[Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

Yeah, that would be special... the thing is, I know I got a glowing review, and I know that the company is doing great right now, so I should be nearly this worried about getting bad news from my management teams, but after being unemployed for 1.5 years in this economy already, management meetings make me nervous.
 
Wow, I don't remember Grizzly Adams getting fat.

He was the first celebrity that I ever saw up close. It was during the dedication of the Mall in my hometown. They had a lot of great celebs... most notably Grizzly Adams and the Lone Ranger. Myself and my brother went into the public restroom, and Grizzly Adams was there with some hanger on types. They were drinking these little 8 oz. Budweisers... And he was sitting on this large wooden garbage can holder flexing his chest muscles...

That really dashed any hero worship I had for the dude.
 
Yesterday I messaged a girl on OKC, and then later in the day she logged in, looked at my profile, and deactivated her account.

:(
 

GasBandit

Staff member
You can't know for certain yours was the only profile she looked at before deactivating. She could have gotten multiple messages, and the guy AFTER you freaked her out so bad she deactivated.

Or she could just be a bitch, which is often the case.
 

ElJuski

Staff member
Yesterday I messaged a girl on OKC, and then later in the day she logged in, looked at my profile, and deactivated her account.

:(
Well, you COULD feel awful about it, but I'd say the easiest explanation is that a friend of an OKC girl is snooping on you.
 
Easiest explanation in my opinion is that she already was thinking about leaving OKC, got the message from you, looked at your profile, and for whatever reason she just decided it wasn't worth it to stay on the site. Even if she found you interesting it might not have been enough to convince her to stay with OKC.
 
I see it as, she's already found her match, dating steady, sees it going the distance and just came in to delete an account that was no longer needed, saw that she had some messages, decided to read them and then just deleted the account because that is what she came back to do anyway. That's my story.
 

ElJuski

Staff member
I think she is some sort of internet hell demon that manifested itself into a dating profile. It saw your profile, took in all of your data, and is now coursing through the internet to find some sort of outlet to physically manifest itself and fucking gut you like pig
Added at: 01:59
she could also have been fed up with OKC. Either way.
 
I was on there, forgot about it, got a message that reminded me of the place, checked the person's profile, and then deleted the account like I would've done had I remembered it.






But I liked what you said anyway, Gusto.
 
People please, given his location and my predilection for absurdity, it's clear that the women in question who deleted her account is related to Gusto and as such deleted it from the shame of forbidden love.
 
I think she is some sort of internet hell demon that manifested itself into a dating profile. It saw your profile, took in all of your data, and is now coursing through the internet to find some sort of outlet to physically manifest itself and fucking gut you like pig
Added at: 01:59
she could also have been fed up with OKC. Either way.
Personally I'd go with internet hell demon. You never know when those things are going to pop up.
 
S

SeraRelm

Stop taking pictures of "yo mama"!


I am very sorry to learn of your cameras fate, though...
 
Hahahahaha that reminds me of a storyboard a friend of mine put together where this one pea saw the pot of boiling water they were headed towards, and led a charge of peas to swarm out of the bowl and attack and kill the woman who was about to cook them. They crawled into her nose and ears and eyes and started pulling at her brain to control her, made her go to the fridge and set all the other vegetables free.
 
2nd ride after finally getting my bike working again, going down the highway... Apparently someone had lost like a quart of motor oil in one spot. Lost control of my bike at around 40mph, wiped, and was thrown off. Thankfully skidded inside my own lane, instead of going to the other ones that actually had traffic (I was in the leftmost turn lane).

Now the bike isn't accelerating properly above 10-20 (will give it a thorough check tomorrow), I have some roadrash, a lateral sprained ankle, and my helmet is lookin' weathered (ladieees? :unibrow:).
 
2nd ride after finally getting my bike working again, going down the highway... Apparently someone had lost like a quart of motor oil in one spot. Lost control of my bike at around 40mph, wiped, and was thrown off. Thankfully skidded inside my own lane, instead of going to the other ones that actually had traffic (I was in the leftmost turn lane).

Now the bike isn't accelerating properly above 10-20 (will give it a thorough check tomorrow), I have some roadrash, a lateral sprained ankle, and my helmet is lookin' weathered (ladieees? :unibrow:).
Ouch! Were you pursuing Spy Hunter?

 

fade

Staff member
2nd ride after finally getting my bike working again, going down the highway... Apparently someone had lost like a quart of motor oil in one spot. Lost control of my bike at around 40mph, wiped, and was thrown off. Thankfully skidded inside my own lane, instead of going to the other ones that actually had traffic (I was in the leftmost turn lane).

Now the bike isn't accelerating properly above 10-20 (will give it a thorough check tomorrow), I have some roadrash, a lateral sprained ankle, and my helmet is lookin' weathered (ladieees? :unibrow:).
Been there, done that. It's amazing how long half a second lasts when you're sailing over the handlebars of a motorcycle.
 
My parents have the worst fucking dogs.

They piss on everything, they jump all over anyone, they jump right into your lap anytime someone sits down (they're shih tzu's) and they basically have free reign over the house

I make sure to close my door every time I leave, because if I don't they go in and piss on/mark every thing they can.

Someone went in my room while I was at work and forgot to close the door all the way.

Then everyone went and left the house.

Here are my casualties:
  • My bass tuner
  • A pair of pants
  • A stack of comics
  • A couple of drawings
  • A shirt
Everything got pissed on. I hate my fucking dogs. I hate even more, the fact that my parents don't see them as animals and that it's okay, and NECESSARY to discipline them, but rather anytime I try to discipline the dogs, I somehow get yelled at for being mean to them. Fuck, it just pisses me off every time they do anything bad and my parents get pissed too, but don't do anything about it. Fuck and ughhhh
 
My parents have the worst fucking dogs.

They piss on everything, they jump all over anyone, they jump right into your lap anytime someone sits down (they're shih tzu's) and they basically have free reign over the house

I make sure to close my door every time I leave, because if I don't they go in and piss on/mark every thing they can.

Someone went in my room while I was at work and forgot to close the door all the way.

Then everyone went and left the house.

Here are my casualties:
  • My bass tuner
  • A pair of pants
  • A stack of comics
  • A couple of drawings
  • A shirt
Everything got pissed on. I hate my fucking dogs. I hate even more, the fact that my parents don't see them as animals and that it's okay, and NECESSARY to discipline them, but rather anytime I try to discipline the dogs, I somehow get yelled at for being mean to them. Fuck, it just pisses me off every time they do anything bad and my parents get pissed too, but don't do anything about it. Fuck and ughhhh
It ain't the dogs' fault....
 
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