[Thread Game] Terrible Video Game Descriptions (MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS)

[Officer_Charon]

Unfinished plot lines, nihilism, and giant customized robots.

Front Mission?

 

[Null]

Front Mission?

Very close. Armored Core.

 

[Cheesy1]

Emo teens help Haley Joel Osment and his anthropomorphic sidekicks relive popular intellectual property.

 

[Null]

Emo teens help Haley Joel Osment and his anthropomorphic sidekicks relive popular intellectual property.

Kingdom Hearts

 

[Gruebeard]

So, we're 18 pages into this thread game. Has anybody done the thing yet, and clearly described Duke Nukem Forever?

 

[GasBandit]

So, we're 18 pages into this thread game. Has anybody done the thing yet, and clearly described Duke Nukem Forever?

Super Turbo Titty Puncher 3!

 

[bhamv3]

You have angered the grandmas. Pray you do not anger them further.

 

[PatrThom]

You have angered the grandmas. Pray you do not anger them further.

--Patrick

 

[BananaHands]

Dude turned your brothers into dicks, now you have to kill them and take their essence.

 

[Null]

Dude turned your brothers into dicks, now you have to kill them and take their essence.

Soul Reaver

 

[GasBandit]

Dude turned your brothers into dicks, now you have to kill them and take their essence.

Mega Man.

 

[BananaHands]

Soul Reaver

Mega Man.

It was Mega Man! Never played Soul Reaver.

Next One:

Plot of "They Live" starring a beloved American family.

 

[GasBandit]

It was Mega Man! Never played Soul Reaver.

Next One:

Plot of "They Live" starring a beloved American family.

We Happy Few?

 

[BananaHands]

We Happy Few?

Nope!

 

[PatrThom]

Plot of "They Live" starring a beloved American family.

Bart vs. The Space Mutants

--Patrick

 

[General Specific]

Plot of "They Live" starring a beloved American family.

There was a Simpsons game like that, wasn't there? Bart vs Space Aliens or something?

Edit: dang, took too long thinking about it.

 

[BananaHands]

Bart vs. The Space Mutants

--Patrick

There was a Simpsons game like that, wasn't there? Bart vs Space Aliens or something?

Edit: dang, took too long thinking about it.

DingDingDingDing!

Next one: Two best friends stop a witch from getting hot.

 

[mikerc]

DingDingDingDing!

Next one: Two best friends stop a witch from getting hot.

Banjo Kazooie

 

[Eriol]

You have angered the grandmas. Pray you do not anger them further.

Cookie Clicker?

 

[General Specific]

Cookie Clicker?

I was going to say that one mission in Fallout: New Vegas where you exit and a gang of old ladies attacks you.

 

[BErt]

I had never even heard of cookie clicker, but that has to be it. I was gonna guess Paperboy :/

 

[mikerc]

Bring your murder victim back to life, overthrow them & then restore them to their position.

 

[GasBandit]

Bring your murder victim back to life, overthrow them & then restore them to their position.

Overlord?

 

[mikerc]

Overlord?

Nope.

 

[BananaHands]

Bring your murder victim back to life, overthrow them & then restore them to their position.

Portal II?

Mine: Dude is sad and fucks literally everything up until the end where he saves the planet.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Portal II?

Mine: Dude is sad and fucks literally everything up until the end where he saves the planet.

God of War?

 

[PatrThom]

Mine: Dude is sad and fucks literally everything up until the end where he saves the planet.

Hatred?

--Patrick

 

[BananaHands]

God of War?

Hatred?

--Patrick

Should have been more specific. There are terrorists involved.

 

[Ravenpoe]

Should have been more specific. There are terrorists involved.

Deus Ex?

 

[BananaHands]

Deus Ex?

Nope!

 

[bhamv3]

Final Fantasy 7?

 

[Ravenpoe]

Final Fantasy 7?

Oh oh, no, FF8!

 

[BananaHands]

Final Fantasy 7?

Oh oh, no, FF8!

Honestly, both work. Squall does much less fucking up than Cloud though.[DOUBLEPOST=1480392569,1480392476][/DOUBLEPOST]Next one.

You go to hell in a cute lil' green jumpsuit.

 

[mikerc]

Honestly, both work. Squall does much less fucking up than Cloud though.[DOUBLEPOST=1480392569,1480392476][/DOUBLEPOST]Next one.

You go to hell in a cute lil' green jumpsuit.

Doom?

 

[PatrThom]

Luigi's Mansion?

--Patrick