figmentPez

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Double pardon! Because he's the best at being pardoned. See how innocent he is, being pardoned twice.
 
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he'd pardon himself first.
Nope, cannot-

"The power to pardon is one of the least limited powers granted to the President in the Constitution. The only limits mentioned in the Constitution are that pardons are limited to offenses against the United States (i.e., not civil or state cases), and that they cannot affect an impeachment process. "
 
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My favorite part was when Trump went in for his leg slap and the president of Finland hand waved him to not do that.
 

figmentPez

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Nope, cannot-

"The power to pardon is one of the least limited powers granted to the President in the Constitution. The only limits mentioned in the Constitution are that pardons are limited to offenses against the United States (i.e., not civil or state cases), and that they cannot affect an impeachment process. "
Didn't you hear? This isn't an impeachment, it's a coup. The constitution doesn't way anything about the President not being able to pardon himself in the event of a coup.
 

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Republicans think they're Robin Hood, or some other heroes in an action movie. When they break the law it's because they're helping poor persecuted christians. While the "evil" Democrats are the Sheriff of Nottingham, bleeding people dry with taxes to pay for the rich government to waste it on inefficiency and corruption.
 
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After asking China to investigate Warren and Biden, cheeto promised to remain silent on Hong Kong for better trade.
 
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Yeah, just another example of how the press treated cheeto with kid gloves.

Or are we just going to ignore the porn on his desk of his ex wife.
 
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Well it's hockey season, why not go for the hat trick? He's knifed Romney and Perry today, what's one more?
 
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Ugg, I hate agreeing with Colin Powell, since I feel he was one of the people that got us into this mess, but he ain't wrong here.

 
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