Not having sex until your wedding night -

[SpecialKO]

kill it, eat it

You mean....make steak?

 

[makare]

no, tartare

 

[SpecialKO]

Well, at least we won't have any arguments about how to cook it.

EDIT: is probably more appropriate.

 

[Dave]

Not all of us sample from both sides of the buffet, though.

 

[North_Ranger]

What do steak, crapping and premarital sex have in common?

 

[Silver Jelly]

They are not styles of pizza?

 

[makare]

Not all of us sample from both sides of the buffet, though.

I think you just eat iceberg salad.

 

[Silver Jelly]

The TIP of the Iceberg??

(sorry, I'm so bored...)

 

[makare]

It's ok his wife drags him out for fancier fare every once in a while.