[Rant] Minor Rant III: For a Few Hollers More

fade · Apr 10, 2012

I mean any word originally from another language, like taco or burrito.

blotsfan · Apr 10, 2012

My grandmother always pronounces mozzarella "mootzorella." It bothers me way more than it should.

Gusto · Apr 10, 2012

Calleja would give me shit for pronouncing his name wrong but then he'd call me Goosto so I figured wrong-pronouncin' is as wrong-pronouncin' does.

Yoshimickster · Apr 10, 2012

I really think people should pronounce things however they want to pronounce them. I can understand in spelling and grammar, but the spoken word is something different altogether. So I pronounce water like wooder, and ass like aaaaaaaass. If I went to New York and people prounounced words exactly like I did...I would find it weird.

ElJuski · Apr 10, 2012

Oh, like gyro? I figure you should either pronounce it properly or just butcher that shit. It's the in-between that really bothers me. Or people that, yeah, pronounce that shit like they're something special.

Yoshimickster · Apr 10, 2012

That's prounounced like "Geero" right? Or am I thinkin' of somethin' else?

ElJuski · Apr 10, 2012

yeeroh

makare · Apr 10, 2012

The mozzarella thing reminds me of Giada.... god fuck her with a fork that PAAASTA moooozzarella fetuuucheeeniii crap is annoying.

ElJuski · Apr 10, 2012

No I'm sorry Giada can say what the fuck she wants

figmentPez · Apr 10, 2012

makare said:
The mozzarella thing reminds me of Giada.... god fuck her with a fork that PAAASTA moooozzarella fetuuucheeeniii crap is annoying.

Broo-skeh-tuh!

makare · Apr 10, 2012

Giada is goofy looking.... and she has a creepy smile.

HCGLNS · Apr 10, 2012

makare said:
Giada is goofy looking.... and she has a creepy smile.

I am so totally leaving you out of the next puzzle for saying that.

makare · Apr 10, 2012

sadness.

ElJuski · Apr 10, 2012

makare said:
Giada is goofy looking.... and she has a creepy smile.

no

Adam · Apr 10, 2012

ElJuski said:
no

You're right, italicizedJuski, it's totally a natural smile.

ElJuski · Apr 10, 2012

god I just want to put her in my pocket

Mathias · Apr 10, 2012

ElJuski said:
Oh, like gyro? I figure you should either pronounce it properly or just butcher that shit. It's the in-between that really bothers me. Or people that, yeah, pronounce that shit like they're something special.

I call it a JI-Ro. And yeah I've been corrected by non-greek people telling me that it's a YEE-Ro. I then ring off a bunch of Americanized Polish words that they sound like idiots saying.

Call it a JI-Ro, Yee-Ro, whatever the street vendor doesn't give a fuck.

Mathias · Apr 10, 2012

makare said:
Giada is goofy looking.... and she has a creepy smile.

The word you're looking for is "hot".

Adam · Apr 10, 2012

Mathias said:
The word you're looking for is "hot".

I am completely and utterly unsurprised that

finds

attractive.

She's attractive. And she'll bite you in twain!

Mathias · Apr 10, 2012

Dude, she's 41 years old and still has a cute face with a smoking body. I don't care about a few goofy expressions - Italian / Greek chicks are my weakness.

No one tops Monica Bellucci though.

ElJuski · Apr 10, 2012

sorry she's not in a sci-fi show guys

Mathias · Apr 10, 2012

ElJuski said:
sorry she's not in a sci-fi show guys

HCGLNS · Apr 10, 2012

ElJuski said:
sorry she's not in a sci-fi show guys

She needs her own channel.

Adam · Apr 10, 2012

Mathias said:
Dude, she's 41 years old and still has a cute face with a smoking body. I don't care about a few goofy expressions - Italian / Greek chicks are my weakness.

No one tops Monica Bellucci though.

Just grinding your gears mate

Yoshimickster · Apr 10, 2012

ElJuski said:
yeeroh

Gotcha, thanks. And I can understand how that can get annoying now that I understand. Like calling "Celtic" "Seltic". But I let it go cos it's just for the basketball team.

Mathias · Apr 10, 2012

makare · Apr 10, 2012

all those pictures of that big toothy freak smile.... now I have my nightmare fuel for the evening.

Yoshimickster · Apr 10, 2012

...arright. Anyone else hate Viz's release schedule? I freakin' do.

Adam · Apr 10, 2012

Mathias said:
Dude, she's 41 years old and still has a cute face with a smoking body. I don't care about a few goofy expressions - Italian / Greek chicks are my weakness.

No one tops Monica Bellucci though.

I have no problem with the majority of her face and body. Her mouth, smile, teeth though, are nightmare fuel. Seriously.

Sparhawk · Apr 10, 2012

Mathias said:

Damn, stop posting pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Yoshimickster · Apr 10, 2012

I have gone to North Jersey. THERE you will see unnatural smiles.

fade · Apr 10, 2012

makare said:
Giada is goofy looking.... and she has a creepy smile.

I was always put off by the fact that her giant head is the size of her torso.

ElJuski · Apr 10, 2012

and I wants it

makare · Apr 10, 2012

I think the general consensus for most commentators here is that she is a butterface?

figmentPez · Apr 10, 2012

makare said:
I think the general consensus for most commentators here is that she is a butterface?

Certainly not an opinion I share. I think she's all around lovely.