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Dec 1, 2008#1

Chazwozel

Dec 1, 2008#2

Steven Soderburgin

Flame Warriors!

That doesn't fit me at all.

Dec 1, 2008#3

Flame Warriors!

Ooh! Do me! Do me!

Dec 1, 2008#4

Cat

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
That doesn't fit me at all.

That sounds like something a troller would say.

Dec 1, 2008#5

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

Edrondol said:
Ooh! Do me! Do me!

Dude you're easy: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/admin.htm

Dec 1, 2008#6

Cajungal

Flame Warriors!

I'm going to find mine.

Dec 1, 2008#7

Green_Lantern

Flame Warriors!

Me too, if there is one =/

Dec 1, 2008#8

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
That doesn't fit me at all.

Chumming ain't easy.

Dec 1, 2008#9

Flame Warriors!

Cat said:
Kissinger said:

That doesn't fit me at all.

Click to expand...

That sounds like something a troller would say.

So...denying a label defines you as the label?

Then you are a dumbass. I double-dog dare ya to say you're not one!

See what I did there?

Kissinger: 50% Troll/50% opinionated new guy
Rest of Board: 50% amused/50% WARRLGARRBL

:lol:

Dec 1, 2008#10

Dunny

Flame Warriors!

If I may be so bold as to try to categorize myself, http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bigcat.htm seems to fit the bill. Then again, it could just be my ego talking.

Dec 1, 2008#11

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

Cajungal said:
I'm going to find mine.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bigcat.htm

Dec 1, 2008#12

Vytamindi

Flame Warriors!

Edrondol said:
Cat said:

Kissinger said:

That doesn't fit me at all.

Click to expand...

That sounds like something a troller would say.

Click to expand...

So...denying a label defines you as the label?

Then you are a dumbass. I double-dog dare ya to say you're not one!

See what I did there?

Kissinger: 50% Troll/50% opinionated new guy
Rest of Board: 50% amused/50% WARRLGARRBL

:lol:

GAH!! If only I were twice as old and twice my weight!

Dec 1, 2008#13

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
Edrondol said:

Ooh! Do me! Do me!

Click to expand...

Dude you're easy: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/admin.htm

That's AWESOME!

Dec 1, 2008#14

Allen, who is Quiet

Flame Warriors!

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/target.htm seems like it could also be Invader.

Dec 1, 2008#15

Cajungal

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
Cajungal said:

I'm going to find mine.

Click to expand...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/bigcat.htm

Yay, it's me! ^_^ Gracias, blowhard.

Dec 1, 2008#16

JCM

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

We all fit the fucking labels:

Off the top of my head

Me: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... owhard.htm
Gate and JCM: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... elists.htm
Sera, Crone, Sheg: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... isters.htm
gerhart: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... turion.htm
Bewitifulfreak: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/ent.htm
Gasbandit:http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/capitalista.htm or http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... lodyte.htm
Invader: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... renade.htm
JCM:http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/furioustyper.htm
The whole forum last thursday: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... owlers.htm
You crazy lurkers: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/lurker.htm
Kissinger: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... roller.htm
Neon: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... postor.htm
Zen: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/nanny.htm

Man these are great! Oh and if you get offended by it. Tough potatoes.

Anyway, Ive been called by every damn flame warrior there (and previous sites with such labelling) at least once in the past 15 years, but its always amusing to see someone try to add a new label.

Dec 1, 2008#17

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

CMorrison: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... master.htm

Dec 1, 2008#18

Flame Warriors!

Did anyone notice the links open in new windows?

Dec 1, 2008#19

Steven Soderburgin

Flame Warriors!

JCM said:

Yeah, you use that image macro. Don't let anyone stop you.

Dec 1, 2008#20

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

Kurtz: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... dzilla.htm

Dec 1, 2008#21

Steven Soderburgin

Flame Warriors!

Edrondol said:
Did anyone notice the links open in new windows?

Yes, I did. THANK YOU!

Dec 1, 2008#22

Flame Warriors!

Uh oh. The new meets the old. This will not end well.

Dec 1, 2008#23

Cat

Flame Warriors!

Edrondol said:
Cat said:

Kissinger said:

That doesn't fit me at all.

Click to expand...

That sounds like something a troller would say.

Click to expand...

So...denying a label defines you as the label?

Then you are a dumbass. I double-dog dare ya to say you're not one!

See what I did there?

Kissinger: 50% Troll/50% opinionated new guy
Rest of Board: 50% amused/50% WARRLGARRBL

:lol:

That sounds like something an admin would say.

Dec 1, 2008#24

Green_Lantern

Flame Warriors!

C'mon, doesn't anyone want to do me? I promise to cuddle....

Dec 1, 2008#25

Flame Warriors!

Cat said:
Edrondol said:

Cat said:

Kissinger said:

That doesn't fit me at all.

Click to expand...

That sounds like something a troller would say.

Click to expand...

So...denying a label defines you as the label?

Then you are a dumbass. I double-dog dare ya to say you're not one!

See what I did there?

Kissinger: 50% Troll/50% opinionated new guy
Rest of Board: 50% amused/50% WARRLGARRBL

:lol:

Click to expand...

That sounds like something an admin would say.

:lol:

Dec 1, 2008#26

Calleja

Flame Warriors!

I've decided I'm not a Flame Warrior, none seem to fit.

I'm just a classy, non-warmongering guy :ugeek:

Dec 1, 2008#27

Nosty

Flame Warriors!

Cat said:
Kissinger said:

That doesn't fit me at all.

Click to expand...

That sounds like something a troller would say.

Or a fat person who has been presented with small clothes.

Dec 1, 2008#28

Dunny

Flame Warriors!

Calleja said:
I've decided I'm not a Flame Warrior, none seem to fit.

I'm just a classy, non-warmongering guy :ugeek:

Nevermind. Chaz wins.

Dec 1, 2008#29

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

Calleja said:
I've decided I'm not a Flame Warrior, none seem to fit.

I'm just a classy, non-warmongering guy :ugeek:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... klatch.htm

Dec 1, 2008#30

phil

Flame Warriors!

I think I might be a yuk yuk.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/yukyuk.htm

Dec 1, 2008#31

Calleja

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
Calleja said:

I've decided I'm not a Flame Warrior, none seem to fit.

I'm just a classy, non-warmongering guy :ugeek:

Click to expand...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... klatch.htm

Oh crap... I guess I DO fit....

DAMN YOU CHAZWEASEL!!

Dec 1, 2008#32

B

bewtifulfreak

Flame Warriors!

A lot of Big Cat in me as well, but to be identified as an Ent is terribly flattering... it's nice to be held in such high regard. : }

Dec 1, 2008#33

Chazwozel

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Green_Lantern said:
C'mon, doesn't anyone want to do me? I promise to cuddle....

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/weenie.htm

Dec 1, 2008#34

Gusto

Flame Warriors!

I'm probably this guy. http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... escout.htm

Dec 1, 2008#35

Chazwozel

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bewtifulfreak said:
A lot of Big Cat in me as well, but to be identified as an Ent is terribly flattering... it's nice to be held in such high regard. : }

Dude, I think the forum flipped out on Kurtz over you and Menopausal rogue once. Ent fits you both perfectly.

Dec 1, 2008#36

Flame Warriors!

I know deed Ed...Edmin!

Do me! Do me!

Dec 1, 2008#37

Philosopher B.

Flame Warriors!

Hey, I think I found MindDetective:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... ndroid.htm

Edit: I guess I'm the old lady one, like Call-ee-jah. :|

Dec 1, 2008#38

B

bewtifulfreak

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
bewtifulfreak said:

A lot of Big Cat in me as well, but to be identified as an Ent is terribly flattering... it's nice to be held in such high regard. : }

Click to expand...

Dude, I think the forum flipped out on Kurtz over you and Menopausal rogue once. Ent fits you both perfectly.

Funnily enough, I remember us butting branches once, though I can't remember over exactly what. I just remember it had something to do with stereotyping and hypocrisy, and I have a vague recollection that Amy was involved somehow...

Dec 1, 2008#39

Green_Lantern

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
Green_Lantern said:

C'mon, doesn't anyone want to do me? I promise to cuddle....

Click to expand...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/weenie.htm

Thanks :mrgreen:

Though, I don't consider myself a feminist, I mostly focus in LGBT-issues and rarely go around the others, though I do support most of the stuff there =P

Dec 1, 2008#40

HowDroll

Flame Warriors!

I need to start being a bitch so I can get a title also

Dec 1, 2008#41

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

HowDroll said:
I need to start being a bitch so I can get a title also

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/netrat.htm

:mrgreen: Youngin'

Dec 1, 2008#42

Necronic

Flame Warriors!

So, for the sake of posterity, I think I finally got to meet a Godzilla, although it was a long breeding process Shego ended up being one.

I think I am somewhat of the Profundus Maximus, but I'm not exactly sure.

Dec 1, 2008#43

Flame Warriors!

HowDroll said:
I need to start being a bitch so I can get a title also

Pair up with another female and start being cybersisters.

Dec 1, 2008#44

Cat

Flame Warriors!

HowDroll said:
I need to start being a bitch so I can get a title also

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/perv.htm :cool:

Dec 1, 2008#45

A

Amy old

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bewtifulfreak said:
Chazwozel said:

bewtifulfreak said:

A lot of Big Cat in me as well, but to be identified as an Ent is terribly flattering... it's nice to be held in such high regard. : }

Click to expand...

Dude, I think the forum flipped out on Kurtz over you and Menopausal rogue once. Ent fits you both perfectly.

Click to expand...

Funnily enough, I remember us butting branches once, though I can't remember over exactly what. I just remember it had something to do with stereotyping and hypocrisy, and I have a vague recollection that Amy was involved somehow...

careful. Ents burn very well, and I have lots of napalm.

Dec 1, 2008#46

RealBigNuke

Flame Warriors!

I'd like to think I fall pretty smoothly into the big cat persona. I might say in arguments that I'd also fit the nitpicker archetype, too. I don't often have arguments, but all of your arguments are just so ridiculous

... Evil clown, maybe?

I'd say invader's a trog way sooner than I'd say gas bandit was. Gasbandit and JCM are also idealogues probably more than anything else.

Dec 1, 2008#47

chakz

Flame Warriors!

Philosopher B. said:
Hey, I think I found MindDetective:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... ndroid.htm

Edit: I guess I'm the old lady one, like Call-ee-jah. :|

Yes...yes you did

I haven't clue what I am.

Dec 1, 2008#48

HowDroll

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/netrat.htm

:mrgreen: Youngin'

Cat said:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/perv.htm

So... essentially, I'm this guy? :

:lol:

Dec 1, 2008#49

Cat

Flame Warriors!

HowDroll said:
So... essentially, I'm this guy? :

:lol:

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Dec 1, 2008#50

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

HowDroll said:
Chazwozel said:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/netrat.htm

:mrgreen: Youngin'

Click to expand...

Cat said:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/perv.htm

Click to expand...

So... essentially, I'm this guy? :

:lol:

Hawt!

Dec 1, 2008#51

HowDroll

Flame Warriors!

Cat said:
HowDroll said:

So... essentially, I'm this guy? :

:lol:

Click to expand...

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Tread on your dreams, or tread in your dreams?

Dec 1, 2008#52

RealBigNuke

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HowDroll said:
Cat said:

HowDroll said:

So... essentially, I'm this guy? :

:lol:

Click to expand...

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Click to expand...

Tread on your dreams, or tread in your dreams?

Both, I believe :ugeek:

Dec 1, 2008#53

Dunny

Flame Warriors!

HowDroll said:
Cat said:

HowDroll said:

So... essentially, I'm this guy? :

:lol:

Click to expand...

Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.

Click to expand...

Tread on your dreams, or tread in your dreams?

Are you tired, baby? 'Cause you been running through his mind all day...

Dec 1, 2008#54

Cat

Flame Warriors!

They've called it. Cat's just another old pervert eyeing the tubes of the interweb.

Dec 1, 2008#55

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
Zen: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/nanny.htm

Man these are great! Oh and if you get offended by it. Tough potatoes.

I like mine.

Dec 1, 2008#56

A

Amy old

Flame Warriors!

ZenMonkey said:
Chazwozel said:

Zen: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/nanny.htm

Man these are great! Oh and if you get offended by it. Tough potatoes.

Click to expand...

I like mine.

i see you as toxic granny.

Dec 1, 2008#57

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

Amy said:
ZenMonkey said:

Chazwozel said:

Zen: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/nanny.htm

Man these are great! Oh and if you get offended by it. Tough potatoes.

Click to expand...

I like mine.

Click to expand...

i see you as toxic granny.

No that's Tinwhistler. :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#58

Iaculus

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
That doesn't fit me at all.

Oh, I quite agree.

Behold!

Hmm... what's mine?

Dec 1, 2008#59

Steven Soderburgin

Flame Warriors!

That's a bit closer to the mark, but I don't worry about being punched in the mouth in real life either.

Dec 1, 2008#60

Chronos[Ha-G]

Flame Warriors!

Hmmm. Wonder what I am.

Dec 1, 2008#61

Cat

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
That's a bit closer to the mark, but I don't worry about being punched in the mouth in real life either.

Dec 1, 2008#62

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
That's a bit closer to the mark, but I don't worry about being punched in the mouth in real life either.

You don't frequent many bars then do you? Nothing worse than a sober virgin. :ugeek:

Dec 1, 2008#63

HowDroll

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Chazwozel said:
Kissinger said:

That's a bit closer to the mark, but I don't worry about being punched in the mouth in real life either.

Click to expand...

You don't frequent many bars then do you? Nothing worse than a sober virgin. :ugeek:

:lol:

Dec 1, 2008#64

Flame Warriors!

Amy said:
i see you as toxic granny.

GRANNY???

Oh, payback is going to be sweet for that one.

I think I have the "Jewish mother" role sewn up here. There's definitely some toxicity there...

Dec 1, 2008#65

MindDetective

Flame Warriors!

Philosopher B. said:
Hey, I think I found MindDetective:

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... ndroid.htm

Edit: I guess I'm the old lady one, like Call-ee-jah. :|

*Shake fist* That is only partially me. I can have a chuckle once in a while.

Dec 1, 2008#66

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
You don't frequent many bars then do you? Nothing worse than a sober virgin. :ugeek:

Not that you know a damn thing about me, but what makes you think I'm a virgin?

Dec 1, 2008#67

Silvanesti

Flame Warriors!

Those are pretty funny! I was a lurker for a long time, guess now that im trying to be more active it'll be a while before i find a new 'identity' :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#68

Chazwozel

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ZenMonkey said:
Amy said:

i see you as toxic granny.

Click to expand...

GRANNY???

Oh, payback is going to be sweet for that one.

I think I have the "Jewish mother" role sewn up here. There's definitely some toxicity there...

You don't "guilt" us enough though. A proper Jewish mother goes through a fit of "Oi, kill me now, just leave me to die" at least once a day.

Dec 1, 2008#69

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

You don't frequent many bars then do you? Nothing worse than a sober virgin. :ugeek:

Click to expand...

Not that you know a damn thing about me, but what makes you think I'm a virgin?

viewtopic.php?f=2&t=197&start=105

Dec 1, 2008#70

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
http://halforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=197&start=105

Nothing in that thread would indicate that I am a virgin.

What I'd really like to know is if it turned out that you were right, why would it matter?

Dec 1, 2008#71

B

bewtifulfreak

Flame Warriors!

Amy said:
bewtifulfreak said:

Chazwozel said:

bewtifulfreak said:

A lot of Big Cat in me as well, but to be identified as an Ent is terribly flattering... it's nice to be held in such high regard. : }

Click to expand...

Dude, I think the forum flipped out on Kurtz over you and Menopausal rogue once. Ent fits you both perfectly.

Click to expand...

Funnily enough, I remember us butting branches once, though I can't remember over exactly what. I just remember it had something to do with stereotyping and hypocrisy, and I have a vague recollection that Amy was involved somehow...

Click to expand...

careful. Ents burn very well, and I have lots of napalm.

Of that I have no doubt... though if I recall correctly, I believe I got into it with her when I pointed out the hypocrisy in a comment she made after criticising you for something similar (not that you exactly need me to defend you or anything).

Dec 1, 2008#72

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

http://halforum.com/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=197&start=105

Click to expand...

Nothing in that thread would indicate that I am a virgin.

What I'd really like to know is if it turned out that you were right, why would it matter?

Cause no one likes a sober virgin. Jeez, man. I hope you're only pretending to be as thick as pea soup!

Dec 1, 2008#73

Iaculus

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

You don't frequent many bars then do you? Nothing worse than a sober virgin. :ugeek:

Click to expand...

Not that you know a damn thing about me, but what makes you think I'm a virgin?

Wrong question. Why did he think calling you a virgin would be a good way to get a cheap rise out of you? :twisted:

Dec 1, 2008#74

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
You don't "guilt" us enough though. A proper Jewish mother goes through a fit of "Oi, kill me now, just leave me to die" at least once a day.

A verbatim quote from an email from my mother, on a day when I had already emailed her but was not up for a phone conversation:

"Fine. I'll just sit here with my Atavan."

I haven't had to use guilt yet, but it's in my mod arsenal. It's more like, and I know vomiting will ensue, but I really do "worry" about you guys and want to see you happy. In the context of the forum, of course.

Now here, have a fruit and button up. It's chilly.

Dec 1, 2008#75

JCM

Flame Warriors!

Hmm, Furious typer? Meh, I never wear out-

I´d say Godzilla, rat, Duelists, Nitpick, Archivist with a touch of Jekyll and Hyde, depending whether Im bored.

Dec 1, 2008#76

Chazwozel

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JCM said:
Hmm, Furious typer? Meh, I never wear out-

I´d say Godzilla, rat, Duelists, Nitpick, Archivist with a touch of Jekyll and Hyde, depending whether Im bored.

I gotta say, you're pretty much everything wrapped up in one neat little, Brazilian package. :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#77

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
Cause no one likes a sober virgin. Jeez, man. I hope you're only pretending to be as thick as pea soup!

I have many friends who are virgins and I enjoy their company whether they are sober or not.

Dec 1, 2008#78

RealBigNuke

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JCM said:
I´d say Godzilla

Oh, don't flatter yourself. In order to godzilla you have to single handedly derail a forum for at least a few weeks. You just sometimes throw grenades and mostly just get a select few other people riled up.

Dec 1, 2008#79

Tinwhistler

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
Amy said:

ZenMonkey said:

Chazwozel said:

Zen: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/nanny.htm

Man these are great! Oh and if you get offended by it. Tough potatoes.

Click to expand...

I like mine.

Click to expand...

i see you as toxic granny.

Click to expand...

No that's Tinwhistler. :lol:

Lol..I play the "you whippersnappers" card too much, eh?

Dec 1, 2008#80

A

Amy old

Flame Warriors!

JCM said:
Hmm, Furious typer? Meh, I never wear out-

I´d say Godzilla, rat, Duelists, Nitpick, Archivist with a touch of Jekyll and Hyde, depending whether Im bored.

swarm.

Dec 1, 2008#81

HowDroll

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Cause no one likes a sober virgin. Jeez, man. I hope you're only pretending to be as thick as pea soup!

Click to expand...

I have many friends who are virgins and I enjoy their company whether they are sober or not.

Are any of your friends named Johnny Table?

Dec 1, 2008#82

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Cause no one likes a sober virgin. Jeez, man. I hope you're only pretending to be as thick as pea soup!

Click to expand...

I have many friends who are virgins and I enjoy their company whether they are sober or not.

You're going to be my first one on these boards....

Wait for it....

Wait for it.....

Dec 1, 2008#83

Cat

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Cause no one likes a sober virgin. Jeez, man. I hope you're only pretending to be as thick as pea soup!

Click to expand...

I have many friends who are virgins and I enjoy their company whether they are sober or not.

They won't be virgins for long, right?

Dec 1, 2008#84

The Lovely Boehner

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Chazwozel said:
Kissinger said:

You're going to be my first one on these boards....
]

Click to expand...

there is no way this is the first unfunny image macro on these boards, because holy shit

Dec 1, 2008#85

JCM

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Yay, the Picard. Now we feel at home

RealBigNuke said:
*anonymous guy trying to get heard*

Says an anonymous nick I never heard of in my 7 years... how cute, the forums never change

The day you get 10 trolls banned, have some of them traumatized enough to make a blog criticising pvp daily (and you as well), or show yourself, I might take your opinion seriously.

Bonus on the whine edit-

Dec 1, 2008#86

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/index.htm

We all fit the fucking labels:

Off the top of my head

Me: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... owhard.htm
Gate and JCM: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... elists.htm
Sera, Crone, Sheg: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... isters.htm
gerhart: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... turion.htm
Bewitifulfreak: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/ent.htm
Gasbandit:http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/capitalista.htm or http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... lodyte.htm
Invader: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... renade.htm
JCM:http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/furioustyper.htm
The whole forum last thursday: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... owlers.htm
You crazy lurkers: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/lurker.htm
Kissinger: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... roller.htm
Neon: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... postor.htm
Zen: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/nanny.htm

Man these are great! Oh and if you get offended by it. Tough potatoes.

This is my intertron bible. Everytime someone flips out online I go to this site and I'm reassured that it's not that big a deal.

Dec 1, 2008#87

Steven Soderburgin

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Wow.

Wow. So owned.

That image macro owned me so hard.

Damn.

Jeez.

I am so owned.

No, seriously, stop being a fucking tool. You keep harping on this virgin thing, and I'm just confused as to A) why it matters and B) why it would be any of your business.

Dec 1, 2008#88

JCM

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Cat said:
Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Cause no one likes a sober virgin. Jeez, man. I hope you're only pretending to be as thick as pea soup!

Click to expand...

I have many friends who are virgins and I enjoy their company whether they are sober or not.

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They won't be virgins for long, right?

Depends, do virgins have a ""hosted by tripod" logo, instead of a pic

Dec 1, 2008#89

Steven Soderburgin

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Cat said:
They won't be virgins for long, right?

Good work. You couldn't even do an image macro properly. Get out.

Dec 1, 2008#90

Iaculus

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Cat said:
Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Cause no one likes a sober virgin. Jeez, man. I hope you're only pretending to be as thick as pea soup!

Click to expand...

I have many friends who are virgins and I enjoy their company whether they are sober or not.

Click to expand...

They won't be virgins for long, right?

That is THE most awesomely appropriate broken-image logo I have yet seen.

Dec 1, 2008#91

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Wow, this thread's really started to live up to its subject line.

Dec 1, 2008#92

Cat

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JCM said:
Cat said:

Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Cause no one likes a sober virgin. Jeez, man. I hope you're only pretending to be as thick as pea soup!

Click to expand...

I have many friends who are virgins and I enjoy their company whether they are sober or not.

Click to expand...

They won't be virgins for long, right?

Click to expand...

Depends, do virgins have a ""hosted by tripod" logo, instead of a pic

Yes

Dec 1, 2008#93

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Wow.

Wow. So owned.

That image macro owned me so hard.

Damn.

Jeez.

I am so owned.

No, seriously, stop being a fucking tool. You keep harping on this virgin thing, and I'm just confused as to A) why it matters and B) why it would be any of your business.

Oh man, the classic virgin response to boot! "It's not any of your business" Stop, stop, stop you're killing me.

Dec 1, 2008#94

JCM

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*gets popcorn*

Dec 1, 2008#95

Philosopher B.

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*Gets the soda*

Dec 1, 2008#96

Green_Lantern

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ZenMonkey said:
Wow, this thread's really started to live up to its subject line.

You had doubts that it would? I honestly think it took to long, it must be the forum change, people are still getting used to the new home.

Dec 1, 2008#97

Chazwozel

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*is laughing*

Iaculus said:
Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

You don't frequent many bars then do you? Nothing worse than a sober virgin. :ugeek:

Click to expand...

Not that you know a damn thing about me, but what makes you think I'm a virgin?

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Wrong question. Why did he think calling you a virgin would be a good way to get a cheap rise out of you?

Dec 1, 2008#98

RealBigNuke

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JCM said:
FORUM SERIOUS BUSINESS!

:lol:

Dec 1, 2008#99

Cat

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brb, I'm going to copy/paste ethug.txt

Dec 1, 2008#100

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Green_Lantern said:
ZenMonkey said:

Wow, this thread's really started to live up to its subject line.

Click to expand...

You had doubts that it would? I honestly think it took to long, it must be the forum change, people are still getting used to the new home.

Well, for a while it seemed everyone was interested in the stuff Chaz posted, so yeah, I didn't see the flamewar coming. I do have a default "assume incoming flamewar" setting for just about every thread, generally.

Dec 1, 2008#101

Iaculus

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JCM said:
*gets popcorn*

Philosopher B. said:
*Gets the soda*

*gets a can of napalm, a packet of Skittles, and a very large dildo*

What? What're you looking at me like that for?

Dec 1, 2008#102

Singularity.EXE

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Why do you keep calling it an image macro? I don't think that word means what you think it does.

With the above statements, what would you all classify me as? :geek:

Dec 1, 2008#103

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
Oh man, the classic virgin response to boot! "It's not any of your business" Stop, stop, stop you're killing me.

I don't really give a shit about your sex life. I'd actually rather not hear about it. Why are you so interested in mine? Is it because you're fascinated with me? Is it because you are desperate for some ammunition against me, and all you have is your unfounded claim that I am a virgin? Is the act of having sex really that big of a status symbol to you? Do you have nothing else to cling to in life? I really do want answers to these questions.

Dec 1, 2008#104

Iaculus

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Oh man, the classic virgin response to boot! "It's not any of your business" Stop, stop, stop you're killing me.

Click to expand...

I don't really give a shit about your sex life. I'd actually rather not hear about it. Why are you so interested in mine? Is it because you're fascinated with me? Is it because you are desperate for some ammunition against me, and all you have is your unfounded claim that I am a virgin? Is the act of having sex really that big of a status symbol to you? Do you have nothing else to cling to in life? I really do want answers to these questions.

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Dec 1, 2008#105

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Oh man, the classic virgin response to boot! "It's not any of your business" Stop, stop, stop you're killing me.

Click to expand...

I don't really give a shit about your sex life. I'd actually rather not hear about it. Why are you so interested in mine? Is it because you're fascinated with me? Is it because you are desperate for some ammunition against me, and all you have is your unfounded claim that I am a virgin? Is the act of having sex really that big of a status symbol to you? Do you have nothing else to cling to in life? I really do want answers to these questions.

Dec 1, 2008#106

Steven Soderburgin

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Iaculus said:
Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

Dec 1, 2008#107

Calleja

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Kissinger has that holier-than-thou master-of-morality and paragon-of-justice thing wrapped so tight around him that you just KNOW he's a bitter young'un who struck out in high school more so than even the average nerd. You just know he was the loser that considered himself awesome enough to walk up to the hottest girl in school and ask her out, just to be turned down with laughter, scorn and revenge driving his eventual bitterness.

And he wants a reaction. Any reaction. That's what makes him a troll. Cause he's "superior", y'see?

he's not worth it, Chaz.

Dec 1, 2008#108

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:

Do you have any original ideas? How about ideas that are more complex than an internet meme?

Dec 1, 2008#109

Steven Soderburgin

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Calleja said:
Kissinger has that holier-than-thou master-of-morality and paragon-of-justice thing wrapped so tight around him that you just KNOW he's a bitter young'un who struck out in high school more so than even the average nerd. You just know he was the loser that considered himself awesome enough to walk up to the hottest girl in school and ask her out, just to be turned down with laughter, scorn and revenge driving his eventual bitterness.

And he wants a reaction. Any reaction. That's what makes him a troll. Cause he's "superior", y'see?

he's not worth it, Chaz.

Look at this sad mother fucker right here.

Dec 1, 2008#110

RealBigNuke

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Kissinger said:
Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Dec 1, 2008#111

Steven Soderburgin

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RealBigNuke said:
Kissinger said:

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

Click to expand...

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Emotional? What are you talking about?

Dec 1, 2008#112

Chazwozel

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Calleja said:
Kissinger has that holier-than-thou master-of-morality and paragon-of-justice thing wrapped so tight around him that you just KNOW he's a bitter young'un who struck out in high school more so than even the average nerd. You just know he was the loser that considered himself awesome enough to walk up to the hottest girl in school and ask her out, just to be turned down with laughter, scorn and revenge driving his eventual bitterness.

And he wants a reaction. Any reaction. That's what makes him a troll. Cause he's "superior", y'see?

he's not worth it, Chaz.

Of course not, why do you think I'm responding with pictures?

Dec 1, 2008#113

LordRavage

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I believe I am this...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... escout.htm

:roll:

Dec 1, 2008#114

Singularity.EXE

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Because you have a macro for doing so obviously.

Dec 1, 2008#115

JCM

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Kissinger said:
RealBigNuke said:

Kissinger said:

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

Click to expand...

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Click to expand...

Emotional? What are you talking about?

*points to Kissinger´s post history*

Okay, some anonymous whiner I never heard editing his posts to pretend he knows anything about the forums history.
Now Chaz handing a troll a new one? Im at home.

Dec 1, 2008#116

Dunny

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JCM said:
Kissinger said:

RealBigNuke said:

Kissinger said:

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

Click to expand...

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Click to expand...

Emotional? What are you talking about?

Click to expand...

*points to Kissinger´s post history*

And there's that Archivist we all know and love!

Dec 1, 2008#117

Iaculus

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Kissinger said:
Iaculus said:

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Click to expand...

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

But... dude! New aftershave!

Dec 1, 2008#118

Cat

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Chazwozel said:
Of course not, why do you think I'm responding with pictures?

. Kissinger just wants to get a rise out of us so why not just roll with it and be annoying?

Dec 1, 2008#119

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Iaculus said:

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Click to expand...

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

Dec 1, 2008#120

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
RealBigNuke said:

Kissinger said:

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

Click to expand...

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Click to expand...

Emotional? What are you talking about?

Dec 1, 2008#121

Steven Soderburgin

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JCM said:
Kissinger said:

RealBigNuke said:

Kissinger said:

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

Click to expand...

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Click to expand...

Emotional? What are you talking about?

Click to expand...

*points to Kissinger´s post history*

Okay, some anonymous whiner I never heard editing his posts to pretend he knows anything about the forums history.
Now Chaz handing a troll a new one? Im at home.

Look, I'm just posting shit as I see it. A lot of people are posting in the "I Got Laid!" thread and the "Funny Sex Stories" thread. I haven't really been paying attention to those threads because I have better things to do with my time than read about people bragging that they got laid or whining that they didn't.

Dec 1, 2008#122

Chazwozel

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Silvanesti said:
Kissinger said:

RealBigNuke said:

Kissinger said:

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

Click to expand...

If that were true, you wouldn't have so many (and so emotional!) posts.

Click to expand...

Emotional? What are you talking about?

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Nice! :mrgreen:

Dec 1, 2008#123

Cajungal

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Iaculus said:
Kissinger said:

Iaculus said:

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Click to expand...

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

Click to expand...

But... dude! New aftershave!

Aw, don't worry Iaculus. The rest of us think you're sexy.

Dear God, what's happened here?

Dec 1, 2008#124

Steven Soderburgin

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Cajungal said:
Dear God, what's happened here?

People are upset because I don't care that they got laid.

Dec 1, 2008#125

Cat

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Kissinger said:
Cajungal said:

Dear God, what's happened here?

Click to expand...

People are upset because I don't care that they got laid.

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears

Dec 1, 2008#126

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Look, I'm just posting shit as I see it. A lot of people are posting in the "I Got Laid!" thread and the "Funny Sex Stories" thread. I haven't really been paying attention to those threads because I have better things to do with my time than read about people bragging that they got laid or whining that they didn't.

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

Dec 1, 2008#127

LordRavage

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Chazwozel said:
Kissinger said:

Iaculus said:

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Click to expand...

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

Click to expand...

^Makes me laugh every time!

Also..I dont understand..Why do people hate nerds? Somebody has to run the internet. :mrgreen:

Dec 1, 2008#128

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

And back to this. Why are you so interested in my sex life?

Dec 1, 2008#129

Calleja

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Kissinger said:
People are upset because I don't care that they got laid.

If you didn't care you wouldn't invest so much time and keyboarding to letting EVERYONE know with oh-so-clever sarcasm how wrong they are for thinking sex is natural.

Stop feigning a lack of emotion... you exude bitterness with every post.

Dec 1, 2008#130

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

Click to expand...

And back to this. Why are you so interested in my sex life?

Because it's pissing you off, idiot. There's nothing more pathetic than a passive-aggressive troll. LEARN TO BAIT!

Dec 1, 2008#131

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

Click to expand...

And back to this. Why are you so interested in my sex life?

Probably because he wants to have you. I know i do. you seem like the catcher type, A/S/L?

Dec 1, 2008#132

chakz

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Chazwozel said:
Kissinger said:

Iaculus said:

Didn't you get the memo? Everyone wants jerks.

We're pining for ya, man.

Click to expand...

Sorry, I don't date internet nerds with such low self esteem that they have to brag about their sexual exploits to other internet nerds with nothing more interesting to occupy their time.

Click to expand...

AHHHH now this place feels like home.

Dec 1, 2008#133

Cajungal

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Cat said:
Kissinger said:

Cajungal said:

Dear God, what's happened here?

Click to expand...

People are upset because I don't care that they got laid.

Click to expand...

It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears

I predict that one of them will be too big, one of them will be too small, and then a third one will come along who'll be juuuust right.

Dec 1, 2008#134

Steven Soderburgin

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Calleja said:
If you didn't care you wouldn't invest so much time and keyboarding to letting EVERYONE know with oh-so-clever sarcasm how wrong they are for thinking sex is natural.

Stop feigning a lack of emotion... you exude bitterness with every post.

Hahaha, I don't think people are wrong for thinking sex is natural.

Dec 1, 2008#135

Tinwhistler

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Chazwozel said:
Calleja said:

Kissinger has that holier-than-thou master-of-morality and paragon-of-justice thing wrapped so tight around him that you just KNOW he's a bitter young'un who struck out in high school more so than even the average nerd. You just know he was the loser that considered himself awesome enough to walk up to the hottest girl in school and ask her out, just to be turned down with laughter, scorn and revenge driving his eventual bitterness.

And he wants a reaction. Any reaction. That's what makes him a troll. Cause he's "superior", y'see?

he's not worth it, Chaz.

Click to expand...

Of course not, why do you think I'm responding with pictures?

The sad thing is, he'll look back one day...in the FAR future, when he hears someone else talking like this, and go "my god, did I really give myself away that badly?" Then, knowing that he did, he'll be glad that he doesn't know any of us any more.

I'm a man who knows what he's talking about

Luckily, there was no web when *I* was a virgin..i only have a few dozen high school friends who heard me spout this kind of drivel

Wait..i did the granny thing again, didn't i? Damnit.

Dec 1, 2008#136

Silvanesti

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Calleja said:
Kissinger said:

People are upset because I don't care that they got laid.

Click to expand...

If you didn't care you wouldn't invest so much time and keyboarding to letting EVERYONE know with oh-so-clever sarcasm how wrong they are for thinking sex is natural.

Stop feigning a lack of emotion... you exude bitterness with every post.

Dec 1, 2008#137

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
Because it's pissing you off, idiot. There's nothing more pathetic than a passive-aggressive troll. LEARN TO BAIT!

It's not pissing me off at all. I'm genuinely curious. In fact, I've asked that several times, even before you started trying to wave your e-peen around by posting image macros. You didn't answer then. Maybe there are some things you need to explore about yourself.

Dec 1, 2008#138

Iaculus

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Silvanesti said:
Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

Click to expand...

And back to this. Why are you so interested in my sex life?

Click to expand...

Probably because he wants to have you. I know i do. you seem like the catcher type, A/S/L?

Back off, he's mine! MINE, DAMN IT!

... Also possibly Chaz's. I'm not entirely above sharing.

Dec 1, 2008#139

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Because it's pissing you off, idiot. There's nothing more pathetic than a passive-aggressive troll. LEARN TO BAIT!

Click to expand...

It's not pissing me off at all. I'm genuinely curious. In fact, I've asked that several times, even before you started trying to wave your e-peen around by posting image macros. You didn't answer then. Maybe there are some things you need to explore about yourself.

Therapist can be a highly annoying and therefore very effective Warrior. Instead of making a frontal attack, Therapist attempts to shift the focus of the conflict to the combatants' psychological motivations and problems. He will freely speculate about other Warriors' insecurities, personalities and relationships, but he will almost never directly engage the subject of the dispute. CAUTION: Evil Clown, Imposter and Troller often masquerade as Therapist.

Thanks for proving my original assumption spot on.

Dec 1, 2008#140

Cajungal

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Iaculus said:
Silvanesti said:

Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

Click to expand...

And back to this. Why are you so interested in my sex life?

Click to expand...

Probably because he wants to have you. I know i do. you seem like the catcher type, A/S/L?

Click to expand...

Back off, he's mine! MINE, DAMN IT!

... Also possibly Chaz's. I'm not entirely above sharing.

Maybe if you tried "waving your e-peen" around. :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#141

RealBigNuke

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JCM said:
Okay, some anonymous whiner I never heard editing his posts to pretend he knows anything about the forums history.

1. Edited post like 4 minutes before you posted in response? Probably half my posts are edited for wording. I'm a very rough draft then build up kinda guy.

2. Your credentials astound me! I care! No really! I stand firmly behind my not a godzilla statement. Lord knows, you still haven't 'rumbled beneath the waves' yet.

3. GAGH WALL OF 'New posts while you were typing'!

Dec 1, 2008#142

Silvanesti

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Iaculus said:
Silvanesti said:

Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Like pondering why you can't get laid? I'll give you a hint: pull your head out of your ass. You'll smell less like shit that way.

Click to expand...

And back to this. Why are you so interested in my sex life?

Click to expand...

Probably because he wants to have you. I know i do. you seem like the catcher type, A/S/L?

Click to expand...

Back off, he's mine! MINE, DAMN IT!

... Also possibly Chaz's. I'm not entirely above sharing.

C'mon share? I think he's a big enough ass for the three of us. :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#143

Cat

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you really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where im from we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned.

Dec 1, 2008#144

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
Thanks for proving my original assumption spot on.

I thought your original assumption was that I was just the troll. That's what you posted in the OP.

Dec 1, 2008#145

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Thanks for proving my original assumption spot on.

Click to expand...

I thought your original assumption was that I was just the troll. That's what you posted in the OP.

You dont read much do you?

"CAUTION: Evil Clown, Imposter and Troller often masquerade as Therapist.

Thanks for proving my original assumption spot on."

Dec 1, 2008#146

A

Amy old

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Cat said:
you really need to be careful how you talk about me on the forum, i dont appreciate it. tone down the disrespect, i dont know where you're from but where im from we dont tolerate that. dont even reply to this, just keep your mouth shut. consider yourself warned.

all the posts in this thread make me laugh, but this thread was the one that made me schedule a continence appt with my Dr.

Dec 1, 2008#147

Wasabi Poptart

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*waiting for the shark to appear*

Dec 1, 2008#148

Steven Soderburgin

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Silvanesti said:
You dont read much do you?

"CAUTION: Evil Clown, Imposter and Troller often masquerade as Therapist.

Thanks for proving my original assumption spot on."

I don't read old internet memes posted by morons, if that's what you're asking.

Dec 1, 2008#149

Chazwozel

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WildSoul said:
*waiting for the shark to appear*

I haven't reduced him to tears yet.

Dec 1, 2008#150

Cat

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Kissinger said:
I don't read old internet memes posted by morons, if that's what you're asking.

You'll read this one.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "The Terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the Terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Dec 1, 2008#151

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
I haven't reduced him to tears yet.

Yes, wave that e-penis around some more. Up your e-cred. You'll be rolling in the e-pussy.

Dec 1, 2008#152

Steven Soderburgin

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Cat said:
You'll read this one.

I didn't.

Dec 1, 2008#153

Iaculus

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Kissinger said:
Silvanesti said:

You dont read much do you?

"CAUTION: Evil Clown, Imposter and Troller often masquerade as Therapist.

Thanks for proving my original assumption spot on."

Click to expand...

I don't read old internet memes posted by morons, if that's what you're asking.

And you are posting on this forum because...?

Dec 1, 2008#154

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
Silvanesti said:

You dont read much do you?

"CAUTION: Evil Clown, Imposter and Troller often masquerade as Therapist.

Thanks for proving my original assumption spot on."

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I don't read old internet memes posted by morons, if that's what you're asking.

But you quoted the post that it was in. The post where he called you a troll, which was what his origional assumption was. So i'de just quit while you're behind. boogerhead. :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#155

Calleja

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Cat said:
Kissinger said:

I don't read old internet memes posted by morons, if that's what you're asking.

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You'll read this one.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "The Terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the Terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

You too!?!?

Dec 1, 2008#156

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

I haven't reduced him to tears yet.

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Yes, wave that e-penis around some more. Up your e-cred. You'll be rolling in the e-pussy.

Rollin' with the windows down and pimpin' my music.

Dec 1, 2008#157

RealBigNuke

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Kissinger said:
Cat said:

You'll read this one.

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I didn't.

Your life will, forever onward, be incomplete.

Dec 1, 2008#158

Cat

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Kissinger said:
I didn't.

How about this?

Here is another personal story I feel I need to share with you. Sometimes in the shower I like to act like Luke Skywalker. I like to play out the scene where he's fighting Darth Vader with the light sabers except my penis is the saber's handle and a stream of piss is the yellow blade. I'll swing it back and forth, and I end up covering the shower in piss but I eventually win. One time I wanted to see what it felt like to have my hand cut off like Luke so I used my yellow blade and pissed on my arm. It didn't work.

Dec 1, 2008#159

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

I haven't reduced him to tears yet.

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Yes, wave that e-penis around some more. Up your e-cred. You'll be rolling in the e-pussy.

Wait! There's e-pussy?

Why didn't anyone tell me there was e-pussy?!?

Dec 1, 2008#160

RealBigNuke

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Okay, did not want.

Dec 1, 2008#161

Silvanesti

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Cat said:
Kissinger said:

I don't read old internet memes posted by morons, if that's what you're asking.

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You'll read this one.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "The Terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the Terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Dude, the other guys in the office had to see if i was ok, i was laughing so hard

Dec 1, 2008#162

A

Amy old

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we assumed you knew what you were, Ed.

Dec 1, 2008#163

Cat

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Don't encourage me. :x

Dec 1, 2008#164

Cajungal

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Edrondol said:
Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

I haven't reduced him to tears yet.

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Yes, wave that e-penis around some more. Up your e-cred. You'll be rolling in the e-pussy.

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Wait! There's e-pussy?

Why didn't anyone tell me there was e-pussy?!?

Oh, you didn't hear? All this clowning around in the forums, telling jokes, conversing, and whatnot, is just a clever mask to cover up the fact that we all want each other's e-privates. Can't you feel the tension?

Dec 1, 2008#165

Steven Soderburgin

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Iaculus said:
And you are posting on this forum because...?

I mainly read the 10% of stuff that doesn't fit the category of old internet memes posted by morons.

Dec 1, 2008#166

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Amy said:
we assumed you knew what you were, Ed.

You talking about Admin or e-pussy?

Dec 1, 2008#167

CynicismKills

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Cajungal said:
Edrondol said:

Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

I haven't reduced him to tears yet.

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Yes, wave that e-penis around some more. Up your e-cred. You'll be rolling in the e-pussy.

Click to expand...

Wait! There's e-pussy?

Why didn't anyone tell me there was e-pussy?!?

Click to expand...

Oh, you didn't hear? All this clowning around in the forums, telling jokes, conversing, and whatnot, is just a clever mask to cover up the fact that we all want each other's e-privates. Can't you feel the tension?

The e-lust is palpable.

Dec 1, 2008#168

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Edrondol said:
Why didn't anyone tell me there was e-pussy?!?

Dec 1, 2008#169

Allen, who is Quiet

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CynicismKills said:
The e-lust is palpable.

It's what turns my computer on each day.

Dec 1, 2008#170

A

Amy old

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Edrondol said:
Amy said:

we assumed you knew what you were, Ed.

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You talking about Admin or e-pussy?

you know. you know, and its ok to cry.

Dec 1, 2008#171

Cajungal

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CynicismKills said:
The e-lust is palpable.

Just be careful not to e-jaculate on anybody.

Dec 1, 2008#172

Chazwozel

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Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

Today, we are all APHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'S

Dec 1, 2008#173

Iaculus

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Kissinger said:
Iaculus said:

And you are posting on this forum because...?

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I mainly read the 10% of stuff that doesn't fit the category of old internet memes posted by morons.

Sooo... you've got a tab open on the CIA World Factbook?

Dec 1, 2008#174

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
Iaculus said:

And you are posting on this forum because...?

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I mainly read the 10% of stuff that doesn't fit the category of old internet memes posted by morons.

Dec 1, 2008#175

Wasabi Poptart

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YAY! The shark!! It made my day.

Dec 1, 2008#176

Chazwozel

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Silvanesti said:
Kissinger said:

Iaculus said:

And you are posting on this forum because...?

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I mainly read the 10% of stuff that doesn't fit the category of old internet memes posted by morons.

Click to expand...

Dec 1, 2008#177

RealBigNuke

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Oh god. Shark. Can't stop laughing.

Dec 1, 2008#178

Calleja

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damn, I'm an APHA

what's an APHA?

Dec 1, 2008#179

LordRavage

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Cat said:
Kissinger said:

I don't read old internet memes posted by morons, if that's what you're asking.

Click to expand...

You'll read this one.

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "The Terminator". First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the Terminator theme. Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my Terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

GODS! You had me crying from laughing.

Dec 1, 2008#180

phil

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Allen said:
CynicismKills said:

The e-lust is palpable.

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It's what turns my computer on each day.

Just be careful not to e-jaculate on anybody.

=

my day being made.

Dec 1, 2008#181

CynicismKills

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phil said:
Allen said:

CynicismKills said:

The e-lust is palpable.

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It's what turns my computer on each day.

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+

Just be careful not to e-jaculate on anybody.

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=

my day being made.

Not only have the computers gained sentience, but they're horny.

We're doomed.

Dec 1, 2008#182

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

what the fuck are you talking about?

Dec 1, 2008#183

DougTheHead

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I think the first 5 pages of this thread (not to mention his CAD/xkcd thread) qualify Kissinger for Tireless Rebutter status.

Dec 1, 2008#184

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

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what the fuck are you talking about?

Oblivious troll?

Dec 1, 2008#185

Steven Soderburgin

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Silvanesti said:
Oblivious troll?

Was I asking you? Go back to trying to be relevant

Dec 1, 2008#186

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

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what the fuck are you talking about?

Oooh yeah, sorry, I forgot, in order to get the jokes, you can't be a virgin.

Dec 1, 2008#187

Calleja

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

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what the fuck are you talking about?

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

Dec 1, 2008#188

Allen, who is Quiet

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CynicismKills said:
Not only have the computers gained sentience, but they're horny.

We're doomed.

Speak for yourself. I dream of electric sheep.

Dec 1, 2008#189

Cajungal

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Calleja said:
Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

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what the fuck are you talking about?

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you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

Well said, Frosty.

Dec 1, 2008#190

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

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what the fuck are you talking about?

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Oooh yeah, sorry, I forgot, in order to get the jokes, you can't be a virgin.

You really are a one-trick pony, aren't you?

Dec 1, 2008#191

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
Silvanesti said:

Oblivious troll?

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Was I asking you? Go back to trying to be relevant

Im relevant! my mom totaly thinks im awesome.

at least im not a troll :cool:

Dec 1, 2008#192

Calleja

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Cajungal said:
Calleja said:

Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

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what the fuck are you talking about?

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you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

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Well said, Frosty.

Ok, that one was funny.

but STOP IT!! :devil:

Dec 1, 2008#193

Iaculus

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Kissinger said:
Silvanesti said:

Oblivious troll?

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Was I asking you? Go back to trying to be relevant

Oh, just roll over so Chaz can ream you with his epeen.

And can you keep the noise down? Some of us need our sleep, and that Deliverance stuff gets old after a while.

Dec 1, 2008#194

Steven Soderburgin

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Calleja said:
you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

How long after you have sex with a woman do you have to post it on the internet for it to really "count?"

Dec 1, 2008#195

Silvanesti

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Cajungal said:
Calleja said:

Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

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what the fuck are you talking about?

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you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

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Well said, Frosty.

oh god. cant breathe. :lol: :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#196

A

Amy old

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FROSTY

its not Callie Ha,
Its Cum in My Eye AAAHHH!
thats how your name is pronounced... does that sting at all?

Dec 1, 2008#197

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Alright, I think Successful troll wannabe has sufficiently had his ass handed to him by everyone.

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what the fuck are you talking about?

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Oooh yeah, sorry, I forgot, in order to get the jokes, you can't be a virgin.

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You really are a one-trick pony, aren't you?

http://gameoverpaxton.ytmnd.com/

Dec 1, 2008#198

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
http://gameoverpaxton.ytmnd.com/

Yeah, you are.

Dec 1, 2008#199

Ross

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Kissinger said:
You really are a one-trick pony, aren't you?

That makes you... a 0.01-trick pony?

Dec 1, 2008#200

Cat

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

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How long after you have sex with a woman do you have to post it on the internet for it to really "count?"

I have one of those blueberry phones so I can make a thread as soon as I come.

Dec 1, 2008#201

Calleja

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

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How long after you have sex with a woman do you have to post it on the internet for it to really "count?"

look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.

bastards.

Dec 1, 2008#202

Silvanesti

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Rasputin said:
Kissinger said:

You really are a one-trick pony, aren't you?

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That makes you... a 0.01-trick pony?

http://www.Kissinger.justgotowned.com/

Dec 1, 2008#203

Iaculus

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Cat said:
Kissinger said:

Calleja said:

you have been e-defeated, because now you have been challenged to rise to the occasion of defending your trollitude and utterly failed to do so, hence, you lose and if you stick around will become nothing more than a spatter of one lined posts that everyone will roll their eyes at before going on and reading those from the people that really do matter.

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How long after you have sex with a woman do you have to post it on the internet for it to really "count?"

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I have one of those blueberry phones so I can make a thread as soon as I come.

Dude... yours is that thready? Too much information.

Dec 1, 2008#204

A

Amy old

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Amy said:
FROSTY

its not Callie Ha,
Its Cum in My Eye AAAHHH!
thats how your name is pronounced... does that sting at all?

Dec 1, 2008#205

Calleja

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Amy said:
Amy said:

FROSTY

its not Callie Ha,
Its Cum in My Eye AAAHHH!
thats how your name is pronounced... does that sting at all?

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LMFAO

I love you guys.

Dec 1, 2008#206

Ross

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also this:

Dec 1, 2008#207

Philosopher B.

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Everyone said:
Frosty

Frosty the jizz man, was a happy jolly soul ...

Dec 1, 2008#208

Steven Soderburgin

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Calleja said:
look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.

bastards.

Look at all these words I'm never going to read.

Dec 1, 2008#209

Cat

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Just tell us you're putting all of us on your ignore list so we can end this.

Dec 1, 2008#210

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.

bastards.

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Look at all these words I'm never going to read.

aaand now he's just gone into the turtle defense. If i dont see it im still awesome. So you know what buddy? You are awesome, I love you. I want to be inside you.

:lol:

Dec 1, 2008#211

Calleja

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.

bastards.

Click to expand...

Look at all these words I'm never going to read.

oooh..you're gonna freeze me out now??
awwwwwww

So, Anyone else got any funny sex stories that are gonna get ALL THE DAMNED FUCKING ATTENTION off of me!?

please?!

Dec 1, 2008#212

Iaculus

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.

bastards.

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Look at all these words I'm never going to read.

Look at all those words you typed in response to a post you say you're never going to read.

Dec 1, 2008#213

Steven Soderburgin

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Cat said:
Just tell us you're putting all of us on your ignore list so we can end this.

I've never put anyone on an ignore list.

Dec 1, 2008#214

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.

bastards.

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Look at all these words I'm never going to read.

There's no troll tactic that you can use that we're unfamiliar with. Keep trying though.

Dec 1, 2008#215

Cajungal

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.

bastards.

Click to expand...

LALALALALALALAICANTHEARYOULALALALALALALALALA

Dec 1, 2008#216

Iaculus

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Since this thread will not be truly complete without it:

Dec 1, 2008#217

A

Amy old

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i get the sneaky feeling that kissinger is NN 2.0

Dec 1, 2008#218

Silvanesti

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Calleja said:
Kissinger said:

Calleja said:

look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.

bastards.

Click to expand...

Look at all these words I'm never going to read.

Click to expand...

oooh..you're gonna freeze me out now??
awwwwwww

So, Anyone else got any funny sex stories that are gonna get ALL THE DAMNED FUCKING ATTENTION off of me!?

please?!

No way man, You're the star now! :twisted:

Dec 1, 2008#219

Cat

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Kissinger said:
Cat said:

Just tell us you're putting all of us on your ignore list so we can end this.

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I've never put anyone on an ignore list.

*snip*

Mod edit: Bad boy! No Better late than never or Longcat allowed.

Dec 1, 2008#220

CynicismKills

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It was only a matter of time.

Dec 1, 2008#221

Iaculus

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

look who's the one trick pony!!

lawls.. you used to annoy me, dude, but now that you failed to defend your trollitude and proved to be nothing but a bitter nerd trying to get attention... you have been de-clawed, de-fanged and de-annoying..fied.

Go on, tell me how BAD it is that I posted about having sex, I will definitely wait with batted breath.

Or, just, y'know, roll my eyes...barely... and continue reading how everyone is having fun at my expense.

bastards.

Click to expand...

Look at all these words I'm never going to read.

Kissinger said:
Cat said:

Just tell us you're putting all of us on your ignore list so we can end this.

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I've never put anyone on an ignore list.

Luddite.

Dec 1, 2008#222

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
There's no troll tactic that you can use that we're unfamiliar with. Keep trying though.

You know that feeling of power you get when you post your little images and your snide little statements about virgins?

You know that feeling of pride?

No one cares.

Not one single person gives a shit.

Dec 1, 2008#223

Cat

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CynicismKills said:
It was only a matter of time.

I'm being unoriginal for a purpose. I'm a real American Hero.

Dec 1, 2008#224

Cajungal

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I truly, truly hate you, Cat. Now give us a hug!

Dec 1, 2008#225

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

There's no troll tactic that you can use that we're unfamiliar with. Keep trying though.

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You know that feeling of power you get when you post your little images and your snide little statements about virgins?

You know that feeling of pride?

No one cares.

Not one single person gives a shit.

I care, chaz is my hero. So you're wrong.

Dec 1, 2008#226

Philosopher B.

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Kissinger said:
Look at all these words I'm never going to read.

Kissinger said:
If someone says something you don't like or disagree with, tell them so. Don't just ignore them.

Wait, what?

Dec 1, 2008#227

A

Amy old

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the only time i approve of said meme

Dec 1, 2008#228

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

There's no troll tactic that you can use that we're unfamiliar with. Keep trying though.

Click to expand...

You know that feeling of power you get when you post your little images and your snide little statements about virgins?

You know that feeling of pride?

No one cares.

Not one single person gives a shit.

I care. And that's all that matters.

Dec 1, 2008#229

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
I care. And that's all that matters.

How selfish you are. How empty your life must be.

Dec 1, 2008#230

Iaculus

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Chazwozel said:
Kissinger said:

There's no troll tactic that you can use that we're unfamiliar with. Keep trying though.

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You know that feeling of power you get when you post your flaming-masquerading-as-criticism and your snide little statements about Internet nerds?

You know that feeling of pride?

No one cares.

Not one single person gives a shit.

Just saving time.

Dec 1, 2008#231

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

I care. And that's all that matters.

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How selfish you are. How empty your life must be.

You're the one arguing with a 'holier then thou art' attitude.

and a virgin.

Dec 1, 2008#232

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

I care. And that's all that matters.

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How selfish you are. How empty your life must be.

Doing drugs, fucking women, being a rock star. Yeah it's empty alright.

Gasp* You're right. By God you're right! I'm turning over a new leaf. From this day forward I will attain meaning to my life! I'm going to go volunteer at the local soup kitchen. I'm going to do community service. I'm going to LIVE!

Dec 1, 2008#233

Cajungal

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the entire forum population @ Kissinger said:
How empty your life must be.

Dec 1, 2008#234

Calleja

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

I care. And that's all that matters.

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How selfish you are. How empty your life must be.

Hey, I care too! Chaz makes ME laugh as he stomps on YOUR credibility.

So, hey, I guess that makes YOUR life the empty and lonely one, cause I see NO ONE here on your trollish side.

Dec 1, 2008#235

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Cripes, can we not just ban this guy, already? Seriously? Please? Pretty please?

Dec 1, 2008#236

Steven Soderburgin

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Calleja said:
Hey, I care too! Chaz makes ME laugh as he stomps on YOUR credibility.

So, hey, I guess that makes YOUR life the empty and lonely one, cause I see NO ONE here on your trollish side.

How has he stomped on my credibility? All he's done is post some tired images.

And no one here is on my side because you're an insular community afraid of anything that challenges your preconceived notions.

Dec 1, 2008#237

Steven Soderburgin

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ThatNickGuy said:
Cripes, can we not just ban this guy, already? Seriously? Please? Pretty please?

What rules have I broken?

Dec 1, 2008#238

Cajungal

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ThatNickGuy said:
Cripes, can we not just ban this guy, already? Seriously? Please? Pretty please?

I might get more homework done if we did. Or we could all start ignoring.

Dec 1, 2008#239

Cat

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It's just a battle of who has more free time. We know what our lives are, how about you?

Dec 1, 2008#240

Calleja

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ThatNickGuy said:
Cripes, can we not just ban this guy, already? Seriously? Please? Pretty please?

what for? He's just the kitty that goes around thinking he's a tiger, and we all just ignore him and, sometimes, when we're bored, tease him with yarn.

He's harmless now.

Dec 1, 2008#241

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
Gasp* You're right. By God you're right! I'm turning over a new leaf. From this day forward I will attain meaning to my life! I'm going to go volunteer at the local soup kitchen. I'm going to do community service. I'm going to LIVE!

Good! You should also consider donating to your local woman's shelter.

Dec 1, 2008#242

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

Hey, I care too! Chaz makes ME laugh as he stomps on YOUR credibility.

So, hey, I guess that makes YOUR life the empty and lonely one, cause I see NO ONE here on your trollish side.

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How has he stomped on my credibility? All he's done is post some tired images.

And no one here is on my side because you're an insular community afraid of anything that challenges your preconceived notions.

One thing you're definitely not challenging is my ability to spot a virgin!

Dec 1, 2008#243

Cat

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Gasp* You're right. By God you're right! I'm turning over a new leaf. From this day forward I will attain meaning to my life! I'm going to go volunteer at the local soup kitchen. I'm going to do community service. I'm going to LIVE!

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Good! You should also consider donating to your local woman's shelter.

I may donate a few women.

Dec 1, 2008#244

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Gasp* You're right. By God you're right! I'm turning over a new leaf. From this day forward I will attain meaning to my life! I'm going to go volunteer at the local soup kitchen. I'm going to do community service. I'm going to LIVE!

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Good! You should also consider donating to your local woman's shelter.

No way! A battered wife is a happy wife I always say.

Dec 1, 2008#245

Steven Soderburgin

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Cat said:
It's just a battle of who has more free time. We know what our lives are, how about you?

I know exactly what my life is about. It's a good life, full of good people. I give to my community, and everyone likes me.

Dec 1, 2008#246

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Kissinger said:
ThatNickGuy said:

Cripes, can we not just ban this guy, already? Seriously? Please? Pretty please?

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What rules have I broken?

Ding ding ding!

So far he's annoyed quite a few, but he's done nothing wrong so far.

So far.

But the amount of complaints I've gotten warrant keeping my eye on him.

eers sideways, acting all nonchalant:

*whistles and walks away slowly*

Dec 1, 2008#247

A

Amy old

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unlike you frosty. you are a danger to yourself.

Dec 1, 2008#248

Cat

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Cajungal said:
ThatNickGuy said:

Cripes, can we not just ban this guy, already? Seriously? Please? Pretty please?

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I might get more homework done if we did. Or we could all start ignoring.

That's the sad part I don't think about, after this dies down I go back to papers and studying.

Dec 1, 2008#249

Green_Lantern

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Kissinger said:
And no one here is on my side because you're an insular community afraid of anything that challenges your preconceived notions.

Sorry for this forum, we are all terrible people. :roll:

Dec 1, 2008#250

Cat

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Kissinger said:
Cat said:

It's just a battle of who has more free time. We know what our lives are, how about you?

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I know exactly what my life is about. It's a good life, full of good people. I give to my community, and everyone likes me.

You're John Candy?

Dec 1, 2008#251

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Cat said:

It's just a battle of who has more free time. We know what our lives are, how about you?

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I know exactly what my life is about. It's a good life, full of good people. I give to my community, and everyone likes me.

We like to leech your soul bit by bit here. Better run, squirrel.

Dec 1, 2008#252

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
Cat said:

It's just a battle of who has more free time. We know what our lives are, how about you?

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I know exactly what my life is about. It's a good life, full of good people. I give to my community, and everyone likes me.

Everyone? :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#253

Calleja

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Kissinger said:
Cat said:

It's just a battle of who has more free time. We know what our lives are, how about you?

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I know exactly what my life is about. It's a good life, full of good people. I give to my community, and everyone likes me.

well.. what are you doing hanging out for HOURS ON END now in THIS community where NO ONE likes you?

I call bullshit. You have no friends, you have no life, no one likes you so the best way you can get attention is invading other community's forums and trolling around, seeking responses... no matter what type.

And this is why your credibility has been shot down, because now EVERYONE knows this... your sole purpose is to annoy, and that's why it's not gonna work anymore.

So, move on.

Dec 1, 2008#254

Iaculus

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Kissinger said:
Cat said:

It's just a battle of who has more free time. We know what our lives are, how about you?

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I know exactly what my life is about. It's a good life, full of good people. I give to my community, and everyone likes me.

Oh, holy shit, we broke him. I think it was the baby masks.

Dec 1, 2008#255

Calleja

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Amy said:
unlike you frosty. you are a danger to yourself.

Like I said, I'm gonna start THREATENING you guys with eye-stinging jizz!!

:twisted:

Dec 1, 2008#256

Steven Soderburgin

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Calleja said:
well.. what are you doing hanging out for HOURS ON END now in THIS community where NO ONE likes you?

I call bullshit. You have no friends, you have no life, no one likes you so the best way you can get attention is invading other community's forums and trolling around, seeking responses... no matter what type.

And this is why your credibility has been shot down, because now EVERYONE knows this... your sole purpose is to annoy, and that's why it's not gonna work anymore.

So, move on.

I hang around here because, as I said earlier, about 10% of the threads are interesting.

And to be clear, you really don't know anything about me. The only frame of reference that you have for me, and I for you, is what is posted on this forum. The only thing I've commented on are things posted on this forum. I'm not passing judgments beyond that.

Dec 1, 2008#257

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

well.. what are you doing hanging out for HOURS ON END now in THIS community where NO ONE likes you?

I call bullshit. You have no friends, you have no life, no one likes you so the best way you can get attention is invading other community's forums and trolling around, seeking responses... no matter what type.

And this is why your credibility has been shot down, because now EVERYONE knows this... your sole purpose is to annoy, and that's why it's not gonna work anymore.

So, move on.

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I hang around here because, as I said earlier, about 10% of the threads are interesting.

So you're a loser even online? That is saaaaaad!

Dec 1, 2008#258

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
So you're a loser even online? That is saaaaaad!

Hey, look it's this guy trying to be noticed again!

Dec 1, 2008#259

Cajungal

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Kissinger said:
Cat said:

It's just a battle of who has more free time. We know what our lives are, how about you?

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I know exactly what my life is about. It's a good life, full of good people. I give to my community, and everyone likes me.

kissinger: He's good enough, he's smart enough, and darn it... people like him.

Dec 1, 2008#260

A

Amy old

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Calleja said:
Amy said:

unlike you frosty. you are a danger to yourself.

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Like I said, I'm gonna start THREATENING you guys with eye-stinging jizz!!

shooting yourself in the eye is no threat to me, Cum in my Eye AHHH

Dec 1, 2008#261

Calleja

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Chazwozel said:
Kissinger said:

Calleja said:

well.. what are you doing hanging out for HOURS ON END now in THIS community where NO ONE likes you?

I call bullshit. You have no friends, you have no life, no one likes you so the best way you can get attention is invading other community's forums and trolling around, seeking responses... no matter what type.

And this is why your credibility has been shot down, because now EVERYONE knows this... your sole purpose is to annoy, and that's why it's not gonna work anymore.

So, move on.

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I hang around here because, as I said earlier, about 10% of the threads are interesting.

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So you're a loser even online? That is saaaaaad!

Tell me about it.

Even through those months last year when I was going through my self-deprecating period where I stayed home in weekends, I hung around HP where I WAS liked.

Dec 1, 2008#262

Iaculus

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Still nothing on the Brazil reference? Come on, people.

Dec 1, 2008#263

Calleja

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Amy said:
Calleja said:

Amy said:

unlike you frosty. you are a danger to yourself.

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Like I said, I'm gonna start THREATENING you guys with eye-stinging jizz!!

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shooting yourself in the eye is no threat to me, Cum in my Eye AHHH

come closer and we'll find out. :mrgreen:

Dec 1, 2008#264

Steven Soderburgin

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Calleja said:
Even through those months last year when I was going through my self-deprecating period where I stayed home in weekends, I hung around HP where I WAS liked.

Hahahahaha holy shit, really? You want the approval of these fucking people?? Wow, you aim low, brother.

Dec 1, 2008#265

Chazwozel

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

So you're a loser even online? That is saaaaaad!

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Hey, look it's this guy trying to be noticed again!

I don't need to be noticed in my own thread, thanks.

Dec 1, 2008#266

Calleja

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

Even through those months last year when I was going through my self-deprecating period where I stayed home in weekends, I hung around HP where I WAS liked.

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Hahahahaha holy shit, really? You want the approval of these fucking people?? Wow, you aim low, brother.

Hellz yeah, boy, these them people 'round here are my folk.

You got a problem with that?

You don't even get THAT..."brother".

Dec 1, 2008#267

A

Amy old

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Calleja said:
Amy said:

Calleja said:

Amy said:

unlike you frosty. you are a danger to yourself.

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Like I said, I'm gonna start THREATENING you guys with eye-stinging jizz!!

Click to expand...

shooting yourself in the eye is no threat to me, Cum in my Eye AHHH

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come closer and we'll find out. :mrgreen:

i come just fine, thanks. You obviously came way too close for comfort.

Dec 1, 2008#268

Cat

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

Even through those months last year when I was going through my self-deprecating period where I stayed home in weekends, I hung around HP where I WAS liked.

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Hahahahaha holy shit, really? You want the approval of these fucking people?? Wow, you aim low, brother.

:shock: What's wrong with me?

Dec 1, 2008#269

Steven Soderburgin

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Calleja said:
Hellz yeah, boy, these them people 'round here are my folk.

You got a problem with that?

You don't even get THAT..."brother".

People are often intimidated by and disapproving of their betters.

Dec 1, 2008#270

Philosopher B.

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Cat said:
Kissinger said:

Calleja said:

Even through those months last year when I was going through my self-deprecating period where I stayed home in weekends, I hung around HP where I WAS liked.

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Hahahahaha holy shit, really? You want the approval of these fucking people?? Wow, you aim low, brother.

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:shock: What's wrong with me?

You smell funny. And you have too many eyes.

Dec 1, 2008#271

Calleja

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Cat said:
Kissinger said:

Calleja said:

Even through those months last year when I was going through my self-deprecating period where I stayed home in weekends, I hung around HP where I WAS liked.

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Hahahahaha holy shit, really? You want the approval of these fucking people?? Wow, you aim low, brother.

Click to expand...

:shock: What's wrong with me?

Nothing at all, Cat, you're one hoopy frood.

As Amy is too, and to whom I should correct: "Why don't you TRAVEL closer and we'll find out".

yeah, that works better.

Dec 1, 2008#272

Cat

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Philosopher B. said:
You smell funny. And you have too many eyes.

I'm a slave to my genetics.

Dec 1, 2008#273

Green_Lantern

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Iaculus said:
Still nothing on the Brazil reference? Come on, people.

care to explain?

Dec 1, 2008#274

Calleja

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

Hellz yeah, boy, these them people 'round here are my folk.

You got a problem with that?

You don't even get THAT..."brother".

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People are often intimidated by and disapproving of their betters.

Wow, so you're superior to EEEVERYONE here, right?

How's that working out for you, mr hated lonely pants?

Dec 1, 2008#275

Silvanesti

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

Hellz yeah, boy, these them people 'round here are my folk.

You got a problem with that?

You don't even get THAT..."brother".

Click to expand...

People are often intimidated by and disapproving of their betters.

awww, theres the condescending attitude again

thats cute. What happened? got tired of not reading peoples responses?

Dec 1, 2008#276

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Kissinger said:
And no one here is on my side because you're an insular community afraid of anything that challenges your preconceived notions.

There is always hostility towards new people who join and immediately begin bashing everyone and everything. You haven't shown any willingness to join in; your behavior is troll-like, hence your responses. I noticed in that thread where you listed your interests in film and literature, you got an actual discussion in return. I think you're a smart guy who's either a textbook example of John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory, or you're amusing yourself by making people think you are. Either way, I've seen enough of you to think you could be a cool addition to the forum, once you stop believing (or acting as if you believe) that you are better than everyone else here.

In other words, I'd like to be on your side, but it's impossible when you're constantly sabotaging your chances of people wanting to get to know you.

We are a diverse group of people and as a forum I don't believe we collectively hold any preconceived notions.

Dec 1, 2008#277

Mr_Chaz

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And no one here is on my side because you're an insular community afraid of anything that challenges your preconceived notions.

So if you care so much about trying to argue with us without using memes, perhaps you can answer me this:

What preconceived notions have you challenged exactly? You challenged people talking about sex, but that's not a preconceived notion, that's opinion and storytelling.
You challenged Chaz on his use of memes and his calling you a virgin, but that's just his own way of treating you like you're a fun toy to play with. It's not a preconceived notion, it's BAIT.

Seriously, where have you challenged us?

I'm curious. Like an orange. (A cookie for anyone who gets the reference there!)

Dec 1, 2008#278

A

Amy old

i dont think any difference in proximity will prevent the chance of you nailing yourself in the eyes.

also ed, remember that thing i emailed you about? that favor?

Dec 1, 2008#279

DougTheHead

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

Hey, I care too! Chaz makes ME laugh as he stomps on YOUR credibility.

So, hey, I guess that makes YOUR life the empty and lonely one, cause I see NO ONE here on your trollish side.

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How has he stomped on my credibility? All he's done is post some tired images.

And no one here is on my side because you're an insular community afraid of anything that challenges your preconceived notions.

Ah! Finally found one I can pinpoint.

Kissinger, you said on your Webcomics thread that you read Achewood. So I'm guessing you're familiar with all the characters of that comic. And I've gotta say, in every post I've read, you've come across as Pat. You might have some good points, but you're such an asshole about getting them across that no one cares anymore. And when people were having fun in the "funny sex stories" thread, you acted offended on behalf of all the unnamed, totally anonymous people mentioned in the thread and came across as sanctimonious and wrongheaded. This tendency, coupled with your apparent inability to let the odd comment go unmentioned, predisposes everyone in the thread to respond to you in a negative manner. People aren't going to just adapt to your behavior if you keep the same old thing up- it'll only lead to most of the people here ignoring you, and the others insulting you, knowing they can get a rise out of you every time.

If you are a troll (which I don't think you are, at least not yet) this is what you're going for, so congratulations. But if you'd like to be a respected member of this board, I'd suggest you stop posting in here, stop feeling the need to respond to every comment directed toward you, and maybe start checking the tone of your posts before hitting Submit. Just start doing it, without announcements or apologies or further rebuttal, and most of us will be willing to look past these rough first couple of days.

Dec 1, 2008#280

Iaculus

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Kissinger said:
Calleja said:

Even through those months last year when I was going through my self-deprecating period where I stayed home in weekends, I hung around HP where I WAS liked.

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Hahahahaha holy shit, really? You want the approval of these fucking people?? Wow, you aim low, brother.

As opposed to all the wonderful people you know in your happy, fulfilling life?

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=c0liP9Ghe6Y

Dec 1, 2008#281

Cajungal

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Iaculus said:
Kissinger said:

Calleja said:

Even through those months last year when I was going through my self-deprecating period where I stayed home in weekends, I hung around HP where I WAS liked.

Click to expand...

Hahahahaha holy shit, really? You want the approval of these fucking people?? Wow, you aim low, brother.

Click to expand...

As opposed to all the wonderful people you know in your happy, fulfilling life?

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=c0liP9Ghe6Y

Oo, neat link.

Also, ZM... you're the best mom ever. ^_^

Dec 1, 2008#282

Steven Soderburgin

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Calleja said:
Kissinger said:

Calleja said:

Hellz yeah, boy, these them people 'round here are my folk.

You got a problem with that?

You don't even get THAT..."brother".

Click to expand...

People are often intimidated by and disapproving of their betters.

Click to expand...

Wow, so you're superior to EEEVERYONE here, right?

How's that working out for you, mr hated lonely pants?

It's working out great. As I said, I have a great life.

Dec 1, 2008#283

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ZenMonkey said:
Kissinger said:

And no one here is on my side because you're an insular community afraid of anything that challenges your preconceived notions.

Click to expand...

There is always hostility towards new people who join and immediately begin bashing everyone and everything. You haven't shown any willingness to join in; your behavior is troll-like, hence your responses. I noticed in that thread where you listed your interests in film and literature, you got an actual discussion in return. I think you're a smart guy who's either a textbook example of John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory, or you're amusing yourself by making people think you are. Either way, I've seen enough of you to think you could be a cool addition to the forum, once you stop believing (or acting as if you believe) that you are better than everyone else here.

In other words, I'd like to be on your side, but it's impossible when you're constantly sabotaging your chances of people wanting to get to know you.

We are a diverse group of people and as a forum I don't believe we collectively hold any preconceived notions.

Agree. And I've created a #6 rule in the Rules of the Road.

I'm leaving work and going home now. I'll check the status when I get back.

I don't mind you, Kissinger, but would it be too much to ask you to dial down the arrogance a tad? We're not ALL assholes (*looks at Chaz*), mentle migets ( :lol: ) or malcontents here.

Dec 1, 2008#284

LordRavage

Im still waiting for this one thread to break the entire forum.

:shock:

Dec 1, 2008#285

Iaculus

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Green_Lantern said:
Iaculus said:

Still nothing on the Brazil reference? Come on, people.

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care to explain?

Iaculus said:
Kissinger said:

Cat said:

It's just a battle of who has more free time. We know what our lives are, how about you?

Click to expand...

I know exactly what my life is about. It's a good life, full of good people. I give to my community, and everyone likes me.

Click to expand...

Oh, holy shit, we broke him. I think it was the baby masks.

Remember the ending of that film?

Dec 1, 2008#286

Cat

Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me.

Dec 1, 2008#287

Chazwozel

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Edrondol said:
ZenMonkey said:

Kissinger said:

And no one here is on my side because you're an insular community afraid of anything that challenges your preconceived notions.

Click to expand...

There is always hostility towards new people who join and immediately begin bashing everyone and everything. You haven't shown any willingness to join in; your behavior is troll-like, hence your responses. I noticed in that thread where you listed your interests in film and literature, you got an actual discussion in return. I think you're a smart guy who's either a textbook example of John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory, or you're amusing yourself by making people think you are. Either way, I've seen enough of you to think you could be a cool addition to the forum, once you stop believing (or acting as if you believe) that you are better than everyone else here.

In other words, I'd like to be on your side, but it's impossible when you're constantly sabotaging your chances of people wanting to get to know you.

We are a diverse group of people and as a forum I don't believe we collectively hold any preconceived notions.

Click to expand...

Agree. And I've created a #6 rule in the Rules of the Road.

I'm leaving work and going home now. I'll check the status when I get back.

I don't mind you, Kissinger, but would it be too much to ask you to dial down the arrogance a tad? We're not ALL assholes (*looks at Chaz*), mentle migets ( :lol: ) or malcontents here.

Hey! Ask anyone here, I'm a nice guy if I'm not provoked! :ugeek:

Dec 1, 2008#288

Philosopher B.

Cat said:
Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me.

Thread won. :mrgreen:

Dec 1, 2008#289

Mr_Chaz

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Chazwozel said:
Hey! Ask anyone here, I'm a nice guy if I'm not provoked! :ugeek:

But it looks like such fun!

Dec 1, 2008#290

DougTheHead

Cat said:
Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me.

Don't know if that one works so well... John Candy was the decent guy in that movie, Steve Martin was the asshole.

Dec 1, 2008#291

Green_Lantern

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Iaculus said:
Green_Lantern said:

Iaculus said:

Still nothing on the Brazil reference? Come on, people.

Click to expand...

care to explain?

Click to expand...

Iaculus said:

Kissinger said:

Cat said:

It's just a battle of who has more free time. We know what our lives are, how about you?

Click to expand...

I know exactly what my life is about. It's a good life, full of good people. I give to my community, and everyone likes me.

Click to expand...

Oh, holy shit, we broke him. I think it was the baby masks.

Click to expand...

Remember the ending of that film?

I have no idea what you are talking about

Dec 1, 2008#292

Shit... This thread blew up.

Dec 1, 2008#293

Steven Soderburgin

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Chazwozel said:
Hey! Ask anyone here, I'm a nice guy if I'm not provoked! :ugeek:

What did I do to provoke you?

Dec 1, 2008#294

Calleja

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Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Hey! Ask anyone here, I'm a nice guy if I'm not provoked! :ugeek:

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What did I do to provoke you?

............

In other news. John Candy is dead, guys, I'm sorry to inform.

Dec 1, 2008#295

Dunny

Fazz Munkle said:
Shit... This thread blew up.

Dude, I'm loving the animation of Japanese Mario. Brings back memories of the Image boards...

Dec 1, 2008#296

ElJuski

Flame Warriors!

Calleja said:
Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Hey! Ask anyone here, I'm a nice guy if I'm not provoked! :ugeek:

Click to expand...

What did I do to provoke you?

Click to expand...

............

In other news. John Candy is dead, guys, I'm sorry to inform.

DAMNIT IT BRAZELTON

Dec 1, 2008#297

Necronic

Troll or not, you guys really are wayyyyy too fucking easy to rile up. When its an old hand like Chaz, Invader or JCM riling people up no one falls for it, but some new poster and everyone jumps in. On second thought though.....I did call JCM a douchebag in a thread once when he pissed me off, so I guess I get into it too.

Dec 1, 2008#298

DougTheHead

Flame Warriors!

Calleja said:
Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Hey! Ask anyone here, I'm a nice guy if I'm not provoked! :ugeek:

Click to expand...

What did I do to provoke you?

Click to expand...

............

In other news. John Candy is dead, guys, I'm sorry to inform.

NO! IT'S NOT TRUE! IF I WATCH THAT MOVIE ENOUGH TIMES, IT STOPS BEING TRUE!

Dec 1, 2008#299

Silvanesti

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Hey! Ask anyone here, I'm a nice guy if I'm not provoked! :ugeek:

Click to expand...

What did I do to provoke you?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#300

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Hey! Ask anyone here, I'm a nice guy if I'm not provoked! :ugeek:

Click to expand...

What did I do to provoke you?

YOU WERE BOOOOOOORRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!

Your attitude towards people around here is what incurred my righteous wrath, and you know it.

Dec 1, 2008#301

Cajungal

I think the thread's about to loop.

Dec 1, 2008#302

MisterSteve

What about the Messiah?

Dec 1, 2008#303

Dunny

Flame Warriors!

ElJuski said:
DAMNIT IT BRAZELTON

Is he here yet? Because celebrity deaths aren't as fun without him around to blame.

Oh, and I've decided this thread had devolved into nonsense, and will now serve as a place for me to pad my post count.

EDIT: Crap, 42 posts! Do I dare make any more...

Dec 1, 2008#304

Steven Soderburgin

Flame Warriors!

ZenMonkey said:
There is always hostility towards new people who join and immediately begin bashing everyone and everything. You haven't shown any willingness to join in; your behavior is troll-like, hence your responses. I noticed in that thread where you listed your interests in film and literature, you got an actual discussion in return. I think you're a smart guy who's either a textbook example of John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory, or you're amusing yourself by making people think you are. Either way, I've seen enough of you to think you could be a cool addition to the forum, once you stop believing (or acting as if you believe) that you are better than everyone else here.

In other words, I'd like to be on your side, but it's impossible when you're constantly sabotaging your chances of people wanting to get to know you.

We are a diverse group of people and as a forum I don't believe we collectively hold any preconceived notions.

I'm willing to get to know anyone who shows a genuine interest to get to know me, as I've shown in other threads.

Mr_Chaz said:
So if you care so much about trying to argue with us without using memes, perhaps you can answer me this:

What preconceived notions have you challenged exactly? You challenged people talking about sex, but that's not a preconceived notion, that's opinion and storytelling.
You challenged Chaz on his use of memes and his calling you a virgin, but that's just his own way of treating you like you're a fun toy to play with. It's not a preconceived notion, it's BAIT.

Seriously, where have you challenged us?

I'm curious. Like an orange. (A cookie for anyone who gets the reference there!)

The big one people seem to be harping on me about is that I think it's rather childish to brag about your sexual exploits on the internet. I think it betrays incredible immaturity.

Dec 1, 2008#305

A

Amy old

Necronic said:
Troll or not, you guys really are wayyyyy too fucking easy to rile up. When its an old hand like Chaz, Invader or JCM riling people up no one falls for it, but some new poster and everyone jumps in. On second thought though.....I did call JCM a douchebag in a thread once when he pissed me off, so I guess I get into it too.

rile up, or enjoying the fuck out of ourselves?

Dec 1, 2008#306

Calleja

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Hey! Ask anyone here, I'm a nice guy if I'm not provoked! :ugeek:

Click to expand...

What did I do to provoke you?

Click to expand...

YOU WERE BOOOOOOORRRRRRRNNNNNNNNN!

Your attitude towards people around here is what incurred my righteous wrath, and you know it.

Righteous.

Wrath.

I'm so naming a band that.

Dec 1, 2008#307

Iaculus

Cajungal said:
I think the thread's about to loop.

Dec 1, 2008#308

Chazwozel

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
ZenMonkey said:

There is always hostility towards new people who join and immediately begin bashing everyone and everything. You haven't shown any willingness to join in; your behavior is troll-like, hence your responses. I noticed in that thread where you listed your interests in film and literature, you got an actual discussion in return. I think you're a smart guy who's either a textbook example of John Gabriel's Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory, or you're amusing yourself by making people think you are. Either way, I've seen enough of you to think you could be a cool addition to the forum, once you stop believing (or acting as if you believe) that you are better than everyone else here.

In other words, I'd like to be on your side, but it's impossible when you're constantly sabotaging your chances of people wanting to get to know you.

We are a diverse group of people and as a forum I don't believe we collectively hold any preconceived notions.

Click to expand...

I'm willing to get to know anyone who shows a genuine interest to get to know me, as I've shown in other threads.

Mr_Chaz said:

So if you care so much about trying to argue with us without using memes, perhaps you can answer me this:

What preconceived notions have you challenged exactly? You challenged people talking about sex, but that's not a preconceived notion, that's opinion and storytelling.
You challenged Chaz on his use of memes and his calling you a virgin, but that's just his own way of treating you like you're a fun toy to play with. It's not a preconceived notion, it's BAIT.

Seriously, where have you challenged us?

I'm curious. Like an orange. (A cookie for anyone who gets the reference there!)

Click to expand...

The big one people seem to be harping on me about is that I think it's rather childish to brag about your sexual exploits on the internet. I think it betrays incredible immaturity.

Then don't read the fucking thread, genius.

Dec 1, 2008#309

Hey Chaz! You never did label me among the Flame Warriors!

Dec 1, 2008#310

Philosopher B.

Flame Warriors!

Calleja said:
In other news. John Candy is dead, guys, I'm sorry to inform.

I was having a grand time until you brought that up. Now I'm all sad. :cry:

Dec 1, 2008#311

Necronic

good god I must know who the woman with the boobs in your sig is. I will destroy her with my hammer.

Dec 1, 2008#312

Dunny

Amy said:
rile up, or enjoying the fuck out of ourselves?

What Amy said. This thread is always good for a laugh or five. Oh, and the aforementioned "everyone's using this to pad their post count" deal.

Dec 1, 2008#313

Steven Soderburgin

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
Your attitude towards people around here is what incurred my self-righteous wrath, and you know it.

OH! OH! Here's my chance to use one of your memes!

Ahem...

Here I go!

"FTFY"

Did I do that right?

I'm becoming a member of the community!

Dec 1, 2008#314

Calleja

Necronic said:
good god I must know who the woman with the boobs in your sig is. I will destroy her with my hammer.

The penis is his hammer.

Dec 1, 2008#315

ElJuski

Necronic said:
Troll or not, you guys really are wayyyyy too fucking easy to rile up. When its an old hand like Chaz, Invader or JCM riling people up no one falls for it, but some new poster and everyone jumps in. On second thought though.....I did call JCM a douchebag in a thread once when he pissed me off, so I guess I get into it too.

Hahaha. The dude does get under everyone's skin rather easily. So props to that. But I don't think anybody here really gives a shit if he's around "differentiating our opinions on the discussion board" or fucking off somewhere else.

Why keep showing up someplace where nobody wants you? Boggles my mind, K.

Dec 1, 2008#316

Silvanesti

Amy said:
Necronic said:

Troll or not, you guys really are wayyyyy too fucking easy to rile up. When its an old hand like Chaz, Invader or JCM riling people up no one falls for it, but some new poster and everyone jumps in. On second thought though.....I did call JCM a douchebag in a thread once when he pissed me off, so I guess I get into it too.

Click to expand...

rile up, or enjoying the fuck out of ourselves?

This.

This has been the best way to kill time in a looooong while.

Dec 1, 2008#317

Cat

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Your attitude towards people around here is what incurred my self-righteous wrath, and you know it.

Click to expand...

OH! OH! Here's my chance to use one of your memes!

Ahem...

Here I go!

"FTFY"

Did I do that right?

I'm becoming a member of the community!

Great, now get an av.

Dec 1, 2008#318

Chazwozel

ThatNickGuy said:
Hey Chaz! You never did label me among the Flame Warriors!

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... rpuppy.htm

Dec 1, 2008#319

Calleja

I'm out of Earl Grey, gorram it!!!

Dec 1, 2008#320

Cat

Silvanesti said:
This.

This has been the best way to kill time in a looooong while.

It really has, I've been following this since I got home.

Dec 1, 2008#321

Dunny

Calleja said:
I'm out of Earl Grey, gorram it!!!

Go to the replicator for more, then!

Dec 1, 2008#322

Calleja

Cat said:
Silvanesti said:

This.

This has been the best way to kill time in a looooong while.

Click to expand...

It really has, I've been following this since I got home.

I haven't done my homework cause of this!

high five!

Dec 1, 2008#323

Chazwozel

Calleja said:
Cat said:

Silvanesti said:

This.

This has been the best way to kill time in a looooong while.

Click to expand...

It really has, I've been following this since I got home.

Click to expand...

I haven't done my homework cause of this!

high five!

I haven't done any experiments because of this. YEEHAW!

Dec 1, 2008#324

Green_Lantern

Flame Warriors!

Kissinger said:
"FTFY"

Dudeeee.... so lame.

Dec 1, 2008#325

Iaculus

Ye gods, I found Kurtz.

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/ego.htm

Dec 1, 2008#326

Necronic

Calleja said:
Necronic said:

good god I must know who the woman with the boobs in your sig is. I will destroy her with my hammer.

Click to expand...

The penis is his hammer.

yes it is my son. Yes it is.

Now someone please tell me who that woman I will hit with it is.

Dec 1, 2008#327

Dunny said:
Fazz Munkle said:

Shit... This thread blew up.

Click to expand...

Dude, I'm loving the animation of Japanese Mario. Brings back memories of the Image boards...

:lol: Yeah, it's what I intended to do from the beginning, but never was able to find the right tools to convert FLV files to GIF. Ran across a MPlayer MoviePlayer command to do it. I never even knew MPlayer was a converter. I thought it was just a player. FFMPEG does it too, but with not too good results.

Dec 1, 2008#328

A

Amy old

Calleja said:
Cat said:

Silvanesti said:

This.

This has been the best way to kill time in a looooong while.

Click to expand...

It really has, I've been following this since I got home.

Click to expand...

I haven't done my homework cause of this!

high five!

guard your eyes with those hands and give that homework your best shot, Frosty

Dec 1, 2008#329

Cat

High fives all around.

Dec 1, 2008#330

Calleja

Flame Warriors!

Green_Lantern said:
Kissinger said:

"FTFY"

Click to expand...

Dudeeee.... so irrelevant.

FTFY

Dec 1, 2008#331

Steve

I'm trying to decide if I want to wallow through 9 pages to figure out what's going on here.

Dec 1, 2008#332

Calleja

Amy said:
Calleja said:

Cat said:

Silvanesti said:

This.

This has been the best way to kill time in a looooong while.

Click to expand...

It really has, I've been following this since I got home.

Click to expand...

I haven't done my homework cause of this!

high five!

Click to expand...

guard your eyes with those hands and give that homework your best shot, Frosty

Don't worry, Amy, there's plenty left for your big scene. :mrgreen:

Dec 1, 2008#333

Steven Soderburgin

Flame Warriors!

Calleja said:
Green_Lantern said:

Kissinger said:

"FTFY"

Click to expand...

Dudeeee.... so irrelevant.

Click to expand...

FTFY

Whoa whoa whoa

wait a minute

How'd you do that?

I'm really trying here. I want to know

I mean, I did something wrong with my attempt, but I just

can't

figure

it

out

Dec 1, 2008#334

Philosopher B.

Steve said:
I'm trying to decide if I want to wallow through 9 pages to figure out what's going on here.

Just read the first couple, and you'll pretty much get the picture.

Dec 1, 2008#335

Iaculus

Steve said:
I'm trying to decide if I want to wallow through 9 pages to figure out what's going on here.

Do so, and be one of the cool people.

Dec 1, 2008#336

Silvanesti

Cat said:
High fives all around.

Sweet! (wait... shouldnt this be in the i just got laid thread?)

Dec 1, 2008#337

Steven Soderburgin

Iaculus said:
Do so, and be one of the cool people.

I didn't say he could be in my club.

Dec 1, 2008#338

ElJuski

He's so happy and gentle and modest

Dec 1, 2008#339

Cajungal

Calleja said:
I'm out of Earl Grey, gorram it!!!

Well, teabags are less messy than... nvm.

Dec 1, 2008#340

Iaculus

Kissinger said:
Iaculus said:

Do so, and be one of the cool people.

Click to expand...

I didn't say he could be in my club.

Precisely.

Dec 1, 2008#341

A

Amy old

promises from a guy who shots cum into his eye just seem full of it.

Dec 1, 2008#342

Calleja

Amy said:
promises from a guy who shots cum into his eye just seem full of it.

I AM full of cum, won't you please, please help me get it out?

Dec 1, 2008#343

Cajungal said:
Calleja said:

I'm out of Earl Grey, gorram it!!!

Click to expand...

Well, teabags are less messy than... nvm.

Frosting?

Dec 1, 2008#344

Iaculus

Amy said:
promises from a guy who shots cum into his eye just seem full of it.

Full of... what? :shock:

Calleja, I'm returning these hell-touched, jizzy promises you sold me.

Dec 1, 2008#345

Cajungal

ZenMonkey said:
Cajungal said:

Calleja said:

I'm out of Earl Grey, gorram it!!!

Click to expand...

Well, teabags are less messy than... nvm.

Click to expand...

Frosting?

Dec 1, 2008#346

Calleja

Iaculus said:
Amy said:

promises from a guy who shots cum into his eye just seem full of it.

Click to expand...

Full of... what? :shock:

Calleja, I'm returning these hell-touched, jizzy promises you sold me.

I beat ya to that pun :twisted:

Dec 1, 2008#347

A

Amy old

Calleja said:
Amy said:

promises from a guy who shots cum into his eye just seem full of it.

Click to expand...

I AM full of cum, won't you please, please help me get it out?

no, you;ll just shoot your eye out.

Dec 1, 2008#348

Dunny

Kissinger said:
Iaculus said:

Do so, and be one of the cool people.

Click to expand...

I didn't say he could be in my club.

See, that was actually kind of funny. Kind of. More of that, and less of the "I know all" stuff, and you'll find people treating you nicer.

Dec 1, 2008#349

Calleja

Amy said:
Calleja said:

Amy said:

promises from a guy who shots cum into his eye just seem full of it.

Click to expand...

I AM full of cum, won't you please, please help me get it out?

Click to expand...

no, you;ll just shoot your eye out.

Don't you worry about me, I'll wear goggles. You should too.

Dec 1, 2008#350

Iaculus

Calleja said:
Iaculus said:

Amy said:

promises from a guy who shots cum into his eye just seem full of it.

Click to expand...

Full of... what? :shock:

Calleja, I'm returning these hell-touched, jizzy promises you sold me.

Click to expand...

I beat ya to that pun

Look, will you PLEASE stop beating things? That's what caused the product defects in the first place!

Dec 1, 2008#351

Chazwozel said:
ThatNickGuy said:

Hey Chaz! You never did label me among the Flame Warriors!

Click to expand...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... rpuppy.htm

Aw, I thought I'd be Eagle Scout or something. *sad face*

It's because I killed you and stole your doctorate on IRC, isn't it?

Dec 1, 2008#352

A

Amy old

the goggles! they do nothing!

Dec 1, 2008#353

Steven Soderburgin

Amy said:
the goggles! they do nothing!

Heh, yeah I saw that episode of the The Simpsons, too. That's what the guy says!

Dec 1, 2008#354

Cajungal

ThatNickGuy said:
Chazwozel said:

ThatNickGuy said:

Hey Chaz! You never did label me among the Flame Warriors!

Click to expand...

http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... rpuppy.htm

Click to expand...

Aw, I thought I'd be Eagle Scout or something. *sad face*

It's because I killed you and stole your doctorate on IRC, isn't it?

I was going to post eagle scout, but I saw someone had already linked you!

Dec 1, 2008#355

Calleja

Iaculus said:
Calleja said:

Iaculus said:

Amy said:

promises from a guy who shots cum into his eye just seem full of it.

Click to expand...

Full of... what? :shock:

Calleja, I'm returning these hell-touched, jizzy promises you sold me.

Click to expand...

I beat ya to that pun

Click to expand...

Look, will you PLEASE stop beating things? That's what caused the product defects in the first place!

Hey hey hey hey hey heyheyhey HEY!

NO Product Defects.. WHATSOEVER!

It was propping against butt cheeks that was my undoing. I'll submit to peer review to prove the quality of my product if necessary.

Dec 1, 2008#356

DarkAudit

No credit for passing the original link on to Chaz. Story of my life.

*sigh*

No, no. I'll let myself out.

Dec 1, 2008#357

Cat

Kissinger said:
Amy said:

the goggles! they do nothing!

Click to expand...

Heh, yeah I saw that episode of the The Simpsons, too. That's what the guy says!

Sweet! I saw it too! High five!

Dec 1, 2008#358

Dunny

DarkAudit said:
No credit for passing the original link on to Chaz. Story of my life.

*sigh*

No, no. I'll let myself out.

Look what hell you inadvertently unleashed!!!

*throws a lamp at DarkAudit*

Okay, now you can leave.

Dec 1, 2008#359

W

Weedo

Kissinger said:
Amy said:

the goggles! they do nothing!

Click to expand...

Heh, yeah I saw that episode of the The Simpsons, too. That's what the guy says!

That quote is 13 years old now.

Dec 1, 2008#360

DarkAudit

Dunny said:
DarkAudit said:

No credit for passing the original link on to Chaz. Story of my life.

*sigh*

No, no. I'll let myself out.

Click to expand...

Look what hell you inadvertently unleashed!!!

*throws a lamp at DarkAudit*

Okay, now you can leave.

I'm just going to restock the refreshments. needs more popcorn.

Dec 1, 2008#361

Calleja

To be fair, I also had some part in this, I was the one that suggested Chazwozel do a thread about his opinion on who was what.

Can I get a lamp to the head too, please?

Dec 1, 2008#362

A

Amy old

you don't need a lamp, just an emergency eye wash station.

Dec 1, 2008#363

Dunny

Calleja said:
To be fair, I also had some part in this, I was the one that suggested Chazwozel do a thread about his opinion on who was what.

Can I get a lamp to the head too, please?

Nope, you get a boot to the head!

And one for Jenny and the wimp! :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#364

CynicismKills

Dunny said:
Calleja said:

To be fair, I also had some part in this, I was the one that suggested Chazwozel do a thread about his opinion on who was what.

Can I get a lamp to the head too, please?

Click to expand...

Nope, you get a boot to the head!

And one for Jenny and the wimp! :lol:

Careful, your boot might stick.

Dec 1, 2008#365

Steven Soderburgin

Weedo said:
Kissinger said:

Amy said:

the goggles! they do nothing!

Click to expand...

Heh, yeah I saw that episode of the The Simpsons, too. That's what the guy says!

Click to expand...

That quote is 13 years old now.

I know! It's so crazy that people still remember it!

Dec 1, 2008#366

Calleja

Amy said:
you don't need a lamp, just an emergency eye wash station.

Laugh if you must, but I did end up using a little eye-washing cup my ex had.

It was what saved my life that day.

/salutes

Dec 1, 2008#367

Dunny

CynicismKills said:
Dunny said:

Calleja said:

To be fair, I also had some part in this, I was the one that suggested Chazwozel do a thread about his opinion on who was what.

Can I get a lamp to the head too, please?

Click to expand...

Nope, you get a boot to the head!

And one for Jenny and the wimp! :lol:

Click to expand...

Careful, your boot might stick.

Oh, it's not mine. In the immortal words of Jonesy, "I will not hesitate to beat your ass with your own shoe."

Dec 1, 2008#368

HowDroll

Ye gods, I leave for an hour to go grocery shopping and this thread has turned into an uncontrollable monster.

I missed out on so much fun

Dec 1, 2008#369

A

Amy old

frosty, your one shot is what has me laughing myself to death in this thread. I ignored Kissifinger awhile ago, and chaz before that.

Dec 1, 2008#370

Dunny

HowDroll said:
Ye gods, I leave for an hour to go grocery shopping and this thread has turned into an uncontrollable monster.

I missed out on so much fun

Grab some popcorn and a seat and enjoy! I swear, this thread's the only thing that's keeping me awake right now!

Dec 1, 2008#371

ElJuski

You know what television show is awesome? Clone High.

Dec 1, 2008#372

Green_Lantern

HowDroll said:
Ye gods, I leave for an hour to go grocery shopping and this thread has turned into an uncontrollable monster.

I missed out on so much fun

That is what you get for ever leaving the computer!

Dec 1, 2008#373

CynicismKills

ElJuski said:
You know what television show is awesome? Clone High.

I have never seen it.

Dec 1, 2008#374

Gusto

This thread annoys me so.

Especially because I've never let my being a virgin taint the way I act towards people, or twist it into some sort of puritanical holier-than-thou attitude.

But then, I'm one of those rare people who thinks the general population deserves to be respected.

Dec 1, 2008#375

Philosopher B.

Kissinger said:
Amy said:

the goggles! they do nothing!

Click to expand...

Heh, yeah I saw that episode of the The Simpsons, too. That's what the guy says!

Wait.

You don't like image macros, you don't like memes, you don't like references to obscure movies/TV shows ...

... what drew you to this community?

Dec 1, 2008#376

Calleja

Amy said:
frosty, your one shot is what has me laughing myself to death in this thread. I ignored Kissifinger awhile ago, and chaz before that.

But that happened in that OTHER thread!!

unless you mean something else than "accidentally shot semen in my own eyes" with "one shot"

Dec 1, 2008#377

DarkAudit

Dec 1, 2008#378

Chazwozel

DarkAudit said:
No credit for passing the original link on to Chaz. Story of my life.

*sigh*

No, no. I'll let myself out.

Aw fuck sorry Dark.

here you go man. You're a fellow Blowhard: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... owhard.htm

Dec 1, 2008#379

A

Amy old

Calleja said:
Amy said:

frosty, your one shot is what has me laughing myself to death in this thread. I ignored Kissifinger awhile ago, and chaz before that.

Click to expand...

But that happened in that OTHER thread!!

unless you mean something else than "accidentally shot semen in my own eyes" with "one shot"

but the word frosty gained prominence here

Dec 1, 2008#380

Cajungal

Gusto said:
This thread annoys me so.

Especially because I've never let my being a virgin taint the way I act towards people, or twist it into some sort of puritanical holier-than-thou attitude.

But then, I'm one of those rare people who thinks the general population deserves to be respected.

Don't worry. Like someone said pages and pages ago, we don't lump you in with anybody.

Dec 1, 2008#381

Cajungal

Amy said:
Calleja said:

Amy said:

frosty, your one shot is what has me laughing myself to death in this thread. I ignored Kissifinger awhile ago, and chaz before that.

Click to expand...

But that happened in that OTHER thread!!

unless you mean something else than "accidentally shot semen in my own eyes" with "one shot"

Click to expand...

but the word frosty gained prominence here

You're welcome!

Dec 1, 2008#382

Dunny

Gusto said:
This thread annoys me so.

Especially because I've never let my being a virgin taint the way I act towards people, or twist it into some sort of puritanical holier-than-thou attitude.

But then, I'm one of those rare people who thinks the general population deserves to be respected.

So, is everyone who's posted guilty, or just a few?

Oh, and I don't see how the hell being a virgin could or even should affect your attitude. That was directed at the former Secretary of State, not Gusto or anyone else.

Dec 1, 2008#383

Calleja

Amy said:
Calleja said:

Amy said:

frosty, your one shot is what has me laughing myself to death in this thread. I ignored Kissifinger awhile ago, and chaz before that.

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But that happened in that OTHER thread!!

unless you mean something else than "accidentally shot semen in my own eyes" with "one shot"

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but the word frosty gained prominence here

Fine, but when my mom asks, tell her you call me "Frosty" cause I like cake, alright?

Dec 1, 2008#384

Steven Soderburgin

Philosopher B. said:
Wait.

You don't like image macros, you don't like memes, you don't like references to obscure movies/TV shows ...

... what drew you to this community?

Hahahahahaha "obscure"

Gusto said:
This thread annoys me so.

Especially because I've never let my being a virgin taint the way I act towards people, or twist it into some sort of puritanical holier-than-thou attitude.

But then, I'm one of those rare people who thinks the general population deserves to be respected.

You people keep assuming I'm a virgin. Why is that?

Dec 1, 2008#385

Mr_Chaz

Philosopher B. said:
Kissinger said:

Amy said:

the goggles! they do nothing!

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Heh, yeah I saw that episode of the The Simpsons, too. That's what the guy says!

Click to expand...

Wait.

You don't like image macros, you don't like memes, you don't like references to obscure movies/TV shows ...

... what drew you to this community?

My guess? He wants to talk about PvP. I mean he did say 10% of the threads were worth reading, so that seems about right.

And lets face it, you might as well talk about it with interesting people :cool:

Is anyone else thinking that it was threads like this that caused the HP downfall?

Dec 1, 2008#386

Philosopher B.

Calleja said:
Amy said:

Calleja said:

Amy said:

frosty, your one shot is what has me laughing myself to death in this thread. I ignored Kissifinger awhile ago, and chaz before that.

Click to expand...

But that happened in that OTHER thread!!

unless you mean something else than "accidentally shot semen in my own eyes" with "one shot"

Click to expand...

but the word frosty gained prominence here

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Fine, but when my mom asks, tell her you call me "Frosty" cause I like cake, alright?

What if she asks what kind?

Dec 1, 2008#387

HowDroll

Green_Lantern said:
HowDroll said:

Ye gods, I leave for an hour to go grocery shopping and this thread has turned into an uncontrollable monster.

I missed out on so much fun

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That is what you get for ever leaving the computer!

I've learned my damn lesson. I will not leave this computer again until I need to buy a new chair because my lifestyle has caused me to no longer fit in my old one.

Kissinger said:
But then, I'm one of those rare people who thinks the general population deserves to be respected.
You people keep assuming I'm a virgin. Why is that?

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Dec 1, 2008#388

CynicismKills

Virgin is one of the go-to insults when no other information is given. See also basement-dweller, shut-in, fat, etc.

Dec 1, 2008#389

A

Amy old

it was threads like "should i turn myself in to the police" that caused hp's downfall.

Dec 1, 2008#390

Calleja

HowDroll said:
Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

I'm so attracted to you right now.

Dec 1, 2008#391

Vytamindi

Why is noone laughing about gusto saying "virgin taint?"

Dec 1, 2008#392

ElJuski

CynicismKills said:
ElJuski said:

You know what television show is awesome? Clone High.

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I have never seen it.

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAA

Dec 1, 2008#393

HowDroll

Calleja said:
HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

I'm so attracted to you right now.

World cup rule, dear

Dec 1, 2008#394

Steven Soderburgin

HowDroll said:
Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

Dec 1, 2008#395

Cat

Dec 1, 2008#396

CynicismKills

Vytamindi said:
Why is noone laughing about gusto saying "virgin taint?"

Because I am a mature adult, Goddamnit.

hur-hur, she's right, he said taint.

Dec 1, 2008#397

A

Amy old

Calleja said:
HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

I'm so attracted to you right now.

sleeping with you would be a shot in the dark....

Dec 1, 2008#398

Gusto

Vytamindi said:
Why is noone laughing about gusto saying "virgin taint?"

Haha, Goddamnit.

I can't stay mad for long. I love you guys.

Dec 1, 2008#399

ElJuski

Kissinger said:
HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

Liar!

Dec 1, 2008#400

Chazwozel

Kissinger said:
HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

Blow-up dolls don't have thoughts and feelings...

Dec 1, 2008#401

Dunny

Vytamindi said:
Why is noone laughing about gusto saying "virgin taint?"

Because we hadn't noticed it until you pointed it out. That said, BWAHAHA!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#402

Cajungal

Kissinger said:
Gusto said:

This thread annoys me so.

Especially because I've never let my being a virgin taint the way I act towards people, or twist it into some sort of puritanical holier-than-thou attitude.

But then, I'm one of those rare people who thinks the general population deserves to be respected.

Click to expand...

You people keep assuming I'm a virgin. Why is that?

I don't think it's an assumption anymore. It just became a theme-or-other of this thread. The whole truth is that no one cares either way. Everything else is funnin' and crackin' wise and whatnot.

Dec 1, 2008#403

Iaculus

Mr_Chaz said:
[quote="Philosopher B.":3zy241st]

Kissinger said:

Amy said:

the goggles! they do nothing!

Click to expand...

Heh, yeah I saw that episode of the The Simpsons, too. That's what the guy says!

Click to expand...

Wait.

You don't like image macros, you don't like memes, you don't like references to obscure movies/TV shows ...

... what drew you to this community?

Is anyone else thinking that it was threads like this that caused the HP downfall?[/quote:3zy241st]

Given that he says the only webcomics he reads are Achewood and Penny Arcade...

Dec 1, 2008#404

CynicismKills

ElJuski said:
Kissinger said:

HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

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Liar!

Yeah, Juski's totally a shameless tramp!

Dec 1, 2008#405

Philosopher B.

Kissinger said:
Philosopher B. said:

Wait.

You don't like image macros, you don't like memes, you don't like references to obscure movies/TV shows ...

... what drew you to this community?

Click to expand...

Hahahahahaha "obscure"

You're dodging the question. What did draw you to this community? As you would say, 'I'm genuinely curious.'

Dec 1, 2008#406

HowDroll

Chazwozel said:
Kissinger said:

HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

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Blow-up dolls don't have thoughts and feelings...

I bet his hand does, though. Isn't that right, Mr. Sock?

Dec 1, 2008#407

ElJuski

CynicismKills said:
ElJuski said:

Kissinger said:

HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

Click to expand...

Liar!

Click to expand...

Yeah, Juski's totally a shameless tramp!

Suckin on my titties like you wanna be callin me all the time just like Blondie...

Dec 1, 2008#408

Dunny

HowDroll said:
Chazwozel said:

Kissinger said:

HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

Click to expand...

Blow-up dolls don't have thoughts and feelings...

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I bet his hand does, though. Isn't that right, Mr. Sock?

It's Palmela Handerson!

Dec 1, 2008#409

Steven Soderburgin

Chazwozel said:
Blow-up dolls don't have thoughts and feelings...

I guess I'll have to take your word on that, since I've never used one. Doesn't seem appealing at all.

ALTERNA-POST: It says a lot about you that you consider the women you sleep with to be akin to blow-up dolls without thoughts and feelings.

Dec 1, 2008#410

CynicismKills

See?

For shame, Juski.

Dec 1, 2008#411

Iaculus

Kissinger said:
HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

... And then you came along.

Dec 1, 2008#412

ElJuski

CynicismKills said:
See?

For shame, Juski.

Whatever poopoo head.

Dec 1, 2008#413

Dunny

Kissinger said:
ALTERNA-POST: It says a lot about you that you consider the women you sleep with to be akin to blow-up dolls without thoughts and feelings.

Uh...that's not what he said. He was saying that the only thing you've ever slept with has been a blow-up doll...wait, why do I bother?

Dec 1, 2008#414

DarkAudit

Dammit you guys! I could be out in Northrend slaughtering gnomes, but instead I'm stuck in this thread.

I hope you're happy.

Dec 1, 2008#415

Steven Soderburgin

Philosopher B. said:
You're dodging the question. What did draw you to this community? As you would say, 'I'm genuinely curious.'

I was lurking, reading some of the movies threads.

Dec 1, 2008#416

Steven Soderburgin

Dunny said:
Kissinger said:

ALTERNA-POST: It says a lot about you that you consider the women you sleep with to be akin to blow-up dolls without thoughts and feelings.

Click to expand...

Uh...that's not what he said. He was saying that the only thing you've ever slept with has been a blow-up doll...wait, why do I bother?

What? What's this? Twisting his own insult against him? Why, sir, I've never conceived of such behavior!

Dec 1, 2008#417

A

Amy old

imma leave this thread, i trust it to go well as long as Calleja keeps his eye on the flow of things

Dec 1, 2008#418

ElJuski

Kissinger said:
I eat balls

Dec 1, 2008#419

Steven Soderburgin

Amy said:
imma leave this thread, i trust it to go well as long as Calleja keeps his eye on the flow of things

Cool, thanks for keeping us updated. ^_^

Dec 1, 2008#420

KCWM

I'm kind of left scratching my head at this thread, well except at the behavior of some of the members...predictable but comfortable...like a warm pair of socks, fresh out of the dryer. I think this is the first time it seems like so many recognizable members have dumped on one guy before, deserved or undeserved. It quickly turned from Flame Warriors to double shit on Kissinger.

The only decent post directed at him was the one by ZM.

Dec 1, 2008#421

Mr_Chaz said:
Is anyone else thinking that it was threads like this that caused the HP downfall?

No. Threads like this were part of HP. Kurtz and Straub caused the HP downfall. The mods here have better plans for this place (which includes redundancy in case something goes awry with one of us).

Also, this thread will be locked and moved at 20 pages (or earlier.

), just like every other thread.

Dec 1, 2008#422

Steven Soderburgin

ElJuski said:
Kissinger said:

I eat balls

Click to expand...

hey what the

Dec 1, 2008#423

Gusto

Dunny said:
Kissinger said:

ALTERNA-POST: It says a lot about you that you consider the women you sleep with to be akin to blow-up dolls without thoughts and feelings.

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Uh...that's not what he said. He was saying that the only thing you've ever slept with has been a blow-up doll...wait, why do I bother?

Why indeed.

The meat of this flamewar has long since past. Someone let me know if Kissinger tries something new.

After all, I sorta know that Chaz won't.

Dec 1, 2008#424

Vytamindi

I didn't know Calleja had the G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip!

Dec 1, 2008#425

Chazwozel

Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Blow-up dolls don't have thoughts and feelings...

Click to expand...

I guess I'll have to take your word on that, since I've never used one. Doesn't seem appealing at all.

ALTERNA-POST: It says a lot about you that you consider the women you sleep with to be akin to blow-up dolls without thoughts and feelings.

Pfft...tell me something I don't know :roll:

Dec 1, 2008#426

Philosopher B.

Amy said:
Calleja keeps his eye on the flow of things

Heh.

Dec 1, 2008#427

ElJuski

KCWM said:
I'm kind of left scratching my head at this thread, well except at the behavior of some of the members...predictable but comfortable...like a warm pair of socks, fresh out of the dryer. I think this is the first time it seems like so many recognizable members have dumped on one guy before, deserved or undeserved. It quickly turned from Flame Warriors to double shit on Kissinger.

The only decent post directed at him was the one by ZM.

Hey, I honestly asked him why the fuck he was here a whiiiile ago. Philosopher B. posed the same question. At this point the guy deserves all the fucking hazing and dumptruck trolling he can get.

Because, like, he started it

Dec 1, 2008#428

Calleja

Amy said:
imma leave this thread, i trust it to go well as long as Calleja keeps his eye on the flow of things

You're gonna have to run out of puns eventually, y'know?

that will be a glorious day.

Dec 1, 2008#429

CynicismKills

ElJuski said:
CynicismKills said:

See?

For shame, Juski.

Click to expand...

Whatever poopoo head.

You're just mad I haven't seen Clone High. Don't get all uppity with me, lady.

Dec 1, 2008#430

ElJuski

Vytamindi said:
I didn't know Calleja had the G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip!

Heh, I could have seen that joke coming from a mile away.

And then it hit me in my eye.

And it stung.

And I laughed.

Dec 1, 2008#431

Steven Soderburgin

ElJuski said:
Hey, I honestly asked him why the fuck he was here a whiiiile ago. Philosopher B. posed the same question. At this point the guy deserves all the fucking hazing and dumptruck trolling he can get.

Because, like, he started it

I did?

Dec 1, 2008#432

Dunny

Kissinger said:
Dunny said:

Kissinger said:

ALTERNA-POST: It says a lot about you that you consider the women you sleep with to be akin to blow-up dolls without thoughts and feelings.

Click to expand...

Uh...that's not what he said. He was saying that the only thing you've ever slept with has been a blow-up doll...wait, why do I bother?

Click to expand...

What? What's this? Twisting his own insult against him? Why, sir, I've never conceived of such behavior!

Ah, well in that case it flew over my head because a) I didn't expect you to be that clever based on what you've done so far. Or b) it sucked. I'm leaning towards b).

Dec 1, 2008#433

Kissinger said:
HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

Before or after?

Aw c'mon! I wanna play, too!

Dec 1, 2008#434

ElJuski

CynicismKills said:
ElJuski said:

CynicismKills said:

See?

For shame, Juski.

Click to expand...

Whatever poopoo head.

Click to expand...

You're just mad I haven't seen Clone High. Don't get all uppity with me, lady.

Dec 1, 2008#435

ElJuski

Kissinger said:
ElJuski said:

Hey, I honestly asked him why the fuck he was here a whiiiile ago. Philosopher B. posed the same question. At this point the guy deserves all the fucking hazing and dumptruck trolling he can get.

Because, like, he started it

Click to expand...

I did?

You did?

Dec 1, 2008#436

Shegokigo

Flame Warriors!

Chazwozel said:
Kurtz: http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warrio ... dzilla.htm

Good god, pure gold.

And yes Ed, that's awesome work on the links!

(Did not bother reading past the 1st page)

Dec 1, 2008#437

DarkAudit

ZenMonkey said:
Mr_Chaz said:

Is anyone else thinking that it was threads like this that caused the HP downfall?

Click to expand...

No. Threads like this were part of HP. Kurtz and Straub caused the HP downfall. The mods here have better plans for this place (which includes redundancy in case something goes awry with one of us).

Also, this thread will be locked and moved at 20 pages (or earlier. ), just like every other thread.

So we've got what, an hour or so?

Dec 1, 2008#438

Mr_Chaz

Cool, thanks for keeping us updated. ^_^

That sarcastic comment would have more relevance if she'd been talking to you. Some people on a public board might care. Well, maybe not about you any more, we'll see.

No. Threads like this were part of HP. Kurtz and Straub caused the HP downfall. The mods here have better plans for this place (which includes redundancy in case something goes awry with one of us).

Well, yeah, I meant more in a it's so popular it's killing the server kinda way.

Dec 1, 2008#439

CynicismKills

ElJuski said:
CynicismKills said:

ElJuski said:

CynicismKills said:

See?

For shame, Juski.

Click to expand...

Whatever poopoo head.

Click to expand...

You're just mad I haven't seen Clone High. Don't get all uppity with me, lady.

Click to expand...

Oh my God, I must see it.

I must.

Dec 1, 2008#440

Iaculus

Iaculus said:
Kissinger said:

HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

Click to expand...

... And then you came along.

Edrondol said:
Kissinger said:

HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

Click to expand...

Before or after?

Aw c'mon! I wanna play, too!

Way ahead of ya, chief.

Dec 1, 2008#441

Philosopher B.

DarkAudit said:
ZenMonkey said:

Mr_Chaz said:

Is anyone else thinking that it was threads like this that caused the HP downfall?

Click to expand...

No. Threads like this were part of HP. Kurtz and Straub caused the HP downfall. The mods here have better plans for this place (which includes redundancy in case something goes awry with one of us).

Also, this thread will be locked and moved at 20 pages (or earlier. ), just like every other thread.

Click to expand...

So we've got what, an hour or so?

More like twenty minutes. I can hardly post, with all these damn 'A new post has been made' notifications! :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#442

Mr_Chaz said:
Well, yeah, I meant more in a it's so popular it's killing the server kinda way.

Hence the 20-page limit. But I had to get a little dig in there, ya know.

Dec 1, 2008#443

A

Amy old

Calleja said:
Amy said:

imma leave this thread, i trust it to go well as long as Calleja keeps his eye on the flow of things

Click to expand...

You're gonna have to run out of puns eventually, y'know?

that will be a glorious day.

you'll supply a steady stream of inspiration that continues to be a sight to behold, and the memory will stick in our mind's eye for many years to come

Dec 1, 2008#444

Espy

You know... I am in class and I started reading through page 3 or 4... and I have to stop. This is great stuff and it needs my full attention.
Please, keep going.

Dec 1, 2008#445

Dunny

Iaculus said:
Way ahead of ya, chief.

It's not often you see an admin owned...it's great! :lol:

Dec 1, 2008#446

Green_Lantern

Iaculus said:
Kissinger said:

HowDroll said:

Because no self-respecting woman would ever sleep with a troll.

Click to expand...

Every woman I've ever slept with has had a lot of self-respect and dignity.

Click to expand...

... And then you came along.

That made me LoL thanks.

Dec 1, 2008#447

Calleja

Amy said:
Calleja said:

Amy said:

imma leave this thread, i trust it to go well as long as Calleja keeps his eye on the flow of things

Click to expand...

You're gonna have to run out of puns eventually, y'know?

that will be a glorious day.

Click to expand...

you'll supply a steady stream of inspiration that continues to be a sight to behold, and the memory will stick in our mind's eye for many years to come

If I could stop laughing I would think of a retort.

Dec 1, 2008#448

Mr_Chaz

Amy said:
a sight to behold

Well, if Frosty can still see properly.

Dec 1, 2008#449

Steven Soderburgin

Iaculus said:
... And then you came along.

The multiple year relationships I've had, and the friendships I've maintained with them after those relationships ended seems to indicate that I had a positive effect on their lives.

Dec 1, 2008#450

ElJuski

Kissinger said:
Iaculus said:

... And then you came along.

Click to expand...

The multiple year relationships I've had, and the friendships I've maintained with them after those relationships ended seems to indicate that I had a positive effect on their lives.

Lies.

Dec 1, 2008#451

Calleja

Mr_Chaz said:
Amy said:

a sight to behold

Click to expand...

Well, if Frosty can still see properly.

All things considered, I, for some reason, prefer "Frosty" over "Susan".

It's just so damned FUNNY.

Dec 1, 2008#452

ElJuski

Calleja said:
Mr_Chaz said:

Amy said:

a sight to behold

Click to expand...

Well, if Frosty can still see properly.

Click to expand...

All things considered, I, for some reason, prefer "Frosty" over "Susan".

It's just so damned FUNNY.

Yeah but a "Frosty Susan" can be the name of that sex act.

Dec 1, 2008#453

Mr_Chaz

Calleja said:
Mr_Chaz said:

Amy said:

a sight to behold

Click to expand...

Well, if Frosty can still see properly.

Click to expand...

All things considered, I, for some reason, prefer "Frosty" over "Susan".

It's just so damned FUNNY.

Frosty Susan it is then.
I feel like going to register http://www.frostysusan.com
I don't know what would fill the sight, but I'm sure someone would pay to see it.

Dec 1, 2008#454

Dunny

Kissinger said:
Iaculus said:

... And then you came along.

Click to expand...

The multiple year relationships I've had, and the friendships I've maintained with them after those relationships ended seems to indicate that I had a positive effect on their lives.

John Lennon?

Dec 1, 2008#455

chakz

Kissinger said:
Iaculus said:

... And then you came along.

Click to expand...

The multiple year relationships I've had, and the friendships I've maintained with them after those relationships ended seems to indicate that I had a positive effect on their lives.

Why do you keep saying things like this?

Dec 1, 2008#456

Steven Soderburgin

chakz said:
Why do you keep saying things like this?

People keep making baseless and false accusations about me.

Dec 1, 2008#457

Cat

chakz said:
Kissinger said:

Iaculus said:

... And then you came along.

Click to expand...

The multiple year relationships I've had, and the friendships I've maintained with them after those relationships ended seems to indicate that I had a positive effect on their lives.

Click to expand...

Why do you keep saying things like this?

It comforts him.

Dec 1, 2008#458

ElJuski

Kissinger said:
chakz said:

Why do you keep saying things like this?

Click to expand...

People keep making baseless and false accusations about me.

Did we?

Dec 1, 2008#459

Chazwozel

Kissinger said:
chakz said:

Why do you keep saying things like this?

Click to expand...

People keep making baseless and false accusations about me.

Like a picture of your last girlfriend?

Dec 1, 2008#460

Steven Soderburgin

Cat said:
It comforts him.

I'm just refuting the false claims people keep making about me, claims which have no basis in reality and should be given no credence since I'm the only person here who knows anything about me.

Dec 1, 2008#461

ElJuski

OH man she's uuuugglllyyyyyyyyy

she sure can cook though

Dec 1, 2008#462

chakz

Kissinger said:
chakz said:

Why do you keep saying things like this?

Click to expand...

People keep making baseless and false accusations about me.

Well yes, your sort of supposed to expect that on the internet. "Your gay, Your mother is the town whore, You like to have sex with donkeys" Its all part for the course, especially on a message board. Trying to refute such accusations just opens you up for more mockery.

Quit taking all this so seriously.

Dec 1, 2008#463

Calleja

ElJuski said:
OH man she's uuuugglllyyyyyyyyy

she sure can cook though

but she cries like a baby when you shoot jizz in her eye.

....dammit, I'm hackling myself now. not good.

I'm off!

Dec 1, 2008#464

Steven Soderburgin

Chazwozel said:
Like a picture of your last girlfriend?

WHAT'S THIS?

SOMEONE'S POST DOESN'T HAVE A DUMB IMAGE THAT EVERYONE SAW YEARS AGO???

THIS IS MY TIME!

Dec 1, 2008#465

Cajungal

chakz said:
Kissinger said:

Iaculus said:

... And then you came along.

Click to expand...

The multiple year relationships I've had, and the friendships I've maintained with them after those relationships ended seems to indicate that I had a positive effect on their lives.

Click to expand...

Why do you keep saying things like this?

That's what I'm wondering. Dude, a lot of why people have been fighting with you all afternoon is that you're either refusing to take our goofy statements as jokes ... either that or you don't understand that we're joking. If our humor is too low-brow, then ..well, nothing can be done about that except for us to agree to disagree I suppose. None of us doubt that you're not a decent person with values and non-blowup doll sexual partners... but you're coming off as an uppity stiff who can't be bothered to stoop to our silly little level. We're here to have fun, and it seems like you're only here to go against that grain. And I mean that in the most constructive possible way.

Dec 1, 2008#466

Chazwozel

chakz said:
Kissinger said:

chakz said:

Why do you keep saying things like this?

Click to expand...

People keep making baseless and false accusations about me.

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Well yes, your sort of supposed to expect that on the internet. "Your gay, Your mother is the town whore, You like to have sex with donkeys" Its all part for the course, especially on a message board. Trying to defend against it is just opening yourself up for more mockery.

Quit taking all this so seriously.

Shit man. This is too easy.

Dec 1, 2008#467

ElJuski

You're also a pompous cock-head.

Dec 1, 2008#468

Cat

Kissinger said:
I'm just refuting the false claims people keep making about me, claims which have no basis in reality and should be given no credence since I'm the only person here who knows anything about me.

:roll:

Dec 1, 2008#469

Gusto

ElJuski said:
You're also a pompous cock-head.

OH SHIIIIIIIIIII

Dec 1, 2008#470

Steven Soderburgin

chakz said:
Well yes, your sort of supposed to expect that on the internet. "Your gay, Your mother is the town whore, You like to have sex with donkeys" Its all part for the course, especially on a message board. Trying to refute such accusations just opens you up for more mockery.

Quit taking all this so seriously.

So rather than treat people with respect, as some have encouraged, you're saying I should make baseless insults?

Can I just keep insulting people based on the things they've posted here? I think I'll stick with that.

Dec 1, 2008#471

chakz

Cajungal said:
chakz said:

Kissinger said:

Iaculus said:

... And then you came along.

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The multiple year relationships I've had, and the friendships I've maintained with them after those relationships ended seems to indicate that I had a positive effect on their lives.

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Why do you keep saying things like this?

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That's what I'm wondering. Dude, a lot of why people have been fighting with you all afternoon is that you're either refusing to take our goofy statements as jokes ... either that or you don't understand that we're joking. If our humor is too low-brow, then ..well, nothing can be done about that except for us to agree to disagree I suppose. None of us doubt that you're not a decent person with values and non-blowup doll sexual partners... but you're coming off as an uppity stiff who can't be bothered to stoop to our silly little level. We're here to have fun, and it seems like you're only here to go against that grain. And I mean that in the most constructive possible way.

's what I'm trying to say, except with more spelling and grammatical errors.

Edit: moved to new post, Thats what I get for trying to avoid a double post

Dec 1, 2008#472

Null

I was going to say I'm probably either a Sycophant or Evil Clown, but this seems to have gone way in a different direction now...

Dec 1, 2008#473

ElJuski

Gusto said:
ElJuski said:

You're also a pompous cock-head.

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OH SHIIIIIIIIIII

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Dec 1, 2008#474

Steven Soderburgin

Chazwozel said:
Shit man. This is too easy.

How much time do you devote to finding image macros?

I'm looking for a daily average, if possible.

Dec 1, 2008#475

Chazwozel

Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

Shit man. This is too easy.

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How much time do you devote to finding image macros?

I'm looking for a daily average, if possible.

About a 2 second Google search. Like I said, you're not a unique troll.

Dec 1, 2008#476

Gusto

ElJuski said:
Gusto said:

ElJuski said:

You're also a pompous cock-head.

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OH SHIIIIIIIIIII

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Um...uh...

ASSSSSSSS to ASSSSSSSSS

Dec 1, 2008#477

Cat

Dec 1, 2008#478

ElJuski

Gusto said:
ElJuski said:

Gusto said:

ElJuski said:

You're also a pompous cock-head.

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OH SHIIIIIIIIIII

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Um...uh...

ASSSSSSSS to ASSSSSSSSS

ASSSSSSSSSSSS TO ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Dec 1, 2008#479

chakz

Kissinger said:
chakz said:

Well yes, your sort of supposed to expect that on the internet. "Your gay, Your mother is the town whore, You like to have sex with donkeys" Its all part for the course, especially on a message board. Trying to refute such accusations just opens you up for more mockery.

Quit taking all this so seriously.

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So rather than treat people with respect, as some have encouraged, you're saying I should make baseless insults?

Can I just keep insulting people based on the things they've posted here? I think I'll stick with that.

No, I was just pointing out an error in your tactics. As I said, insults, baseless or otherwise, are to be expected. Trying to defend against them is what seems odd.

Dec 1, 2008#480

Steven Soderburgin

Chazwozel said:
About a 2 second Google search. Like I said, you're not a unique troll.

I'm not a troll.

Dec 1, 2008#481

Shazam

Cat said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXTN3h-b9nU

That's just awesome.

Dec 1, 2008#482

ElJuski

Kissinger said:
Chazwozel said:

About a 2 second Google search. Like I said, you're not a unique troll.

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I'm not a troll.

Hahahaha. You're just /misunderstood/.

Dec 1, 2008#483

N

Neochoa

This thread is making me seriously consider not having a life so I don't miss things like this.

Dec 1, 2008#484

DarkAudit

Chazwozel said:
Kissinger said:

Chazwozel said:

Shit man. This is too easy.

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How much time do you devote to finding image macros?

I'm looking for a daily average, if possible.

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About a 2 second Google search. Like I said, you're not a unique troll.

Don't forget the hoard.

Dec 1, 2008#485

Steven Soderburgin

Neochoa said:
This thread is making me seriously consider not having a life so I don't miss things like this.

Shouldn't be too big of a step.

Like that, chakz?

Dec 1, 2008#486

Dunny

He's just a soul who's intentions are good
Oh lord, please don't let him be misunderstood!

And yes, that's a proper use of humor. Well done!

Dec 1, 2008#487

N

Neochoa

Kissinger said:
Neochoa said:

This thread is making me seriously consider not having a life so I don't miss things like this.

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Shouldn't be too big of a step.

Like that, chakz?

I laughed. So, yes! Have a cookie.

Dec 1, 2008#488

Cajungal

chakz said:
Kissinger said:

chakz said:

Well yes, your sort of supposed to expect that on the internet. "Your gay, Your mother is the town whore, You like to have sex with donkeys" Its all part for the course, especially on a message board. Trying to refute such accusations just opens you up for more mockery.

Quit taking all this so seriously.

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So rather than treat people with respect, as some have encouraged, you're saying I should make baseless insults?

Can I just keep insulting people based on the things they've posted here? I think I'll stick with that.

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No, I was just pointing out an error in your tactics. As I said, insults, baseless or otherwise, are to be expected. Trying to defend against them is what seems odd.

This. You keep going after the people who are throwing childish shit at you for fun. Some people in here have tried to talk to you seriously or at least in a more friendly tone, and you don't seem to have anything to say to them. You'd rather keep trying to hinder the fun.

Dec 1, 2008#489

Silvanesti

I go to fix one god damn server abend and i come back to this!? haha, fucking halirious.

Also, Calleja, i think Frosty is a pretty good nick name, if anyone asks you can say its like "iceman" from top gun, I'll think they'll see you eye to eye.

Dec 1, 2008#490

chakz

Silvanesti said:
I go to fix one god damn server abend and i come back to this!? haha, fucking halirious.

Also, Calleja, i think Frosty is a pretty good nick name, if anyone asks you can say its like "iceman" from top gun, I'll think they'll see you eye to eye.

I don't know, I kind of prefer susan....

Dec 1, 2008#491

Cajungal

Neochoa said:
Kissinger said:

Neochoa said:

This thread is making me seriously consider not having a life so I don't miss things like this.

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Shouldn't be too big of a step.

Like that, chakz?

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I laughed. So, yes! Have a cookie.

:lol: dang, I did too. Are things getting more peaceful here in halforum?

Dec 1, 2008#492

Steve

Cajungal said:
You keep going after the people who are throwing childish shit at you for fun.

How else is he going to inflate his post count?

Dec 1, 2008#493

Null

I am totally Not A Spy.

Dec 1, 2008#494

Cajungal

Steve said:
Cajungal said:

You keep going after the people who are throwing childish shit at you for fun.

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How else is he going to inflate his post count?

Ooch. Suddenly I'm sheepish.

"Suddenly Sheepish".... the sitcom for compulsive posters and lonely farmers.

Dec 1, 2008#495

Green_Lantern

Damn IT!

This thread... he just feels like home again *sheds a little tear*

Dec 1, 2008#496

chakz

Cajungal said:
Neochoa said:

Kissinger said:

Neochoa said:

This thread is making me seriously consider not having a life so I don't miss things like this.

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Shouldn't be too big of a step.

Like that, chakz?

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I laughed. So, yes! Have a cookie.

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:lol: dang, I did too. Are things getting more peaceful here in halforum?

Fine, fine- I'll give him an "A"....minus.

He didn't insult the man's mother.

Dec 1, 2008#497

N

Neochoa

Cajungal said:
Steve said:

Cajungal said:

You keep going after the people who are throwing childish shit at you for fun.

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How else is he going to inflate his post count?

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Ooch. Suddenly I'm sheepish.

"Suddenly Sheepish".... the sitcom for compulsive posters and lonely farmers.

Starring sheep. Specifically, these sheep.

Dec 1, 2008#498

Steven Soderburgin

Steve said:
How else is he going to inflate his post count?

I don't care about post counts.

Maybe I just expect better of people than childish shit.

Dec 1, 2008#499

Cat

If I may post another image, before it goes out of style.

Dec 1, 2008#500

Gusto

Kissinger said:
Steve said:

How else is he going to inflate his post count?

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I don't care about post counts.

Maybe I just expect better of people than childish shit.

Nothing wrong with being optimistic, but this is the Internet.

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