cheeto is making an announcement now.

But I can't get past the fact he crowdsourced a solution to the pandemic on Facebook.
 
CBS right now: "As you can see, the presidential podium is set up. But still no sign of the president or his staff."
 

figmentPez

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It's gonna be fun in October and November when literally everyone has forgotten about coronavirus and trump can brag how much better the markets have been doing lately (compared to now).
Unless COVID-19 responds to warm weather like the flu often does, and then starts spreading again in the fall.
 

figmentPez

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And he's still trying to downplay how serious this is, saying that he doubts we'll need all 1.5 million tests that will be made available....
 

figmentPez

Staff member
Reminder that Dolt45 continues to lie about the Obama administration mishandling Swine Flu/H1N1.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
Google had no idea that Dol45 was going to announce they were making a nationwide website for the public to get COVID-19 testing.

Trump Caught Google Off Guard With a Bogus Coronavirus Site Announcement
"President Donald Trump announced Friday that the US government’s coronavirus testing apparatus, which has lagged badly behind other developed nations, would soon get an assist from Google. The search and advertising giant will create a website, Trump said, that would help Americans figure out if they need a test for the virus, and if so where they can find one.

"The only problem: There is no nationwide site like the one Trump described. And Google had no idea the president was going to mention one."

Verily Life Sciences, which broke off from Google in 2015, though it is still a subsidiary of Alphabet, is working on a website for healthcare professionals in the Bay Area. It is not a website for individuals across the nation to get information or testing.
 
I'll bet that when Trump woke up this morning, he had no idea he was going to be announcing it, either.

--Patrick
 
The shitfaced cockmaster in chief has been tested for the virus. Result in a few days.

A few days? Bullshit.
 
We will never hear about a positive test for him until he is in the clear. Then it will be “Glorious Leader Trump Defeats China Virus” headlines all over Fox News forever
 
I guarantee his handlers blew a gasket when he mumbled the test results would be sevaral days.

Cause thats what the market needs to open to on Monday, uncertainty.
 
Also, there's a reason why they just quarantine people for 14 days and don't test unless they have symptoms (if they have a limited tests) or at the end of the period.

Until you're symptomatic, chances are it wouldn't show up on the test.

And i'm guessing the people that do test positive without symptoms are going to be mostly asymptomatic anyway.
 
Of course the real conclusion to be drawn from that is that the reason the markets went under is because of his lies and inaction on the pandemic.

Once he actually did something about it, no matter how small, everyone stopped panicking.
 
Of course the real conclusion to be drawn from that is that the reason the markets went under is because of his lies and inaction on the pandemic.

Once he actually did something about it, no matter how small, everyone stopped panicking.
And some people are now a whole lot richer.
 
Good luck ever finding out. Profiteering is immoral, though of course no one will ever face consequences.
 

Dave

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Unfortunately, profiteering is seen by those (who want to be) in power as "good business sense" and "shrewd" and they have no idea why you are complaining.

--Patrick
Dollars to donuts the Trump administration was going to sell the cure at a markup had they gotten what they wanted by bribing the Germans.
 
It's worse than that. When a vaccine is ready, no matter who invents it, it will be available to the world. What cheeto is trying to get is exclusive rights to manufacture it in the USA for sale to it's citizens.
 
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