[Food] And millions of sticks of butter simultaneously cried out in joy...

BananaHands · Jun 26, 2013

Fun Size said:
Penis size. Duh.

EDIT

And before someone accuses me of being sexist, it is my understanding that female happiness is in fact also measured this way.

Dammit.

What, it's not measured in amount of shoes?

ohgodpleaseforgiveme

fade · Jun 26, 2013

Fun Size said:
Penis size. Duh.

EDIT

And before someone accuses me of being sexist, it is my understanding that female happiness is in fact also measured this way.

Dammit.

I was led to believe that true metric was not the size of one's ship, but the motion of one's ocean.

Fun Size · Jun 26, 2013

And you go on believing that if it helps.

Covar · Jun 26, 2013

It does

Gilgamesh · Jun 26, 2013

fade said:
I was led to believe that true metric was not the size of one's ship, but the motion of one's ocean.

It's a combination of both. With only one, it's half as fulfilling. Which is enough for some.

HCGLNS · Jun 26, 2013

Charlie Don't Surf · Jun 26, 2013

Wal Mart has ended their relationship with her. When Wal Mart says you're racist, that's when you know it's bad...

bhamv3 · Jun 26, 2013

BananaHands is my new favorite-est poster on Halforums.

filmfanatic · Jun 26, 2013

If I may chime in on the Giada love, she's good but I do enjoy a bit of British flavor.

Ravenpoe · Jun 27, 2013

filmfanatic said:
If I may chime in on the Giada love, she's good but I do enjoy a bit of British flavor.

I'm sorry, but I've eaten British 'cuisine' and they don't have flavor.

sixpackshaker · Jun 27, 2013

filmfanatic said:
If I may chime in on the Giada love, she's good but I do enjoy a bit of British flavor.

It is hard to say how much I hate her husband.

Frank · Jun 27, 2013

Ravenpoe said:
I'm sorry, but I've eaten British 'cuisine' and they don't have flavor.

Dislike. Cause it ain't true.

BananaHands · Jun 27, 2013

Hey, if we're listing 'em. Here's Aida.

All about 'dem chefs that actually make healthy food on the Food Network.

Officer_Charon · Jun 27, 2013

Ravenpoe said:
I'm sorry, but I've eaten British 'cuisine' and they don't have flavor.

Hi there. The British quarter of me would like to have a word.

MindDetective · Jun 27, 2013

"Come see the violence inherent in the system!"

Ravenpoe · Jun 27, 2013

Officer_Charon said:
Hi there. The British quarter of me would like to have a word.

The nerd in me would answer that word.

Frank · Jun 28, 2013

Charon's gear is so much cooler than mine. I have a wind breaker.

bhamv3 · Jun 28, 2013

Officer_Charon said:
Hi there. The British quarter of me would like to have a word.

Source.

figmentPez · Jun 30, 2013

I love Alton Brown's tweets:

Bowielee · Jun 30, 2013

I loved Concerned so much.

fade · Jul 1, 2013

figmentPez said:
I love Alton Brown's tweets:

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I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks she looks like an orange on a toothpick.

HEAD! PANTS! NOW!