[Movies] MCU: Phase 3

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Avengers: Hi Auntie!
Avengers: Fortunately the Christmas cover was twins.
Avengers: My name's Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
Avengers: Before we get started, does anyone want to get out?
Avengers: There was an idea called the Avengers Initiative. The idea was to bring together a group of remarkable people, to see if they could become something more. See if they could work together when we needed them to to fight the battles we never could
Avengers: No, you move
Avengers: (Immigrant Song starts playing)

Avengers: I could do this all day
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Avengers: Thought We Wouldn’t Notice, But We Did
Avengers: A Brain Full of Cats
Avengers: Huge Bag of Weed
Avengers: Burdened With Glorious Purpose
Avengers: I Thought You Were Dead
Avengers: You Have Made Me Very Desparate
Avengers: Gentlemen! You’re up!
Avengers: The Last Cameo



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Avengers: It's Clobberin' Time!
Avengers: Oh My Stars and Garters!
Avengers: Engines to Power, Turbines to Speed!
Avengers: Shine on You Crazy Diamond!
Avengers: Silly Rabbit, Trix are for Kids!
Avengers: SPOON!


Avengers: Until the Avengers start stealing catch phrases from other groups, Make Mine Marvel!
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Wait, wait, wait. I got it. I got it.

They said it was already a line in another film, right?

I give you- Avengers 4:
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I can't wait for them to announce the actual movie title so this stops.
You know at this point, I don't even want them to announce the name. I want to show up opening day and have them reveal the name in a post-credits scene.
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Avengers: Yes, Drax, I got a penis
Avengers: And it's not half bad
Avengers: You people have issues
Avengers: No, that's the button that will kill everyone!
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Avengers 4: I'm too late to this party for any funny ones I can think of :(
Avengers 4: Revenge won’t make the pain go away
Avengers 4: Death’s not that bad
Avengers 4: Three minutes of playtime!
Avengers 4: A creepy old man cut my hair off
Avengers 4: Harvested from the Reapers’ adrenal glands
Avengers 4: Sorry all out of mercy
Avengers 4: What happens when lightning hits a toad?
Avengers 4: See Bubble it’s not so hard

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From Deadline:
Marvel Studios is fast-tracking Shang-Chi to be its first superhero movie tentpole franchise with an Asian protagonist. The studio has set Chinese-American scribe Dave Callaham to write the screenplay, and Deadline hears Marvel is already looking at a number of Asian and Asian-American directors...