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I have not gone on a date in 12 years. I will likely not have another. Go to things, talk to people you do not know. Do not become me.

"Damn, Damn, Damn!"

I've always known her. I really wish I knew what for. I was to young for Clash of the Titans. But I was too old for Potter.

55, and almost counting.

If all this racist Haitians are eating the dogs were true. Then why isn't the question, why are people in America going hungry?

I just realized that the glossy brown, giant spider I picked up and threw outside about 10 years ago... was most likely a Brown Recluse Spider. The most dangerous spider in Texas. I don't tend to kill spiders. And because it was so big, I did not think it was a brown recluse. They tend to be...

...I think you should pet him first.

I need to find one of those GIANT, yellow, salad bowls.

The one time that we made an exception to the rule, I was assigned to make a DVD of all the word documents, videos and photos that old PackBell. The directions from the original tech were vague. So I called to find out where she saved her files. She was super evasive to all my questions. So I...

When I worked at Best Buy in 2002, we kept a hammer behind the desk that was labeled Packard Bell Tool. They were so bad we refused to work on them.

The Great Pumpkin Face Charlie Brown.

I feel judged.

I am so fucking tired of right wing terrorist shooting up our schools and intimidating minorities. *dropped an 's'

I love that Kamala nearly called him ‘this fucker here’

UT rocked today. SHSU... meh. So I really had a mixed day.

I hope these ass holes gave a good translator bad instructions.

Next question is, do I spen $30 for my own saying?

Some bastard made a T-Shirt out of my Reddit Flare.

NEIN! NEIN! NEIN! NEIN!