

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows the only rule is that there are no rules


#243

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows a world without boundries can be dangerous.

Rules are their for a reason


#244

Hylian

Hylian

^ only obeys the rule about longcat


#245

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
only obeys the rules of gravity


#246

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesnt obey any rule


#247

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is correct, I only follow personal directives, singed by all the other personalities in my head, except Lester, he doesn't like anything


#248



Philosopher B.

^ Is a sane man in a crazy world.


#249

Hylian

Hylian

^ is insane in an asylum


#250



Philosopher B.

^ Escaped from his room with the padded walls.


#251

Hylian

Hylian

^ escaped from his padded toilet


#252

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Plays with his imaginary friend.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwaZh8eRRxo:3c4mj9ly][/youtube:3c4mj9ly]


#253

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Makes me sad.


#254

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows nothing is sacred mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


#255

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
lives outside of the asylum


#256

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows I'm sane enough to run my own catina


#257

Hylian

Hylian

^ dies a little bit inside every time they bring him back to the asylum


#258

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should know the only thing I die inside from is 'love'.

Alas the one thing that is unatanable.

*cracks open another heineken*


#259

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
drinks beer, possibly the most horrible drink on the planet, behind Mountain Dew that is


#260

Hylian

Hylian

^ is ugly cause his parents drank to much Mountain Dew during his pregnancy


#261

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should know that in many occasions it is both unwise and unsafe to make comments that could be construed as insults to another person's mother.


#262

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is sensitive about all the "Your Mom..." jokes he got told in school.


#263

Hylian

Hylian

^^ knows the only reason he is born is his mom like him didnt like wearing pants

^ told many of said jokes


#264

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is the butt of many jokes. :moon:


#265

Hylian

Hylian

^ is just an @$$


#266

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Insulted my mother. You rat bastard.


#267

Hylian

Hylian

^ is grumpy cause he lives someplace up north :twisted:


#268

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is jealous of our four seasons and close proximity to Santa Claus ;)


#269

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Gets two more seasons that Arizona.


#270

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
actually has four seasons, winter, almost summer, summer and still summer


#271

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is technically correct, although the two most recognized seasons in AZ are "fucking hot" and "not quite so hot."


#272

Hylian

Hylian

^ believes Hell would be cooler


#273

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Could have a barbecue with Lucifer


#274

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Would bring the bratwurst.


#275

Hylian

Hylian

^ would bring the chips


#276

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Would bring the mallets and obscure pop culture references.


#277

Hylian

Hylian

^ will bring the sarcasm and insults


#278

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Will be receiving a double serving.


#279

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Needs to simmer down.


#280

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs to be set on fire :twisted:


#281

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Needs to be put on ice.


#282

Hylian

Hylian

^ needs to take a cold shower


#283

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Needs to be frozen

Curse this delay posting


#284

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to curse


#285

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should know only when its suitable haha :popcorn:


#286

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Thinks that every time is suitable.


#287

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows at least I have a veritable vocabulary


#288

Chippy

Chippy

Is not Humphrey Bogart.


#289

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is not Heath Ledger


#290

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is not a puppy.


#291

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is not one of us

HE'S ONE OF THEM!!!


#292

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Refuses to join us. Must be eliminated. :zombie:


#293

Bubble181

Bubble181

^s till sleeps.


#294



Pojodan

^
once offered a girl to take his place in life.


#295



edzepp

^*blah blah blah skewed, completely non-factual observation about the previous poster blah blah blah.*

I'm trying to be more meta. How am I doing?


#296



Pojodan

^
is so meta, it's coming out of their ears.


#297

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is metal.


#298



edzepp

is Effin' Metal. Y'know, like Jesus.


#299

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will be one of my disciples.


#300



edzepp

is half right. I'm more of a crazed stalker who performs heinous acts of murder and human sacrifice in order to get the approval of a person whom I worship yet who doesn't even know I exist.


#301

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
feels ignored by North Ranger, even though he is desperately trying to gain his approval through acts of violence that keeps driving a wedge further and further between them


#302



Pojodan

^
is ignored by everyone but me.


#303

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is ignored by me


#304



edzepp

could ignore ME for a change. :humph:


#305

Hylian

Hylian

^ ignores everyone


#306

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Only ignores certain people


#307

Hylian

Hylian

^ only ignores authority figures


#308



Philosopher B.

^ Tries to ignore the voices in his head by giving himself a good whack with mallets.


#309

Hylian

Hylian

^ wanted to be a pirate but sadly he couldn't find a decent parrot.


#310

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Is not allowed to use me as a parrot... I am a phoenix.


#311

Hylian

Hylian

^ has bouts of delusions


#312

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Thinks that pirates are out to get him...


#313

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Thinks he can rise from the ashes.


#314

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks he is made out of ashes


#315

Azurephoenix

Azurephoenix

^

Technically is made of ashes...


#316

Hylian

Hylian

^ is technically full of hot air


#317

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is thinking about balloons.


#318

Hylian

Hylian

^ is thinking of the weekend when he can stay home and take his pants off


#319

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has been banned from several stables after the management found out he was killing horses in order to beat them.


#320

Hylian

Hylian

^ never did ask me what is in those hot dogs I gave him


#321

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a sick little monkey.


#322

Hylian

Hylian

^ will be sick when those hot dogs kick in :twisted:


#323

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Underestimates the power of the dark side... of my digestive system.


#324

Hylian

Hylian

^ is all dark side


#325

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should hope that he never sees my full moon.


#326

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows his full moon is full of craters


#327

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks I stick a mirror in my toilet. Seriously, dude, you are getting sicker by the minute.


#328

Bubble181

Bubble181

^enjoyed 2pumpkins1cup a little bit too much


#329

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Could not be more wrong.


#330

Hylian

Hylian

^ protests too much


#331

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Fials at spellink.


#332

Hylian

Hylian

^ fiald aht hocked oon phoenocs


#333

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ has trouble spelling correctly. Spells "quite right" instead.


#334

Hylian

Hylian

^ says who instead of whom


#335

Bubble181

Bubble181

^says ...wat? instead of "I beg your pardon?"


#336

Hylian

Hylian

^ says teh instead of the


#337

Bubble181

Bubble181

^says "I'm a PURTY LADY" instead of "I'll be your bitch tonight, honey".


#338

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Makes disturbing comments


#339

Hylian

Hylian

^^ had to much :falldown: and is delusional

^ is just disturbing to look at


#340

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ can't stop thinking about Sam.

^ is still looking...


#341

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Doesn't care for black and white


#342

Bubble181

Bubble181

^doesn't care for sepia and fuchsia.


#343

Hylian

Hylian

^ can only see in black and white


#344

Bubble181

Bubble181

^Can only see in infrared and ultraviolet.


#345

Hylian

Hylian

^ thinks that human eyes are a delicacy


#346

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is strange.


#347

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is not quite entirely normal, either.


#348

Hylian

Hylian

^ spends too much time here to be considered sane


#349

Bubble181

Bubble181

^spends just as much time here, just thinks before he posts...silly!


#350

Hylian

Hylian

^ never thinks about anything


#351

Bubble181

Bubble181

^has too much movements in his avatar and signature.


#352

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't have enough movement in his avatar and signature


#353

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ thinks I should once again change my avatar.


#354

Hylian

Hylian

^


#355

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has failed the game.


#356

Bubble181

Bubble181

^^ is...coming on to me? RAWR :zoid:

^ Has won the game.


#357

Hylian

Hylian

^ loses at every game he plays


#358

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is the game-master, loves to play the games, even when he loses


#359

Hylian

Hylian

^ dares to insinuate that I lose :humph:


#360

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is a sore loser


#361

Hylian

Hylian

^ never wins any games so he would never know :humph:


#362

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
uses a smiley that reminds me of Walter of Jeff Dunham fame


#363

Hylian

Hylian

^ doesn't like using smileys


#364

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
uses frownies instead of smileys :confused:


#365



Pojodan

^
uses hypens instead of toilet paper


#366

Hylian

Hylian

^ uses sand paper instead of toilet paper


#367

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks Pojodan is an Aussie.

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpC1vAlBULg:37eu8f27][/youtube:37eu8f27]


#368

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
hates it when people think he's Norwegian


#369

Hylian

Hylian

^ loves to say that North_Ranger is Norwegian


#370

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
missed his chance to call me "evil"


#371

Hylian

Hylian

^ knows I can call him evil whenever I want


#372

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a self-appointed revealer of evil.


#373

Hylian

Hylian

^ only practices evil during the weekends


#374

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't practice evil, is a master of evil and lechery


#375



Pojodan

^
doesn't practise anything, ever.


#376



edzepp

ain't no lady.


#377



Scarlet Varlet

^ Is the Tramp


#378

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is Oliver the cat


#379

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Chases the cat.


#380



Pojodan

^
chases squirels.


#381

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a squirrel outfit.

You knew it was coming ;)


#382

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
was the last poster before me by over 15 hours


#383



Pojodan

^
missed being a necro by 9 hours.


#384

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has been feeling better than I have all day


#385



Pojodan

^
underestimates the power of self-loathing


#386

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
underestimates the power of an allergy induced, sleep-depriving migraine headache that takes away your appetite


#387

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows the human body is a complicated organism.


#388

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Prefers uncomplicated orgasms.


#389



edzepp

apparently has a complex, multi-step process for achieving a sexual high, complete with diagrams, charts and a stopwatch.


#390

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Jumps to conclusions like a kangaroo on a trampoline.


#391

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes marsupials on trampolines in the summer


#392



Scarlet Varlet

^ Has a Wocket in his pocket (or is just glad to see North Ranger)


#393

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
has a ricket in his wicket, or is he just happy to see another day


#394

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is in a sticky wicket.

As in trouble, not inside an Ewok covered with sap.


#395

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
can provide some really disturbing mental images at times, especially when I know the actor that was playing that part


#396

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Should tell Warwick Davis that he kicks ass. And ask for an autograph.


#397

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
should know that I have his autograph, and he knows that he kicks ass, especially as Willow


#398

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Apparently doesn't do 'subtle'. Ask him for an autograph that you can send me, doofus! :D


#399

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
calls people doofus when they don't go for subtle


#400



Pojodan

^
is as subtle as an elephant falling down the stairs ontop of a grand piano


#401

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
should know that is relatively quiet compared to a group of 10 teens just walking down stairs


#402

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Isn't as quiet as a mouse


#403

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is as quiet as a moose.


#404

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Lumbers around as a llama


#405



edzepp

is a drama llama.


#406

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes Kuzko from Emperor's New Groove


#407

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ didn't miss me.

Come on folks, I was gone *three whole days*. How is the next poster still 600 behind me, and this thread still only on page 12?!


#408

Allen who is Quiet

Allen, who is Quiet

^Was gone "*three whole days*"


#409

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ knows I was gone...Still didn't miss me:-P


#410

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
got blamed for everything while he was gone


It's all your fault!


#411

Hylian

Hylian

^ blames everyone else for his stupidity


#412

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Realizes that his stupidity is his own fault.


#413

Hylian

Hylian

^ should realize my stupidity percentage less than .004%


#414

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Mixes up ratios and percents.


#415

Hylian

Hylian

^ must be mistaken it clearly says percentage :paranoid:


< is very tired


#416

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Edits his posts to try and make me look bad.


#417

Hylian

Hylian

^ makes false accusations


#418





^Is in before my single obligatory response in the thread.


#419

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Is slow in response time like I.


#420

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a nobody


#421

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows its better to be a nobody than a pompous arrogont politician.


#422

Chippy

Chippy

Was inappropriately touched by a pompous, arrogant politician.


#423

Hylian

Hylian

^ did said touching


#424

Chippy

Chippy

Filmed said touching.


#425

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Performed said touching.


#426

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
isn't going to break in a brand new king sized bed tonight


#427

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Isn't allowed to sleep on the bed at all.


#428

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
doesn't know beds aren't for sleeping they're for :hump:


#429

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Thinks beds are only for sex toys


#430

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Thinks sex toys are only for beds.


#431

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
thinks beds are only there for decoration


#432



makare

fills me with unimaginable rage


#433

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows its not good to piss of a woman.


#434



makare

perhaps likes to generalize about women


#435

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Should know I didn't mean to generalize woman. Just that angry women scare me


#436

Chippy

Chippy

Turns to movies and T.V to learn all the facts about women.


#437

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Gets his facts from somewhere else


#438

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
got his facts from "The Facts of Life"


#439



Pojodan

^ is listed in the book, "Facts of Life you just have to live with"


#440

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ is not listed in the book on the Facts of Life.


#441

Hylian

Hylian

^ ^ needs to have the facts of life explained to him


#442

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Likes to watch The Facts of Life.


#443

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ likes to watch days of our lives.


#444

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to watch paint dry all the days of his life


#445

Bubble181

Bubble181

^ lieks to display that X-Box Achievement "Broke Google" to all his friends and relatives.


#446

Hylian

Hylian

^ likes to misspell the word Xbox


#447

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Get's nit-picky about his hyphens.


#448

Hylian

Hylian

^ probably spells Spider-Man without a hyphen


#449

Bubble181

Bubble181

^probably spells virgin without a hymen.


#450



Pojodan

^
refuses to touch virgins


#451

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
refuses to eat virgin sacrifices


#452

Hylian

Hylian

^ tries to :quote: befriend :quote: virgin sacrifices


#453

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Was going to be a virgin sacrifice until Sparhawk :quote: befriended :quote: him.


#454

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is an evil, evil man


#455

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is the Pierre Bernard of canines. Comfortable and furious.


#456

Hylian

Hylian

^ is comfortable with furries


#457

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is a furryphobe.


#458

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a pantsaphobic


#459

Baerdog

Baerdog

^ Is trouserphilic.


#460

Hylian

Hylian

^ is a Cypridophobia


#461

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Probably has a thesaurus with him.


#462

Hylian

Hylian

^ probably has a computer with him


#463

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

:facepalm:

Probably breathes oxygen.


#464

Hylian

Hylian

^ probably has red blood


#465

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Probably has an internal skeleton.


#466

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
probably issues excrement into a toilet facility


#467

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Would have been wrong if I was still doing my service.


#468

Hylian

Hylian

^ still provides :quote: special :quote: services


#469

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Thinks I'm a Swede.

Sleep lightly, and pray that the first light of the dawn finds you alive...


#470

Hylian

Hylian

^ prays that he may be alive when the sun rises


#471

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Apparently needs a kiss of death to understand his days are numbered. Like I told him, I'm not a Swede.


#472

Hylian

Hylian

^ keeps trying to kiss me


#473

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Still thinks I'm a Swede.


#474

Hylian

Hylian

^ isnt a Swede? :Leyla:


#475

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has had an epiphany.

I'm... a Finn.


#476

Hylian

Hylian

^ must be mistaken I am sure he is a Swede :twisted:


#477

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Will suffer like a thousand recovering alcoholics on Midsummer's Eve.


#478

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
Will have me at his back when hunting down Hylian for hating on Swedes


#479

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

...

Is mistaken. I'm cursing Hylian because he thinks I'm a Swede. For a Finn, that is a bloodier insult than calling another person's mother an employee of the red lights' district.


#480

Hylian

Hylian

^ has probably realized teh only reason I call him a Swede is because it makes him mad :rcain:


#481

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
likes poking the northern bear with a stick in the hopes that he's never in arms reach


#482

Hylian

Hylian

^ is always in arms length due to his short paws


#483

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Has a house full of furries


#484

Hylian

Hylian

^ must be silenced :devil:


#485

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows the truth is slowly getting out there


#486

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is trying to pave the way for the truth to spread


#487

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows disinformation is a great tactic to use :twisted:


#488

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
couldn't handle the truth, especially if it bites him in the ass


#489

InfiniteShadow

InfiniteShadow

Knows there were weapons of mass destruction as indicated by his intelligence community.
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMStCHtUNeY:2m5cmj0f][/youtube:2m5cmj0f]


#490

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
should know that it's impossible to clog a sieve


#491

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Made me wonder what a sieve is.


#492



edzepp

Ahem:

wikipedia said:
In general, a sieve separates wanted/desired elements from unwanted material using a tool such as a mesh, net or other filtration or distillation methods, but it is also used for classification of powders by particle size, or for size measurement as an analytical technique. The word "sift" derives from this term. A strainer is a type of sieve typically associated with separating liquids from solids.
Click to expand...


^now knows what a sieve is. Your training in the ways of the world is complete. You are now a man.


#493

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is informative


#494

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Is terse. In a good way.


#495



edzepp

is a man of few words and even less pants.


#496

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is a man of many skills, with play-doh


#497

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Plays Barry White while lounging and waiting for his bitches to arrive.


#498

Sparhawk

Sparhawk

^
is wrong, I prefer to use Journey or Styx, and the bitches are here already, no waiting


#499

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Has a written permission to use the phrase "Oh yeaaaaaah..." in a deep tone of voice.


#500

Hylian

Hylian

^ has a court order banning him from using the phrase "Oh yeaaaaaah..." in a deep tone of voice.


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