[MLB] 2023 Major League Baseball Season (MLB Thread)

DarkAudit · Jun 2, 2015

Charlie Don't Surf said:
what do those words mean?

I think it means he wants balance restored to the universe by putting the teams back in the leagues where they belong.

jwhouk · Jun 2, 2015

IOW Brewers back in the AL, Astros back in the NL.

Charlie Don't Surf · Jun 2, 2015

lmfao, the brewers would get eaten alive in the AL

DarkAudit · Jun 2, 2015

Charlie Don't Surf said:
lmfao, the brewers would get eaten alive in the AL

Again, working as intended.

DarkAudit · Jun 12, 2015

drifter · Jun 16, 2015

Cards being investigated by FBI for hacking into Astro's database. Dafuq?

Also, holy shit the Astro's are in first place in their division?!

Gared · Jun 18, 2015

Yeah, the Houston Firstros doesn't really have the same ring to it, but it's hard to deny that they've been doing pretty well this year. Don't have a whole lot of competition. Seriously though, how the fuck do you go out and hire Cano, Cruz, and Trumbo, only to have Cano fade away and Cruz and Trumbo combine for 32 strikeouts and 0 extra base hits in the month of June? Hell, for that matter, how the hell do you have three straight batters strike out looking in one inning? These guys aren't even fucking trying anymore.

Covar · Jun 21, 2015

drifter said:
Cards being investigated by FBI for hacking into Astro's database. Dafuq?

Also, holy shit the Astro's are in first place in their division?!

ESPN actually has a really good article explaining what kind of day the Astros would keep, and why it would be extremely valuable to other teams.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/13106874/why-houston-astros-database-worth-hacking

DarkAudit · Jun 21, 2015

So this happened yesterday in DC...

:rofl:

DarkAudit · Jul 9, 2015

What kind of bizarro world are we living in this season? Yankees are at Boston this weekend, and BOTH Fox and ESPN go with... Cards at Pirates?

Celt Z · Jul 9, 2015

Sadly, they've made the right decision.

DarkAudit · Jul 9, 2015

For once in years someone actually looked at the standings when making the TV schedule.

jwhouk · Jul 9, 2015

DarkAudit said:
So this happened yesterday in DC...

DarkAudit · Jul 9, 2015

Where ya been? That was weeks ago. Not my fault the vine came down since then.

(It was Tabata maybe kinda sorta leaning into that pitch from Sherzer.)

DarkAudit · Jul 12, 2015

So this happened...
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/70087564/v253436583

Suck it, umps!

@Dave, why can't we directly link MLB videos?

jwhouk · Jul 12, 2015

Meh. He's probably juicing.

DarkAudit · Jul 12, 2015

jwhouk said:
Meh. He's probably juicing.

That was a bit uncalled for.

Dave · Jul 12, 2015

DarkAudit said:
So this happened...
http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/70087564/v253436583

Suck it, umps!

@Dave, why can't we directly link MLB videos?

Because the code hasn't been released as far as I know. I can take a look at it, though.

DarkAudit · Jul 12, 2015

Dave said:
Because the code hasn't been released as far as I know. I can take a look at it, though.

mlb's site has links for posting videos, but xenforo isn't allowing it yet. Same for tumblr.

Dave · Jul 12, 2015

DarkAudit said:
mlb's site has links for posting videos, but xenforo isn't allowing it yet. Same for tumblr.

XenForo just doesn't have the BBCode for it yet. I went to xenforo.com and looked but NONE of the BBCode packs have anything from MLB, so I requested one.

DarkAudit · Jul 13, 2015

Pirates take 3 of 4 from the Cards, and Satan's messengers on Earth react in predictable fashion:
https://twitter.com/bestfansstlouis

DarkAudit · Jul 20, 2015

FUCK MILWAUKEE. :mad:

jwhouk · Jul 20, 2015

Sorry, can't hear you down here in the basement.

DarkAudit · Aug 8, 2015

Brewers gonna Brewer.

Cardinals gonna Cardinal.

Ffffffffuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkkk.

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jwhouk · Aug 8, 2015

Can we both agree that a wrecking ball can't come to 1060 West Addison fast enough?

DarkAudit · Aug 8, 2015

Dressed like a goat, a black cat, and Steve Bartman. And goes through Leon Durham's legs.

Gruebeard · Aug 8, 2015

I have found myself jumping back on the Blue Jays bandwagon. They picked up some talent before the trade deadline, and now they're kicking ass. I have watched them hit two grand slams this week, including today against them Damn Yankees.

sixpackshaker · Aug 8, 2015

jwhouk said:
Can we both agree that a wrecking ball can't come to 1060 West Addison fast enough?

Isn't that Jake Blues home address?

redthirtyone · Aug 8, 2015

jwhouk said:
Can we both agree that a wrecking ball can't come to 1060 West Addison fast enough?

...the hell is wrong with you people?!

jwhouk · Aug 9, 2015

I'm from Wisconsin. DA's proximity is to the Three Rivers area. We both have hatred for the Northsiders and the "So-Called Best Fans In the World" who play in the shadow of the Arch.

redthirtyone · Aug 9, 2015

Yeah? And I'm a Reds fan. I just don't see the hatred for a team that hasn't won a championship in 107 years. It's more pity, really, at this point Hate should be reserved for teams that actually win things like the aforementioned Cards, Yankees & Giants.

Tress · Aug 9, 2015

I never thought I'd see the day when my Giants were listed as members of the evil empire. I love it. :cool:

redthirtyone · Aug 9, 2015

Meh, I could've gone with the Red Sox as my third, but their decades of futility before this latest run kept them out

DarkAudit · Aug 9, 2015

redthirtyone said:
Meh, I could've gone with the Red Sox as my third, but their decades of futility before this latest run kept them out

When Fox will insist on keeping the Sawx as their prime Saturday games, no matter how deep into last place they are, they're in the top tier of evil. When ESPN talking heads lend support to changing the rules of the game for the sole benefit of the last-place Sawx, they're in the top tier of evil.

drifter · Aug 9, 2015