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Trump Regime Thread

Discussion in 'Politics, Religion & More!' started by blotsfan, Jan 10, 2017.

  1. Zero Esc

    Zero Esc Halforums Asshole Assessment Division

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    Trump is still upset about the last Smash Bros roster getting leaked.
     
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    @Li3n Upper Crust

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    DAMN YOU POE'S LAW... DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL...
     
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    HCGLNS Grumpier than most.

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    This press conference (though that now sounds like an oxymoron ) is brought to you by Trump Bronzer, now available at Walmart.


    =Munch munch munch=

    This all dressed chips are good.
     
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    Krisken Elite Forumite

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    Ahem, credit where due, Russ Feingold voted against it.
     
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  5. Denbrought

    Denbrought The Last Dancelord

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    I don't think Trump would pass a Turing test.

    --- Double Post Merged, Feb 16, 2017 ---
    Also, regarding the travel ban EO:

     
  6. Null

    Null Random Internet Nobody

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    "So, how about them Yankees, Donald?"

    "Okay first of all I was George Steinbrenner's best friend of all time despite never having met him in person. Secondly, I am the least racist person on the planet, I treat all you subhuman mongrel races better than you deserve. But let me tell you something, this winter proves that Global Warming is a Hoax because it snowed once and climate change believers can't explain that. I don't know my dear sweet sweet man lover Vladimir Putin and he doesn't tell me how to run the country when we spoon, that's fake news."
     
  7. Dave

    Dave I'm not that fucking old! Staff Member

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    Fucking whatever, man. That sounds nothing like Lord Dampnuts.


    There were 4 - FOUR!! - complete sentences in a row.
     
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    Dei Always shooting Terrik

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    Dave I'm not that fucking old! Staff Member

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    But he's the least racist person you'll ever meet. But all black people know each other, he won't rent to black people, black people are "lazy", a judge can't be trusted because he's Mexican, he has a black friend, and we need to ban all Muslims because they are terrorists.

    Perfectly reasonable considering the rest of the people around him.
     
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    Bubble181 The odd one out

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    Well, he might be the least racist person you'll ever meet in his entourage?
     
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    Dave I'm not that fucking old! Staff Member

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    That's what my last line meant.

    Oh and then there's this response from the CBC:

     
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    PatrThom Genuinely Curious

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    He's very busy.

    --Patrick
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    Yeah, I found myself unable to imitate his schizofragmentary way of speaking.
     
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    That press conference was so chaotic the only way it could be saved if donnie screamed out LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
     
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    He's even lost Fox News



    ...I can still win the impeachment thing from Feb 7 as "closest without going over" right?
     
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    Fucking Harward turned it down. The absolute madman.
     
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    Some people see a ship that's on fire and sinking, and go, "I think I'll pass on that sailing trip you offered."
     
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    "Do you believe that what you believe is more true than what you don't believe? If so, have we got a candidate for you. Trump, 2020."
     
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    phil I'm done with the internet for today.

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    I'm guessing only opinions of people who donate will be counted anyway.
     
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    This is fucking scary.

     
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    More information from AP: Trump weighs mobilizing Nat Guard for immigration roundups
     
  27. DarkAudit

    DarkAudit No, I don't want to see your pog collection.

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    The courts are going to have their hands full with what constitutes an "unlawful order."
     
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    Welcome to the new fascist America, folks.
     
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    Eriol One Of Us

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    Going back to the question about the CBC, setting aside the racism, donnie just explined that the reason nothing had been done on the matter is that they are not returning his phone calls.

    Let that sink in, regardless of its a lie or not he wants us to believe that when the GODDAMN PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED FUCKING STATES OF AMERICA calls, people let it go to voice mail.
     
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    This is an interesting thought about the denial. Its a bit "conspiracyesque" but I can't say it's too far-fetched.

     
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    Didn't he turn off the WH switchboard?

    Elsewhere, reports are that Propaganda Barbie (aka Kellyanne) wrote the National Guard memo.
     
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    Gruebeard King of Cheese

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    Weirdly, I don't see a problem with this.

    I guess I've already accepted thatour actual police forces (at least the larger ones) have militarized some of their people, like those SWAT teams and such, and the cops performing "raids" and protest busting patrol are decked out like soldiers already.

    And it actually seems reasonable to me to put these people to use doing more than spitshining their boots.

    Canada has use its military people as extra hands in internal matters at times, too, though not for anything so trivial as rounding up immigrants. We get them to shovel snow off Toronto's driveways.
     
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    I guess Rob Ford was hard to replace.
     
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    This will cause more problems than Trump, DHS, or most people in general realize between detainment spacing, court application, and cost; that's ignoring all the civil issues to bleed through those.