CUPCAKES!!

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BAN EVERY CUPCAKE.

Cupcakes have literally never done anything productive in human history. All they do is energize kids or diabetize things. Ban them all, put any baker in prison longer than every health offender.

This thread can be the lightning rod for the sugary mess coming out of Dubai over Bloomsbury's Cupcakes $1,000 cupcake this morning.
 
What... what are those? They look delicious!
They're the Belgian variety of baked and glazed goods ;) less sugary than the German variety, far more sugary than the French variety, with more baker's cream and raisins and stuff. They're gooood. Also, not the same as brioches (which are French).
 
BAN EVERY CUPCAKE.

Cupcakes have literally never done anything productive in human history. All they do is energize kids or diabetize things. Ban them all, put any baker in prison longer than every health offender.

This thread can be the lightning rod for the sugary mess coming out of Dubai over Bloomsbury's Cupcakes $1,000 cupcake this morning.
I will respond to this post with all the attention it deserves.

 
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