[Question] The United States of Halforums (Presidential Election?)
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North_Ranger
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Contrary to some ultranationalist, isolationist fringe elements, I do believe as a forumite you are entitled to vote, no matter your country of origin.
but no grues right?
North_Ranger
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Technically grues can vote. It's just that they rather eat the voting booth and leave no ticket.
We Canadians will have our own election, and then 1812 posts later, we'll have a flame war, resulting in burning down Dave's house.
I did mention that this was the presidency of the United States of Halforums. NOT of America.
Voting requirements, last we checked, was citizenship in Halforums. Which, if you're able to create a new thread, is the requirement.
Candidacy is another thing, though. Don't think we've checked up on age limits.
Voting requirements, last we checked, was citizenship in Halforums. Which, if you're able to create a new thread, is the requirement.
Candidacy is another thing, though. Don't think we've checked up on age limits.
Obviously Halforums will vote for me, and I shall let them run amok, not doing a thing required of my position at all. And I'll draw dicks.
Soooooo many dicks...
Soooooo many dicks...
how many of these dicks will have been emitted from godzilla's mighty jaws?
In that case I'll cast my vote for whoever is willing to nominate themselves for PRIME MINISTER of Halforums, and shun this USA politcs overtone.
(Come on, let us Canadians vote for a good Prime Minister. We've forgotten what that's like.)
Great, now I can't get the image of a preaching Optimus Prime out of my noggin.
Trolling is the right of all sentient beings.
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SeraRelm
And I had all these inspirational recruitment posters ready for the cause...
*votes sera*And I had all these inspirational recruitment posters ready for the cause...
... I'm sorry, what just happened here?
Egads, get a grip, man! Spend some time on the internet before you vote so you aren't so impressed with a pair of tits and a giant ball.
GasBandit
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And an ass that would fix an R4 unit's faulty motivator unit.
I can get behind this, but only if you appoint Thomas Magnum as the head of the FBI, the A-team as the Joint Chiefs of Staff, and MacGuyver as your chief technology advisor.AIRWOLF AND KITT!
TWO THAT WON'T QUIT!
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The Announcer
Is this really the return of the gimmick poster??
Will our president ever return to claim their rightful place atop the pile of horrible threads littering our once prosperous nation??
Does anyone even remember me??
Will Mr. Burns succeed in taking over Springfield and disposing of Radioactive Man once and for all??
...Find out next time, in our exciting conclusion:
"Fail to the Chief" or "For Whom the Bell Polls!"
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