Have your likeness appear in Supervillainous as a new recruit of the charismatic Crimson Claw! You may very well make a tremendously short cameo in the current storyline, and receive all the same benefits of a non-union henchman - none!
Note: Employment in the services of the Crimson Claw is fraught with adventure, glory, and peril! Your hunching experience may differ from those of your new coworkers, particularly as you're essentially disposable cannon fodder. But you get the awesome uniform and a laser blaster! Those surviving past the first eight months will receive jetpack training!
To sign up for this "elite" corps, simply post a clear picture of yourself, either photographic or an artist's rendition, and you may very well be selected to be part of the team.
Legal Stuff: There is no monetary prize or compensation for this. By submitting your picture, you are granting the creator of Supervillainous the rights to feature your likeness in one strip of the comic. If that strip should be featured in future collections or printings, no compensation will be paid.