Former President Trump Thread

[chris]

Did he just called in just like that? Isn't there a protocol for that? Did the White House PR Team know about this?

 

[Bubble181]

His refusal to utter the word "no" pretty much makes him sound like "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" Clinton.

 

[DarkAudit]

Did he just called in just like that? Isn't there a protocol for that? Did the White House PR Team know about this?

John Miller and John Barron signed off on this.

 

[HCGLNS]

Along the Canadian US border, areas of aircraft flight control overlap. So CATCA the Canadian union of air traffic controllers bought dinner/lunch for all their counterparts yesterday.

 

[Gruebeard]

We will make Mexico pay for the Wall.

We will make Canada pay for Lunch.

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[HCGLNS]

Warren is part Cherokee, Pocahontas was Powhatan and Wounded Knee was a massacre of Lacotas.

 

[Tress]

Warren is part Cherokee, Pocahontas was Powhatan and Wounded Knee was a massacre of Lacotas.

You think he's capable of understanding those differences? I'm just impressed he didn't compare her to Speedy Gonzales or the crows from Dumbo.

 

[HCGLNS]

You think he's capable of understanding those differences? I'm just impressed he didn't compare her to Speedy Gonzales or the crows from Dumbo.

I am sure he does! Just as I am sure he knows the difference between Tennessee and Louisiana.!

 

[Hailey Knight]

I predict nothing will be accomplished concerning the shutdown today aside from Trump viewing the shutdown as an accomplishment.

 

[Dei]

I think I blame Turtleman more than Trump, for reasons already stated. But holy shit is Trump becoming more and more unhinged on Twitter.

 

[PatrThom]

Trump becoming more and more unhinged on Twitter.

That’s what’ll happen when you leave him to his own (*ahem*) devices.

—Patrick

 

[HCGLNS]

Check out @NBCNews’s Tweet:


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh fuck I'm laughing harder than Cartman at David Nelson.

 

[AshburnerX]

Okay, -that- is the DUMBEST thing I've ever seen. He's never going to live THAT down.

People will forget all the horrible shit he's ever done some day... but catering a white house dinner with TAKE-OUT? Holy shit.

 

[Hailey Knight]

I think this is what a lot of his voters envision as being rich: having McDonald's on expensive dishware.

 

[PatrThom]

And literally being able to buy more McDonald’s than you and your crew can eat in one sitting.

—Patrick

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[Celt Z]

Hey, that says "fence". Rich people have walls, plebes have fences.

 

[Krisken]

Jesus Christ, I’m glad he spent $100 for that shitty spread. Way to splurge, fuckhead.

 

[ScytheRexx]

I honestly always wondered why he loves McDonald's so much.

Then it hit me.

mcDONALDS.

It has part of his name, thus it must be good.

 

[PatrThom]

I honestly always wondered why he loves McDonald's so much.

Then it hit me.

mcDONALDS.

It has part of his name, thus it must be good.

Yellow + Red = ORANGE GOLDEN

--Patrick

 

[Hailey Knight]

 

[DarkAudit]

...Against all enemies, foreign AND DOMESTIC.

It's not a coup, it's upholding your oath.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Joke #1:
Every SNL writer just quit because they can't top "Trump serves fast foot banquet."

Joke #2:
Trump's idea of fine dining is hamberders & covfefe.

 

[Hailey Knight]

Mmmmm ... my crystal ball shows me that nothing will be accomplished regarding the shutdown today.

And my secondary, smaller, redundant crystal ball shows that my prediction is accurate!

 

[HCGLNS]

Not with all those left over burgers to eat.


And the AG Senate shouting contest.

 

[Hailey Knight]

the AG Senate shouting contest.

You mean the formality before Republicans confirm Barr no matter what he says.

 

[HCGLNS]

Hold the phone, you can't get a pinky finger into the White House without being vetted out the ying-yang.

So that precludes him getting a caterer to fill the job on short notice.

Which leads to two rather embarrassing conclusions;

his own DC restaurant is not vetted to serve the White House

and McDonalds is vetted to serve the White House.

 

[Celt Z]

McDonalds is vetted to serve the White House.

Hasn't that been the case since the Clinton years?

 

[HCGLNS]

Hasn't that been the case since the Clinton years?

Bazingoo!

 

[chris]

Hold the phone, you can't get a pinky finger into the White House without being vetted out the ying-yang.

So that precludes him getting a caterer to fill the job on short notice.

Which leads to two rather embarrassing conclusions;

his own DC restaurant is not vetted to serve the White House

and McDonalds is vetted to serve the White House.

Not only Mcdonalds. Burgerking, Wendy's and Dominos too.

 

[Gruebeard]

Not only Mcdonalds. Berderking, Wendy's and Dominos too.

Oh man, you missed a golden opportunity. FTFY.

 

[Tress]

Not only Mcdonalds. Burger King, Wendy's and Dominos too.

Gah! He served them Dominos? What a fucking monster.

 

[GasBandit]

When I actually ate pizza, I preferred Dominos....

 

[Tinwhistler]

of course..it's so obvious now.