I'll never look at a Ken doll in the same way again...

[drifter]

...actually, I never look at Ken dolls anyway. aranoid:
Still, this story is simultaneously hilarious and incredibly cringe-inducing.

The Winner (Loser?) Of The Absolute Worst Masturbation Story

Spoiler may actually be even better after reading the article.

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[makare]

oh man that is hilarious.

 

[Philosopher B.]

 

[North_Ranger]

Yikes.

 

[Shegokigo]

Yeah... no. :humph:

 

[Troll]

O.O

 

[FnordBear]

Well that's what Ken gets for having no "stick shift".

 

[@Li3n]

What, we all knew women can't use pliers...

 

[Chazwozel]

 

[Silver Jelly]

O_O

 

[Baerdog]

:eyebrows:

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Though, this does remind me of a time years ago, when a friend found a video. It started with a close up of a gal's hoo-hah...and then a football popped out.

 

[figmentPez]

Yeah... no. :humph:

Bratz dolls more your style? Or, maybe, Skeletor?

 

[Disconnected]

i'm actually surprised that it was 'just a ken doll head'. there have been far stranger things up on in there, admittedly i don't know many items reported stuck up there that the parents pulled out.

 

[@Li3n]

Yeah... no. :humph:

Bratz dolls more your style? Or, maybe, Skeletor?[/QUOTE]

Evil-Lyn more like it...

 

[twitchmoss]

:wtf:

 

[Chibibar]

Though, this does remind me of a time years ago, when a friend found a video. It started with a close up of a gal's hoo-hah...and then a football popped out.

regular size football???? or the mini one?

either way

 

[Officer_Charon]

Though, this does remind me of a time years ago, when a friend found a video. It started with a close up of a gal's hoo-hah...and then a football popped out.

regular size football???? or the mini one?

either way [/QUOTE]

I feel bad for knowing this: it was one of those Nerf footballs... there's probably a .gif lurking somewhere in the interwebs of it.

 

[Telephius]

Though, this does remind me of a time years ago, when a friend found a video. It started with a close up of a gal's hoo-hah...and then a football popped out.

That means somone must have gotten three points for getting it between the uprights. Or a bonus extra point if they got to touchdown there first.

 

[Shegokigo]

Yeah... no. :humph:

Bratz dolls more your style? Or, maybe, Skeletor?[/QUOTE]

 

[Telephius]

Though, this does remind me of a time years ago, when a friend found a video. It started with a close up of a gal's hoo-hah...and then a football popped out.

regular size football???? or the mini one?

either way [/QUOTE]

I feel bad for knowing this: it was one of those Nerf footballs... there's probably a .gif lurking somewhere in the interwebs of it.[/QUOTE]

I think GasBandit has the .gif of the guy who inserted his entire HEAD in there. All the way down to the neck.[/QUOTE]

There was a .gif a troll kept on posting on MMO-chamion's forums a year back that had I think a guy sitting, envolping a glass jar with his rear end. Suffice to say a glass jar can not repel muscle constriction of that magnitude and I was privy to a view of a male period when all i wanted to do was read about pixel dragons.

 

[Officer_Charon]

I think GasBandit has the .gif of the guy who inserted his entire HEAD in there. All the way down to the neck.

That one was found out to be faked, I believe...

 

[Troll]

I believe it was also called "1 Guy 1 Jar", or something like that. I never saw it, but people at a party were talking about it because they had just discovered 2 girls 1 cup and similar clips.