Got Married

Adam · Apr 11, 2012

ScytheRexx said:
Congratz man! Sounds like you guys are ready.

One recommendation though, if you want the magic of Las Vegas, don't stray far from the strip. I would explain why, but I worry talking about it might ruin some of the magic in-of itself.

If you want to play slots and actually have it last longer than your sex life, you might want to go to The Orleans. That's where the locals play.

ScytheRexx · Apr 11, 2012

Adammon said:
If you want to play slots and actually have it last longer than your sex life, you might want to go to The Orleans. That's where the locals play.

Also if you love to drink, gamble at a low stakes table. You gamble, lose very little money (though also win very little money) and get free drinks the whole time. At least that's how it works at the places I have gone.

It's funny even talking about this, since I myself leave for Las Vegas on a trip this Saturday.

Dave · Apr 11, 2012

Sex in a helicopter.
Sex on top of Paris.
Sex on a gondola.

Fixed that for you. Until you've been married for 18 years like me. Then it's:

Too tired to go to a helicopter. Watch TV instead.
Paris? Too many damned tourists. Watch TV instead.
Sex on a gondola? Nah. Too uncomfortable. Stay home and watch TV instead.

Shegokigo · Apr 11, 2012

Dave said:
Fixed that for you. Until you've been married for 1800 years like me. Then it's:

Too tired to go to a helicopter. Watch TV instead.

Paris? Too many damned tourists. Watch TV instead.

Sex on a gondola? Nah. Too uncomfortable. Stay home and watch TV instead.

Fixed THAT for you.

Adam · Apr 11, 2012

Dave said:
Sex? Nah. Too uncomfortable. Stay home and watch TV instead.

Just one more fix.

SeraRelm · Apr 11, 2012

Dave said:
Where's my soup?

I haven't had my pills yet...

Turn that music down!

Proper fix.

Sparhawk · Apr 11, 2012

Dave said:
Until you've been married for 18 years like me.

That's all? 23 years here. Plus, you just gotta try harder, we're going on an adult Disney trip in September... gonna try not to get kicked out of a park. If ya know what I mean.

SeraRelm · Apr 11, 2012

The story... of Dave.

bhamv3 · Apr 11, 2012

How'd I miss this thread the first time around? Congrats Jay!

As for things to do in Vegas, I hear some people gamble a bit when they're down in those parts.

doomdragon6 · Apr 11, 2012

I'm very tempted to come to your wedding.

But it would be expensive. And I think I have to be invited.

Jay · Apr 13, 2012

You're not.

Also, you'd probably forget.

doomdragon6 · Apr 13, 2012

Mathias · Apr 14, 2012

Hint - you're the chick.

Frank · Apr 14, 2012

Don't gamble in Vegas. That's my advice.

And do go see Penn and Teller, high point of my trip.

Jay · Apr 22, 2012

Sadly, I just found out the week we're going to be there. They won't be there. :fu:

Also, this will be the song the fountain will play after the ceremony.

AshburnerX · Apr 23, 2012

I recommend the Blue Man Group and The Amazing Johnathon as alternatives. Really, The Amazing Johnathon is sort of like the South Park version of Penn and Teller.

Null · Apr 23, 2012

I saw the Blue Man Group in concert years ago. Awesome show.

Jay · Apr 23, 2012

I heard you shouldn't book the first few rows?

Adam · Apr 23, 2012

Jay said:
I heard you shouldn't book the first few rows?

Unless you want to get wet and toilet papered.

HowDroll · Apr 23, 2012

I stayed at a Salone suite in the Bellagio when I was there last year. It's such a beautiful hotel. Congratulations to you and your lady!

Jay · Apr 25, 2012

Thank you HD as well to all the well wishers.

Let me just say, this wait this last month.... is excruciating.... unsure if it's the wedding and hoping all goes well or the excitement of going to Vegas for the first time.

Silver Jelly · Apr 25, 2012

Did I ever congratulate you? if not, CONGRATULATIONS, JAY!

fade · Apr 25, 2012

You and I don't always see eye to eye, but I do wish you well.

sixpackshaker · Apr 25, 2012

You still have time to back out...

Sparhawk · Apr 25, 2012

sixpackshaker said:
You still have time to back out...

My father-in-law said that to my wife while they were standing at the back of the chapel about to walk down the aisle. She almost busted out laughing.

Adam · Apr 25, 2012

Sparhawk said:
My father-in-law said that to my wife while they were standing at the back of the chapel about to walk down the aisle. She almost busted out laughing.

My father-in-law said, as he handed his daughter, to me, "Your fly is down."

Consider yourself lucky.

Officer_Charon · Apr 25, 2012

Adam said:
My father-in-law said, as he handed his daughter, to me, "Your fly is down."

Consider yourself lucky.

Should've told him that you were just priming the pump.

Docseverin · Apr 25, 2012

Jay said:
Sadly, I just found out the week we're going to be there. They won't be there.

Also, this will be the song the fountain will play after the ceremony.

Out of everything I did in Vegas *cough* remember the pictures *cough* The fountain at the Bellagio was my favorite.

blotsfan · Apr 25, 2012

I wasn't impressed by the fountains much when I went, but I saw them in the daytime. They look a lot better at night. So is it like, if you get married there you get to pick one fountain choreography?

Jay · Apr 25, 2012

blotsfan · Apr 26, 2012

Thats really cool, and judging by that video, you made a good choice.

Jay · May 15, 2012

Damn, this has to be BY FAR going to be one long ass week. 3 more days of work before Wedding/Vegas and now Diablo 3 is out.

I'm currently at work and I'm... WHO CARES.

LittleKagsin · May 15, 2012

EE, I'm so excited for you!

Dave · May 15, 2012

Don't worry about D3. Nobody can play the fucking thing anyway. I'm currently downloading it for the third time again because they can't get their shit to work.

Adam · May 15, 2012

Was just playing this morning. It was good.

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