Dear kinect,
I was actually kinda impressed with you the other day. Things were a little wonky every so often and, I'll admit, being in the middle of a store I probably wasn't as willing to flail around like an ass as I would be if I was at home but you certainly showed some promise. I didn't get to try them out but apparently the voice commands you tout are actually pretty neat, if a bit limited at the moment. I'll make you a deal, drop your asinine price a bit (a lot, I've heard rumors that it only cost microsoft $56 to manufacture one of you, not counting other costs) and support some decent games instead of wii clones ( I don't need another version of wii sports, I already have that and sports champions for playstation move, which better start picking up its slack as well), stop ignoring your older brother the controller since it's been shown that you both can be used in tandem, then we'll talk.
Sincerely,
Far
I was actually kinda impressed with you the other day. Things were a little wonky every so often and, I'll admit, being in the middle of a store I probably wasn't as willing to flail around like an ass as I would be if I was at home but you certainly showed some promise. I didn't get to try them out but apparently the voice commands you tout are actually pretty neat, if a bit limited at the moment. I'll make you a deal, drop your asinine price a bit (a lot, I've heard rumors that it only cost microsoft $56 to manufacture one of you, not counting other costs) and support some decent games instead of wii clones ( I don't need another version of wii sports, I already have that and sports champions for playstation move, which better start picking up its slack as well), stop ignoring your older brother the controller since it's been shown that you both can be used in tandem, then we'll talk.
Sincerely,
Far