[Rant] The Relationship Rant Thread. Vol 1.

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BananaHands

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You know what the sad thing is? I had gloves in my closet... but it just happened so fast and the next thing I know my hand was in a bag of chips.
 
That's a good way to end up with crumbs...on....

You're going to end up getting someone pregnant, be fucking responsible you childrens!
 
Last woman I was dating was recently widowed. After the second date she text messaged me about dream she had in which my mother (whom she has never met) poked her in the belly and said "You know, four's a good number."


She was surprised to find that my reaction to this dream was less than positive.
 

Cajungal

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No big relationship news on my end, but I had a conversation with an friend about her flighty sister.

She's one of those girls that Shego referenced back on page 1 or 2... she's always SOOOO IN LOVE, but it's a new guy every month. When people tell her she gets carried away, she goes into a "you don't understand me" speech. Also, she's a Catholic who's set on saving herself. So, this friend is all upset about a phone call she got from her sister saying that she and this guy she used to date were fooling around the night before she moved away for 6 months to work with this charity. No sex, just other stuff. My friend is mad at her for being irresponsible. I don't quite get that, since she (allegedly) didn't do anything that would end in pregnancy, and it was a guy she knew well. Apparently they'd been really close, had an amicable breakup, and were kind of saying goodbye. I thought it was sort of sweet in a way, but the sister thinks she's going to idealize him now and come back wanting to start over with a relationship that probably won't pan out. Maybe, maybe not. Either way, it was something to talk about over coffee, I guess.

Never understood that idea of saying you'll "save yourself for marriage" and then doing absolutely everything you can think of besides intercourse. Isn't that kinda like saying you're saving someone the last cupcake and then letting a bunch of guys lick all the frosting off? I mean, it's your cupcake... you can do what you want with it. But at least be honest.
 
I don't know the specifics; I just read that you're not supposed to put sugary stuff there and any flavored lubes/condoms should be checked for that kind of thing.
 
Got told that I need to be more spontaneous today.

Showed wife that I can be spontaneous.

Was almost late to roll call.

Cue the A-kon.
 
@Ame - Yeah it's pretty much that, along with actually being with someone who's got their life sorted out instead of acting like they're still in their first year of college. She says the kid really straightened out her life and before that she was pretty wild so I can see what you mean. As for how you felt after a kid? Well you actually had one, this is more of a "luggage with the package" deal and there'd be nothing "tying" me to that kid.

Topic: Well it's been about a week again since seeing her and it's been texts back and forth with a phone call inbetween. Nothing's really going anywhere or changing. Might see her tonight, depending on schedule.
 
@Ame - Yeah it's pretty much that, along with actually being with someone who's got their life sorted out instead of acting like they're still in their first year of college. She says the kid really straightened out her life and before that she was pretty wild so I can see what you mean. As for how you felt after a kid? Well you actually had one, this is more of a "luggage with the package" deal and there'd be nothing "tying" me to that kid.

Topic: Well it's been about a week again since seeing her and it's been texts back and forth with a phone call inbetween. Nothing's really going anywhere or changing. Might see her tonight, depending on schedule.
NOPE! She's a nurse, she'll need to stay for a double because, well, there's 1 nurse for every 3 that are needed.
 
There are few eligible women where I'm living right now. The locals are off-limits and there aren't many single American or Canadian women in my age group. Competition from the Qatari men is also pretty fierce because they can take their dates to Milan for the weekend. KHAAAANNNNN!!!
 
Have you tried "plentyoffish.com" Gusto? I've known a few people who find alot more people that way as it's a full price service without a price.
 
eHarmony is even less fruitful this time around. No one even wants to talk to me.
I have this issue on OKC. Or the alternative, an awesome conversation that abruptly ends for no reason. Going on year three of the single life and it's really not all it's cracked up to be some days.
 
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SeraRelm

I've never used an online service for dating. In fact, I've never used a service for dating. How does it even work?
 
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