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Just texting with my brother yesterday while I was sketching. Probably subliminal, but here's a transcript preserved for posterity...
Me:
Hulk bored with story. Make jerk off motion with hand.
Doesn't work if you say it out loud hulk
Brother: Best Hulk ever
Me:
HULK FLATTERED
Ah and who could forget that horrifying origin story!
Brother: Does your wife not love you?
Me:
"Alright Bruce. Keep calm and no one will notice"
"I-is he using the gamma bomb to heat up a frozen burrito?"
Brother: Haha
Me: DING booooom
Brother: Nice.
Me:
Dr Banner what does this part do? That's a hypersonic regulator. It insures proper gamma missile altitude. And this part? That's a bitchin' bong. It ensures proper altitude of the resident scientists.
*plays Inna Gadda Davida for 16th straight hour*
HULK SMASHED
(I drew a picture of this one, too, but did not snap it.)
For the record, those last two are redrawn from the actual origin story, to give context. Please don't judge the art too harshly. I think this was max 30s-1min per sketch.
Me:
Hulk bored with story. Make jerk off motion with hand.
Doesn't work if you say it out loud hulk
Brother: Best Hulk ever
Me:
HULK FLATTERED
Ah and who could forget that horrifying origin story!
Brother: Does your wife not love you?
Me:
"Alright Bruce. Keep calm and no one will notice"
"I-is he using the gamma bomb to heat up a frozen burrito?"
Brother: Haha
Me: DING booooom
Brother: Nice.
Me:
Dr Banner what does this part do? That's a hypersonic regulator. It insures proper gamma missile altitude. And this part? That's a bitchin' bong. It ensures proper altitude of the resident scientists.
*plays Inna Gadda Davida for 16th straight hour*
HULK SMASHED
(I drew a picture of this one, too, but did not snap it.)
For the record, those last two are redrawn from the actual origin story, to give context. Please don't judge the art too harshly. I think this was max 30s-1min per sketch.