I'm also a HUGE slippers fan - I got 4 pairs for Christmas last year and am on my last pair. I wore out the rest of them...
(The most I ever got was 6 pairs and it was glorious.)

It's the first thing I ask for for Christmas.
 
...wait. People DONT want blue colored honey? THAT SOUNDS FREAKIN' AWESOME! Though the food coloring particles may not be good for the bees I guess.
 
More like... I don't want blue honey that could likely kill me from peanut residue from the bees rummaging through dirty old M&M's (death by peanut allergy isn't much fun).
 

North_Ranger

Staff member
How so? Do you keep waking up at night with poofy hair, a martini glass in one hand and slippers in the other, standing by the door?
 
How so? Do you keep waking up at night with poofy hair, a martini glass in one hand and slippers in the other, standing by the door?
Not quite, but I think soon I may find myself selling some multi-level marketing product to support an exercise class and quack dietary supplement habit.

I have poofy hair all the time. :(
 

figmentPez

Staff member
Dave Kellett tweeted this photo, and when I saw the thumbnail I thought it was ThatNickGuy
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Does anyone else see the similarity? Is this what Nick is going to look like when he starts to grey?
 

GasBandit

Staff member
I think I have never wanted to commit violence as intensely as I do when I hear the voice of Simon from Yogscast. I just want to bludgeon him to death with a furniture mallet.
 
http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2012/10/12/20277946.html

The best part is when the cell phone company offers the lady the option to pay her phone bill in installments!
My least favourite part of working for SprintNextel customer service was telling a customer their bill was right even though it was obviously a mistake. You would get reprimanded if the call was monitored by QA and they caught you admitting fault of any kind.

To many of these "negative" QAs and you would be fired. It iddn't matter if the customer was happy or not.

It was gut wrenching...it made me feel horrible all the time becuase there was ALWAYS something wrong with the bills. It's like Sprints buisness model was based around "maybe they won't call and just pay it anyways".
 
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-pop? Pfft, I don't have time to find out that! I'll just chomp the damn thing and go. I gots places to not be.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie-pop? Pfft, I don't have time to find out that! I'll just chomp the damn thing and go. I gots places to not be.
I counted when I was a kid. And it was actual licks, not letting it melt in my mouth. 302.
 
I counted when I was a kid. And it was actual licks, not letting it melt in my mouth. 302.
Yeah I remember my sister saying something along those lines now. I feel like the owl in the commercial, I'm too impatient to lick it all the way down.

Huh...that last sentence sounded more suggestive than I thought it would be.
 

Cajungal

Staff member
Yeah I remember my sister saying something along those lines now. I feel like the owl in the commercial, I'm too impatient to lick it all the way down.

Huh...that last sentence sounded more suggestive than I thought it would be.
:awesome:

Hell, no one actually licks. They just hold it in their mouth. Then the saliva builds up, and they make that *SHLORP* noise.

See, now we're in this together.
 
:awesome:

Hell, no one actually licks. They just hold it in their mouth. Then the saliva builds up, and they make that *SHLORP* noise.

See, now we're in this together.
And make sure not to bite too hard or there will be a big unsightly bite mark that looks embarassing! DOUBLE ENTRANDRE!
 
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