The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

Got a good buzz going here. Wasting time tweaking my music collection and looking up random shit on the internet. Not the most exciting Saturday night ever, but I can think of worse ways to pass the time.
 
Went to Wednesday night Karaoke tonight. Gave my number to a beautiful women who went home with another woman. She did send me a text though and now I have her number. Minor victory?
 
Went to Wednesday night Karaoke tonight. Gave my number to a beautiful women who went home with another woman. She did send me a text though and now I have her number. Minor victory?
Depends. Sis she invite you over to see if you and her have a mutual interest in that other woman? :whistling:
 

Cajungal

Staff member
So many fizy drinks. BURP, Charlie, it's the only way! Rifftrax /!: and jake is playing guild wars instead of paying goddamn attention to the goddamn movie! I hate this apatment
 

Cajungal

Staff member
Bah no big dead, I just don't wanna watch a riff all by my lonesome. More fun to laug with someone. Apartment's just smll
Is all.
 
Not drunk, but I got a good buzz going on. I've officially gotten to the point where Molson Canadian no longer satisfies even as my shitty cheap go to beer. It was never a favourite, but like most Ontarians, it was my go to cheap beer.

On my last trip to the Beer Store, I got a pack of Molson XXX instead, and this is going to be my new cheap shitty beer. Definitely still not my favourite, but it has way more flavour than most of the cheap stuff, and also way more alcohol. (Thus the buzz after drinking just two)
 
I'm "going drinking" for the first time in like 3 years. How does this work, again? I socialise, right? With humans? Face to face? And then I black out, and there's a girl in the bed? Or am I thinking about "teh moviez (tm)"?

Anyway. I'm pre-drinking Amrut, alone in my apartment with a bunch of candles lit... I... I'm liking this. I don't even want to leave now. Fuck bars and their overpriced alcohol! Human interaction is overrated. Where my books at!
 

Cajungal

Staff member
I could never get into that, myself. When I drink with friends, it's usually in a quieter setting. Sometimes I can handle a bar. Most of the time, though, I'm just looking in all directions, watching drunk people fling their beers into the air and laugh loudly, wondering of they'll still be happy when the alcohol goes away.

Anyway..... *sips Jameson*
 
Glad you're back, Yoshimickster.
Once again dude, thanks.

So has anyone here had Terrapin brand beer? Really good, I had this Rye beer they made a few days ago. Truly exquisite, it took me an hour to finish just one because it was that delicious.

Edit: 7:09 and I am DRUNK! I am feeling pretty good right about now. Ima go eat some PIZZA!
 
If I get around enough of this twelve pack, perhaps I shall not have to dwell upon the fact that I have lost a child that I didn't even get a chance to learn the gender of, let alone give a name to.

Fuck.

These things happen, but you never think they'll happen to you. It's hard to remain philosophical when you're the one whose guts are being ripped out... the one whose blood runs icy cold at the sound of the doctor's sigh, the images on the ultrasound, showing stillness where there should be movement.....


Fuck it... I'll be back later, guys. You guys are as unto family for me....
 
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