Science tries to ruin blowjobs

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http://www.mnn.com/health/fitness-well-being/stories/can-oral-sex-give-you-cancer

NO! NO! NO!

Fucking HPV researchers! There hasn't been one of these jagoffs that I've met who wasn't a pompous-ass hypochondriac of epic proportions. I swear HPV researchers are the fucking hipsters of virology! They're always looking for ways to make this (in my opinion) fairly benign virus seem like it's relevant - to fund their research.

But seriously, if the media keeps spouting this, I will personally change my career path to disprove this article.

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17891052

Well, I could argue that almost every woman in America has probably sucked a dick vs. how many men have, and this study suggests that men have more frequent cases of throat cancer. Unless... aliens!
 
Huh. Seems to me that HPV stuff is everywhere right now. Mathias, you obviously know way more about this, where do you stand on the mandatory vaccination hoopla thats been going around?
 
Mathias, I support you on your noble endeavor. Well, not with money, or scientific support but damn it if I didn't give that post a thumbs up!
 
A noble endavour indeed, Mathias.

SAVE THE BLOWJOBS!
I had a really funny picture flash through my head of somebody wearing a shirt with that on it.


Now for the fun part: would it be a man or a woman wearing such a shirt? What other things do you imagine about a person wearing such a shirt?
 
Huh. Seems to me that HPV stuff is everywhere right now. Mathias, you obviously know way more about this, where do you stand on the mandatory vaccination hoopla thats been going around?

I'm all for Gardasil vaccination. Hopefully it'll stave off the amount of cervical cancer that's caused by HPV.
 
Man, what's the next threatening disease to come from a sex-act? Anal gives you luekemia! Hand-jobs give you seasonal affectiveness disorder!
 
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