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Chad Sexington · Nov 8, 2011

I love the shit out of this idea. Which is to say, when I am done loving it, it will be shitty again. I would definitely participate, but it will have to be via text. My incredible intellect, dry wit and general disdain for humanity would like to assemble into an arrogant belief that everything I say will be pure, if manic, greatness. I would like to use your show as a platform. I don't see how this could fail.

....J'espère que tu ne me blesseras pas trop.

Azurephoenix · Nov 8, 2011

I'm interested... put me on the list of interviewees! This could be whole lot of fun!

I prefer the text option myself... not big into the voice chat thing.

ThatNickGuy · Nov 8, 2011

Here's motivation for people:

If you like my "Bring it on" post, I will not use the "sounds like my prom night" line for a whole month.

Jay · Nov 8, 2011

A mighty sacrifice indeed.

Espy · Nov 8, 2011

I eagerly await listening to/reading this show. EAGERLY await.

phil · Nov 8, 2011

This is my "I'm in" post. I can't do audio.

Likes will repaid with nudes upon request.

If that doesn't work though, likes will be repaid with a halt to all spamming of nudes.

Make your choice.

LittleSin · Nov 8, 2011

Since we are on the socond page now, why not revisit the first page where I have edited my post to offer more from this humble contestant.

Then vote for me you lovely people you.

Gusto · Nov 8, 2011

This guy.

I'd be down for a Skype talk, but would answer questions via text if necessary. I just think I'm more entertaining off-the-cuff.

VOTE GUSTO.

Tress · Nov 8, 2011

phil said:
This is my "I'm in" post. I can't do audio.

Likes will repaid with nudes upon request.

If that doesn't work though, likes will be repaid with a halt to all spamming of nudes.

Make your choice.

Put me down in the "Dear god, please no more nude photos, I beg of you" category.

phil · Nov 8, 2011

Tress said:
Put me down in the "Dear god, please no more nude photos, I beg of you" category.

Your cries of mercy will not go unheard.

LittleKagsin · Nov 8, 2011

Following LittleSin's example, I went and changed my original text too. Go look at it. Woo!

Dave · Nov 8, 2011

I want an interview of FigmentPez.

LittleKagsin · Nov 8, 2011

Dave said:
I want an interview of FigmentPez.

I totally agree!!

Gusto · Nov 8, 2011

I don't know if Fig could handle a Jay-calibre interview, bless his heart.

I'm not sure if I can either but I'll do it anyway! :awesome:

I'll eat you up and spit you out Gusto - Jay

Cool story bro. - Gusto

Biannoshufu · Nov 8, 2011

Terrik, Officer Charon, Gasbandit, NorthRanger, Cajungal, Shego, Mary Marvel, Drifter, and Dave are people I'd love to see interviewed.

Gusto · Nov 8, 2011

Yeah, Drifter's a good pick.

I'd add Mathias, Amy and Allen to that list.

BananaHands · Nov 8, 2011

I'd do a skype interview.

Oh, and just to be clear. I know incriminating stories about ElJuski (if anyone cares). Oh, and I told her that you loved her.
Added at: 21:03
Although I'd be opposed to just talking about ElJuski. Motherfucker talks about himself enough.

Biannoshufu · Nov 8, 2011

Gusto said:
Yeah, Drifter's a good pick.

I'd add ~~Mathias, Amy~~ and Allen to that list.

might be funny.

LittleKagsin · Nov 8, 2011

Gusto said:
I don't know if Fig could handle a Jay-calibre interview, bless his heart.

I'm not sure if I can either but I'll do it anyway!

Oh dear...is it really going to be that bad? I'm in trouble.

drifter · Nov 8, 2011

Gusto said:
Yeah, Drifter's a good pick.

None. None more boring.

Biannoshufu · Nov 8, 2011

drifter said:
None. None more boring.

totally disagree, based on your art and the "Shitlord" title.

drifter · Nov 8, 2011

Well, the Shitlord thing comes from a Minecraft "Let's Play!" video which cracked me up (around 8:55 here, if anyone's curious).

Biannoshufu · Nov 8, 2011

drifter said:
Well, the Shitlord thing comes from a Minecraft "Let's Play!" video which cracked me up (around 8:55 here, if anyone's curious).

I refuse your explanation and offer a counter

ThatNickGuy · Nov 8, 2011

Pff. You call that a counter?

Now this is a counter.

drifter · Nov 8, 2011

Biannoshufu said:
I refuse your explanation and offer a counter

See? None more boring.

Also: Perler bead medallion? The fuck?

BananaHands · Nov 8, 2011

Actually, can I just fill the Andy Richter position?

Piotyr · Nov 8, 2011

I am intrigued by your ideas and wish to subscribe to your ~~newsletter~~ show.

By that I do mean I'm in. Not popular, funny, or particularly interesting, but in.

LittleSin · Nov 8, 2011

Wow! I got 13 likes!

You guys must love watchin' me make an ass of myself on camera!

Emrys · Nov 8, 2011

You're interesting, you have a magical son, & we want to see if you're really channelling the Great Old Ones. What's not to like?

Jay · Nov 8, 2011

Do realize that the most likes will not mean they'll automatically win... but it will make them a clear opinion to pursue.

I do see that support is indeed very strong for you... but will you have to endure your promises to earn these likes as you promised and you'll have to reveal yourself on video according to my whims. I can work with that indeed... didn't you mention something about a local folk dance for the kind people of Paradise? Celtic you say? Intriguing.

I'll give this another day or so.... and I'll announce in a different thread whom I selected and give people time to get a few bamboozles in and for me to work on how/what to do.

But before I do that, another 24 hours to give people a bit more time to throw their names in here, try to gather support and generally whore themselves out.

LittleSin · Nov 8, 2011

Emrys said:
You're interesting, you have a magical son, & we want to see if you're really channelling the Great Old Ones. What's not to like?

People ,must really like my stories. I have a billion of them.

figmentPez · Nov 8, 2011

Gusto said:
I don't know if Fig could handle a Jay-calibre interview, bless his heart.

I can't tell if you're trying to bait me into signing up, or if you're just being perceptive.

Give me a bit to think on this. I have a feeling I'm going to be subjected to worse scrutiny than Jay at some point in the near future and I'm trying to figure out if I want the questions to start just yet.

Shannow · Nov 8, 2011

Wow, thi actually looks interesting as all hell. Fuck it, would I would down, voice or text. And to hell with whoring one's self out.

Null · Nov 9, 2011

Interesting.

figmentPez · Nov 9, 2011

figmentPez said:
I can't tell if you're trying to bait me into signing up, or if you're just being perceptive.

Give me a bit to think on this. I have a feeling I'm going to be subjected to worse scrutiny than Jay at some point in the near future and I'm trying to figure out if I want the questions to start just yet.

EDIT: I'm out. Health issues are putting too much stress on me. I'm not even sure I could talk for long enough to interview without running into major problems with my aphasia. end edit

(and for those worried by my unintentionally pessimistic statement: I'm not worried about getting the 3rd degree on Halforums.* If I'm right it would be in real life but I'm a very poor prognosticator.)

*Yes, Jay, I know I should be. Oooooh, I'm quaking in my boots. Look at me quake in fear.