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    [Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

    Speaking of first world problems: We just planned our first vacation in a couple of years, and now I have to find someone to take care of a 100 pound dog who adores the four of us and doesn't like anyone else. Thanks to quarantine he's not used to other people at all, to the extent that I have...
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    [Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

    There is little as frustrating to me as when I have the germ of a joke in my head but I just can't tease it out to make it work.
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    What are you playing?

    Fallout 4 is great fun, but I basically skipped all of the settlement stuff that I could.
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    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    One of my biggest regrets is replacing the basement flooring in my last house without painting a Winchester Brothers demon circle underneath first.
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    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    I love whoever did this. I will absolutely justify the purchase of a fake skeleton to install under the new deck when I put it in next year.
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    Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

    Heh. I forgot about that. Replaced the garage doors and brought in all new appliances when we moved in. :awesome:
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    Whine like a baby, now with 500% more drama!

    So, we bought this house almost three years ago knowing it needed work. That said, since then: Had to paint all rooms including basement All new flooring including basement Lights installed in every room All new toilets All new sinks All new faucets Replaced every doorknob and hinge Replaced...
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    Coronavirus Thread

    I wish I had captured it, but some comedian posted this with "The one shot they won't take...".
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    [Movies] Talk about the last movie you saw 2: Electric Threadaloo

    Malignant - Who cares about the plot holes? I don't remember being that excited for a third act in a horror movie in years. Like, literally sitting with my jaw dropped for ten minutes straight. Color Out of Space - Speaking of Nic Cage, holy cow. Great horror movie. Beautiful to look at, except...
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    [Movies] The Upcoming Movies Trailer Thread

    I like a lot of musicals, but I've never liked West Side Story, and I don't know why.
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    [Brazelton] Norm Macdonald

    Norm was always interesting to watch because he genuinely seemed to be telling the jokes for himself, and if no one else got it he was pretty comfortable with that.
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    [Movies] Talk about the last movie you saw 2: Electric Threadaloo

    We broke out and saw Free Guy. It was hilarious.
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    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    I may be imagining this, but because my wife has no immune system I continue wearing masks, and I swear I keep seeing these guys give me a look like they want to say something but they're not because I don't look like someone who can be intimidated easily.
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    Minor victory thread

    After literal years of just taking up space, being on sabbatical means I'm finally transferring my old computer hard drive files and then storing them in a tiny case, as opposed to the cases that Dell or Gateway originally sent that are approximately the size of a Buick.
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    Coronavirus Thread

    Jesus, the dates on that one are mind blowing. Nine days from #IDONOTCONSENT to R.I.P. Hard to believe. (Not saying I doubt the veracity, just...good lord.)
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    Coronavirus Thread

    You can poke around for one, but I'm pretty sure they are all used up. You'd do just as well to just give it a stab in the dark.
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    The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.

    I've noticed that big bouncing breasts can lead to my thing being in trouble as well. Do go on.
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    [Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

    I mean, it's a symptom of my situation. I barely have time to hang out with my family sometimes. The idea that I'm going to go hang out with other people just seems preposterous.
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    [Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

    Tomorrow is my last day, and there is no part of me willing to write a "well, it's been swell, but now that the swelling has gone down" goodbye email. That's not a big deal. What bothers me is that it highlights once again how I can spend fourteen years with a group of people, but if you asked...
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    [TV] Talk about the last TV you watched, the catchall thread

    Catching up on Creepshow and Channel Zero, which leads to the obvious question: how the hell does Barbara Crampton, born in 1958, look better than me?
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