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  1. Doomweasel minion

    :3

    That guy's a light weight. That whole top shelf should be empty by now.
  2. Doomweasel minion

    Coronavirus Thread

    You're harvesting KIDS?! I like this one.
  3. Doomweasel minion

    Wanna do some 2021 Happy Dookmas stuff?

    Human souls are too gristly. We prefer tasty chicken snacks. And cash.
  4. Doomweasel minion

    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    You best not be. We're watching you!
  5. Doomweasel minion

    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    :notes:I'm makin' a list, checkin' it twice. Gonna find out who gets headless mice. Doomweasels are comin' to town!:notes:
  6. Doomweasel minion

    [Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

    We have no clue what you're talking about! Those aren't doomweasel paw prints! The cats are framing us!
  7. Doomweasel minion

    I've had 4 hours of sleep, so AMA.

    Oh, I can answer this! A squeexplode goes all over the walls and ceiling and we have to use the squeegee to clean up. A squeesplort is where she melts and it gets into the carpet and we need the sponge mop and carpet cleaner. We like squeesplorts because we can pretend the cleaner is a zambonie...
  8. Doomweasel minion

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    What the dook! I'm not cleaning up this mess! @GasBandit, you're not my real daddy!
  9. Doomweasel minion

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    Yep, but I'm not cleaning up the mess.
  10. Doomweasel minion

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    Yep, just in time.
  11. Doomweasel minion

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    Yep, clocked out 5 minutes ago and going to get a bowl of soupies. Thanks for the warning.
  12. Doomweasel minion

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    I'll let you borrow my squeegee.
  13. Doomweasel minion

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    Oh, for the love of! Screw this. It's too early in the morning for cleaning. I'm going back to bed.
  14. Doomweasel minion

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    The first-line warning system is working perfectly, O My Queen.
  15. Doomweasel minion

    Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

    Bone broth is delicious and makes the floor perfect for sliding.
  16. Doomweasel minion

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    What's going on in here? Jibbers Crabst, I just cleaned this carpet yesterday! @GasBandit, you're dead!
  17. Doomweasel minion

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    It's all over the walls!
  18. Doomweasel minion

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    Needs mustard.
  19. Doomweasel minion

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    Excuse me?
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