Uh oh...look who's agreeing with GasBandit again....
[Announcement] Mathias
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I'm not talking about this thread necessarily. I just put it here because it was relevant. It seems to come up a lot. And it's not just you. I've been head scratching about it for a long time. I guess I'm trying to figure out the appeal, or if it's just some kind of macho smoke-blowing.
BananaHands
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I think that others should go fly a kite.
I can dig it.
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SeraRelm
Why don't you make like a tree... And go fuck yourself.
Necronic
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I think you should rethink that.
GasBandit
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If there were trees that did that, I would quit my job to travel the nation planting them, like Johnny Appleseed. But they'd have to call me Johnny Fuckyourself I guess.
ElJuski
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Pine Trees Fuck Themselves all the time.
Tree-gasm!
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makare
that sappy spooge is so hard to get out of linens.
It does not work that way.
GasBandit
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In the same way that sperm donors have laid hundreds of chicks, I suppose. No, I mean loud, thrashing, banging, awkward-silence-inducing trees.
North_Ranger
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Or by splooging on an animal and hoping that the animal in question then rubs itself against a suitably receptive vagina.
Dood stop being gross!
North_Ranger
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It's not me, it's Mother Nature who keeps coming up with these weird-ass, kinky scenarios.
That's kind of what I meant.
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makare
it's the vagina part that did you in right?
North_Ranger
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Soooo... your definition of bukkake includes animals?That's kind of what I meant.
Please don't give me any details of your sex life. It certainly sounds... "Special".
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makare
he likes baaaakkake
North_Ranger
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Well I considered using "fish taco" as a euphemism, but I thought it would have cluttered up the definition of plant sex.
Nah the involving others into your sex life that may not be aware they are getting involved.
You're welcome.
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makare
It's all Krang's fault.
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