[Thread Game] Terrible Video Game Descriptions (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS)

Drink pink drink to forget everything I must remember, then delve into the dark and scary earth beneath a castle to kill the man who saved you.
 
People give up on mine, or just missing it?
You can save your teacher from being eaten, but she'll still give you an "F".
 
An Interpol officer, a yoga master, a sumo wrestler, a boxer, and a few other people decide to beat each other up.
 
I got in a fight with a schoolyard bully, and he ended up knocking me down and giving me a nasty cut on my face. But later on I ended up stealing his girlfriend, so there's that.
 
I got in a fight with a schoolyard bully, and he ended up knocking me down and giving me a nasty cut on my face. But later on I ended up stealing his girlfriend, so there's that.
Are you also instructed by a smoking hot teacher that looks to be the same age as you?
 
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