Former President Trump Thread

Oil prices are dropping (thanks, Putin), but if anyone thinks I'll be pumping sub-$2/gallon gas into my car by April 1st, I got some land I wanna sell you.
 
And I bet the ####ing station across from our park will still be selling gas at $2.99/gal by the end of the month.
 
EOIR has ordered all immigration courts to remove COVID-19 hygiene and warning posters and signs because Trump wants to kill immigrants with the disease he says is contained.

That whole "don't assume malevolence where incompetence can explain"? It's definitely both.
 
His base will just accept their elders dying as long as it takes enough of "those people" too?!

Remember when that would have sounded ridiculous?
 
Why are high level meetings about COVID-19 classified?

Because who wants outsiders to see how incapable, incompetent and wildly flailing you are?
Because who wants to be told by so-called "experts" that they're doing a bad job when it's easier just to continue doing what you do and hope for the best?
Because fuck you, that's why?
 
It's more likely they want to use the corona virus to hurt their perceived rivals. I mean, what would the next election look like if something like 6% of important voting districts just... died?
 
It's more likely they want to use the corona virus to hurt their perceived rivals. I mean, what would the next election look like if something like 6% of important voting districts just... died?
Crowdfund someone with caronavirus to go to The Villages in florida.
 

Dave

Staff member
I wish this on nobody, even the orange one. While him getting it would be the epitome of ironic humor, it would give me no real pleasure and shouldn't be that way for anyone about anyone.
 

figmentPez

Staff member
Even if Trump does contract it, he's got access to excellent healthcare, and there isn't a limit to the amount of money that will be spent trying to keep him alive. Unless it triggers some underlying heart problem, he's unlikely to be killed by the virus, even if he does get sick.
 
We joke a lot but it really would be a disaster if Trump was diagnosed with this. And given that we now know he had direct contact with someone who is infected, i think Trump should self-immolate immediately.
 
It's gonna be fun in October and November when literally everyone has forgotten about coronavirus and trump can brag how much better the markets have been doing lately (compared to now).
 
It's gonna be fun in October and November when literally everyone has forgotten about coronavirus and trump can brag how much better the markets have been doing lately (compared to now).
We'll likely all be in Boulder, CO or Las Vegas, NV when that happens.
 
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