2020pocalypse

[DarkAudit]

Because where the hell else is there to put shit like this?

 

[Cheesy1]

Because where the hell else is there to put shit like this?

 

[DarkAudit]

Nature finds a way...

 

[figmentPez]

So, you're saying the tiger snuck back in before bed-check? I wonder what caper it was pulling off while out.

 

[Krisken]

So, you're saying the tiger snuck back in before bed-check? I wonder what caper it was pulling off while out.

Cat burglar.

 

[Dave]

Army of the 12 Monkeys strikes again.

 

[PatrThom]

Army of the 12 Monkeys strikes again.

Monkeys attack lab worker, steal COVID-19 blood samples.

--Patrick

 

[blotsfan]

 

[ScytheRexx]

Ebola outbreak in the Congo. Because of course.

 

[PatrThom]

Did you know today also happens to be the first official day of hurricane season?

--Patrick

 

[evilmike]

Did you know today also happens to be the first official day of hurricane season?

--Patrick

Yes.

 

[BErt]

 

[HCGLNS]

Don't forget their is a 4% chance of a Coranal Mass Ejection this year that could wipe out all electronic and electrical equipment and send us back to 17th century level technology.

 

[Emrys]

So, The Scampering isn't looking so bad now, is it?

 

[Fun Size]

Don't forget their is a 4% chance of a Coranal Mass Ejection this year that could wipe out all electronic and electrical equipment and send us back to 17th century level technology.

* starts wrapping house in tin foil *

 

[blotsfan]

Don't forget their is a 4% chance of a Coranal Mass Ejection this year that could wipe out all electronic and electrical equipment and send us back to 17th century level technology.

Worked out well in The Worlds End.

 

[PatrThom]

* starts wrapping house in tin foil *

I remember when I was considering putting a layer of aluminum window screening under the siding as a way of keeping everyone else off my WiFi, until I realized it would also keep ME off my WiFi whenever I went outdoors.

--Patrick

 

[figmentPez]

 

[PatrThom]

Did you know today also happens to be the first official day of hurricane season?

It's only the 3rd, and we're already up to "C."

--Patrick

 

[Celt Z]

Hey, did anyone have this on their bingo card? Because I never thought I'd see the day:

NASCAR bans the Confederate flag

 

[GasBandit]

Hey, did anyone have this on their bingo card? Because I never thought I'd see the day:

NASCAR bans the Confederate flag

 

[BErt]

 

[Tinwhistler]

 

[Sara_2814]

 

[GasBandit]

 

[Fun Size]

 

[Dave]

What a group of charismatic ladies.

 

[Fun Size]

Dave once told Gordon Lightfoot that when he sings The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald he should "smile more".

 

[Emrys]

While I agree with the song's sentiment...

Those are singing robots, aren't they? You put a quarter in and get a bad song?

 

[PatrThom]

Dave once told Gordon Lightfoot that when he sings The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald he should "smile more".

--Patrick

 

[Gared]

Besides, they left out Swine Flu 2.0 (G4 EA H1N1) - isn't that this month's plot arc?

 

[Dave]

Dave once told Gordon Lightfoot that when he sings The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald he should "smile more".

I said nothing at all sexist like they should "smile more". What I was insinuating was exactly what Emrys said. They have ZERO charisma or presence for a singing group. No stage presentation. No emotion at all. Performers, you know, perform. I've seen better energy and emotion from a broken chair being yelled at by Dirty Harry.

 

[Tress]

Besides, they left out Swine Flu 2.0 (G4 EA H1N1) - isn't that this month's plot arc?

And Australia catching on fire. So much horrible shit this year, it’s easy to get lost.

 

[Tress]

I said nothing at all sexist like they should "smile more". What I was insinuating was exactly what Emrys said. They have ZERO charisma or presence for a singing group. No stage presentation. No emotion at all. Performers, you know, perform. I've seen better energy and emotion from a broken chair being yelled at by Dirty Harry.

Do you know what “low-key” means? It was a deliberate choice to convey the mood of the song.

 

[Fun Size]

I said nothing at all sexist like they should "smile more". What I was insinuating was exactly what Emrys said. They have ZERO charisma or presence for a singing group. No stage presentation. No emotion at all. Performers, you know, perform. I've seen better energy and emotion from a broken chair being yelled at by Dirty Harry.

It was a joke about people singing a song about things that suck not showing enthusiasm.

Man, this board is a tough crowd sometimes.