HELP HELP! THERE'S A SQUID IN MY VAGINA

[Philosopher B.]

I'm freakin' out here, man.

C'mon peeps. ADVISE ME.

WHAT SHOULD I DO?! :O

 

[Wahad]

Like any foreign organisms getting in vaginas, expel as quickly as possible.

 

[Dave]

Antibiotics.

 

[Philosopher B.]

Antibiotics.

Where am I going to get antibiotics in the middle of the wilderness!

Don't be silly, Dave. >:-(

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Kill it with fire!

 

[HCGLNS]

Multi-task! Eat sushisnatch.

 

[Dave]

Where am I going to get antibiotics in the middle of the wilderness!

Don't be silly, Dave. >:-(

Yet you found a giant vagina and squid.

 

[Philosopher B.]

Multi-task! Eat sushisnatch.

Hmmm. I do like to eat out!

Yet you found a giant vagina and squid.

Doesn't count! It's a wild vagina. I orginally found it overgrown.

 

[General Specific]

Count yourself lucky, I can't even find a regular-sized vagina to explore...

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Sounds like my prom night.

 

[Philosopher B.]

I hope you bloodthirsty goons are happy!

I will now be dying some wool black in honor of Mr. Squidpants (I know, I shouldn't have named it!).
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Man, this was just like that time there was a zombie in my vagina:

I left it alone that time, though (it got better!).

 

[drifter]

And lo did Minecraft get huge numbers in sales from Japan.

 

[sixpackshaker]

The Japanese have been getting rich from porn relating to squids for centuries...

 

[North_Ranger]

You've been hanging out with Emrys, haven't you?