I know he's been identified, and he's 16 (!), but my favorite names given to him are "Black Aquaman", "Michael B. Phleps", "LePrawn James", and "Scuba Gooding Jr.".I like the guy swimming up from the depths of Atlantis to whoop ass.
AquaMane was my favoriteI know he's been identified, and he's 16 (!), but my favorite names given to him are "Black Aquaman", "Michael B. Phleps", "LePrawn James", and "Scuba Gooding Jr.".
"Blue Alert" is trending on Twitter because that alert went out to ALL of Texas, not just the Houston area.Since I've been in Texas I've gotten a ton of Amber alerts; like way more than I ever got in Michigan. This is the first time I've seen a Blue Alert? For an injured officer? I didn't even know this was a thing.
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Just to be clear, I'm not the only person that needed to read that first sentence of the alert twice to clarify that it wasn't the sheriff's office that injured the officer, right?Since I've been in Texas I've gotten a ton of Amber alerts; like way more than I ever got in Michigan. This is the first time I've seen a Blue Alert? For an injured officer? I didn't even know this was a thing.
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My first parsing of that sentence was that Terran Green was a town/area and the office did the injuring, yeah.Just to be clear, I'm not the only person that needed to read that first sentence of the alert twice to clarify that it wasn't the sheriff's office that injured the officer, right?
Yeah, funny how it's never a crime when they do it.I've tried to come up with words on how angry cops driving into people making me, every time I see it but I give up.
As a manager is a grocery store, we have rules -against- calling the cops for this exact reason. The only time a regular employee should call the police is if someone has a weapon or is otherwise making them feel unsafe. For everything else they are to stay out of it and inform a manager.Cops in Ohio shoot and kill a 21 year old pregnant black woman. Grocery store employee called the cops alleging shoplifting, so 2 cops decide to block her in in her car & yell at her to "get out of the fucking car", with one of the officers standing in front of it pointing his gun through the windshield. When the woman attempts to drive off - because, hey, she's black & a cop is pointing a gun at her, she knows if she stays she's going to get shot - the bodycam footage clearly shows her turning the steering wheel all the way to the right before slowly starting to move off. The only reason she was heading for the cop was because he was standing in front of her car refusing to move & she was still clearly trying to avoid him. Cops are still trying to justify the killing as defending against "attempted vehicular assault".
Yeah, funny how it's never a crime when they do it.
That's pretty insane.As a manager is a grocery store, we have rules -against- calling the cops for this exact reason. The only time a regular employee should call the police is if someone has a weapon or is otherwise making them feel unsafe. For everything else they are to stay out of it and inform a manager.
I handle shoplifters all the time and never have I felt that the police could help in any way. The only times I've called the police have been people harassing employees and refusing to leave
Yes, correct.but this thread just near-continuously gives me the impression US cops are nothing more than a sanctioned extortionist gang.
I would LOVE to have 2023 GadBandit meet and have a discussion with 2009 GasBandit.Remember - if you see someone shoplifting in a megacorp grocery store, no you fucking didn't.
Honestly, I feel like some people always imagine thieves as often well off people that just get greedy or steal as some kind of thrill. Maybe this is just a consequence of movies and TV often portraying them as such, like in Die Hard or Oceans Eleven.Remember - if you see someone shoplifting in a megacorp grocery store, no you fucking didn't.
I wish you COULD arrange it. It'd help prevent the train wreck that was 2013 GasBandit.I would LOVE to have 2023 GadBandit meet and have a discussion with 2009 GasBandit.
To be fair, I think we ALL would, given the chance, love go back to our past self at some time and give them a good talking to. I would give almost anything to go back to 1995 Celt Z, and be like, "Girrrrrlllll.....".I wish you COULD arrange it. It'd help prevent the train wreck that was 2013 GasBandit.
True enough. Everybody probably needs to send their past self some variation of "here are the numbers of an oncologist and a divorce lawyer," to varying degrees.To be fair, I think we ALL would, given the chance, love go back to our past self at some time and give them a good talking to. I would give almost anything to go back to 1995 Celt Z, and be like, "Girrrrrlllll.....".