The Crimson Claw Wants You!

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Have your likeness appear in Supervillainous as a new recruit of the charismatic Crimson Claw! You may very well make a tremendously short cameo in the current storyline, and receive all the same benefits of a non-union henchman - none!

Note: Employment in the services of the Crimson Claw is fraught with adventure, glory, and peril! Your hunching experience may differ from those of your new coworkers, particularly as you're essentially disposable cannon fodder. But you get the awesome uniform and a laser blaster! Those surviving past the first eight months will receive jetpack training!

To sign up for this "elite" corps, simply post a clear picture of yourself, either photographic or an artist's rendition, and you may very well be selected to be part of the team.

Legal Stuff: There is no monetary prize or compensation for this. By submitting your picture, you are granting the creator of Supervillainous the rights to feature your likeness in one strip of the comic. If that strip should be featured in future collections or printings, no compensation will be paid.
 

North_Ranger

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Hmmm... Gotta take a picture of my current mug. I even got me a nice forehead scar now, too. It looks like a cat's eye :D
 
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I think I'd make a unique addition to your team, for the brief time I might remain alive around all those traps.



Without gaining their permission, I hereby give you permission to recruit the several halforumites that attended the michigan get-together:



(I think that's @BErt @DarkAudit @PatrThom @Enresshou and @stienman - perhaps even in that order)

You can find other pictures of me here and here. I might need a bigger office than normal just for "bring your child to work day" as well as adequate bike parking.


Also if I have a choice I probably won't be joining the henchmen union.[DOUBLEPOST=1376661601,1376661150][/DOUBLEPOST]You may recruit my children as well, they are trying to save up money for their own space shuttle. We plan to claim the moon (we aren't bound by the space treaty) for ourselves.
 
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(I think that's @BErt @DarkAudit @PatrThom @Enresshou and @stienman - perhaps even in that order)
From left to right, the guy who idolizes Meat and wants to be like him, the engineer/technician (think Danny from Nukees), the guy who is nice enough but has something secret going on in his basement (think Judge Reinhold from Beverly Hills Cop II), the new-guy-first-day-on-the-job-being-a-henchman-it's-so-cool!, and the middle manager guy who also happens to be in charge of the cafeteria and runs it like a dictatorship.

My name is PatrThom and I approve this message.

--Patrick
 
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Me and my niece at the Hands On Children's Museum. (obviously I am the one on the right)
 
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I work cheap: 3 meals a day, and the promise that it won't take more than 10 seconds for me to die.
 

North_Ranger

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Man, we're gonna be one nerdy-looking bunch of henchmen :D I wonder if we should start a betting pool on who dies first and how...
 
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My picture is MindDetective with a darker shade of beard. Or Hylian, hairless. Or half of the rest of this forum, really. The bald bearded guy obviously has to become a staple of your comic, as the local Red Shirt :p
 
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Yep. I'm obviously getting the likenesses right, because you guys are finding them all! Well...there are two more in panel three.
 
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