Gotta love my local Rep. "Can't even lie to the FBI without going to jail." He actually said it out loud.


If you're a Republican, you can't even lie to Congress or lie to an FBI agent or they're coming after you..
This guy represents TX 1st District, which includes my county/town.

And yes, this is the same dumbass that suggested that the US Forest Service look into shifting the moon or Earth's orbit to fight global warming.

 
My rep is pretty cool. He’s actually ideologically pretty similar to The Squad™ but since he’s a straight middle aged white man the conservative media can’t use him for fearmongering
 
Mom is in Gohmert's district. While he's the dumbest hammer the the box, his office has helped my mother get her Social Security checks straightened out twice.
 
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