Former President Trump Thread

Aislynn · Sep 12, 2018

Frank said:
I don't know how you guys exist without constant protests/riots.

Pretty sure there's a protest somewhere in the US on any given day about his asshattery.

blotsfan · Sep 13, 2018

Trump decided that the Hurricane Maria death toll was made up by democrats. In one week that will be the official stance of the Republican Party.

ScytheRexx · Sep 13, 2018

God I just want this to end.

Gared · Sep 13, 2018

Yep, according to Trump, only between 6 and 18 people died in hurricane Maria. The original official toll was higher than that. I guess those people were just really good crisis actors. Trump and all of his Qanon cult followers just fucking infuriate me.

Bubble181 · Sep 13, 2018

Gared said:
Yep, according to Trump, only between 6 and 18 people died in hurricane Maria. The original official toll was higher than that. I guess those people were just really good crisis actors. Trump and all of his Qanon cult followers just fucking infuriate me.

Bubble181 said:
Of course not. Any media saying Trump or his administration fucks up are lying and fake, and all those people whose houses might get destroyed or family members hurt/killed/displaced are just actors, dontyouknow.

...Yup, they're not even original anymore.

HCGLNS · Sep 13, 2018

ScytheRexx said:
God I just want this to end.

Just remember cheeto is spending $3,000,000,000.00 a year to keep children and infants in cages.

Bubble181 · Sep 13, 2018

HCGLNS said:
Just remember cheeto is spending $3,000,000,000.00 a year to keep children and infants in cages.

Only brown ones, though, so Not Our People, so Not Our Problem.

[not my actual opinion]

Frank · Sep 14, 2018

Manafort flipped and is cooperating with Mueller.

blotsfan · Sep 14, 2018

Trump is so fucked if we get 67 democrats in the senate.

Dei · Sep 14, 2018

blotsfan · Sep 14, 2018

Womp womp

HCGLNS · Sep 14, 2018

Mueller turned a tidy profit today, earning $46,000,000.00 in fines and forfeiture from Manafort.

Including, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, his trump tower condo.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Gruebeard · Sep 14, 2018

Womp womp

figmentPez · Sep 14, 2018

“During disasters, it’s critical to avoid spreading false information. Always check with official sources before sharing,”

Advice from FEMA, which Dolt45 retweeted.

HCGLNS · Sep 15, 2018

Heh, now that Manaforts apartment belongs to the DOJ, they will have to have a fair, independent evaluation of it's value and not take cheetos word that it is worth millions...

Hailey Knight · Sep 16, 2018

HCGLNS · Sep 18, 2018

blotsfan · Sep 18, 2018

Finally, what we've all been waiting for.

HCGLNS · Sep 18, 2018

HCGLNS was not waiting for this... :puke:

HCGLNS expected it, but never ever wanted it.

Dave · Sep 18, 2018

I don't give a shit. It doesn't matter and is a stupid thing to put in the news.

Ravenpoe · Sep 18, 2018

So for those of us not watching the same news program, would someone care to explain?

GasBandit · Sep 18, 2018

Ravenpoe said:
So for those of us not watching the same news program, would someone care to explain?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-penis-looks-like-toad-from-mario-kart-says-stormy-daniels

Dave · Sep 18, 2018

Spending time on this topic weakens legitimate arguments against his illegitimate presidency.

blotsfan · Sep 18, 2018

Dave, you're no fun.

But yeah trump is releasing documents related to the russia investigation for the sake of burning possible Mueller sources.

PatrThom · Sep 18, 2018

Now that I have context, all I can think about is blue shells, and I really wish my brain wouldn’t do this sort of thing to me.

—Patrick

Dave · Sep 18, 2018

Yup. He's releasing documents on SOME Meuller sources, but of course we don't know how complete the docs are going to be as they've pulled this "half-release" shit before. It's what gave Nunes his talking points.

But this isn't obstruction. Nope. Not at all.

HCGLNS · Sep 18, 2018

Dave said:
Yup. He's releasing documents on SOME Meuller sources, but of course we don't know how complete the docs are going to be as they've pulled this "half-release" shit before. It's what gave Nunes his talking points.

But this isn't obstruction. Nope. Not at all.

5% of the related pages.

"How to cook for forty humans."

Hailey Knight · Sep 18, 2018

Dave said:
But this isn't obstruction. Nope. Not at all.

Trump could say "check out my huge obstruction" and still get a pass.

Dave · Sep 18, 2018

Hailey Zero Mission said:
Trump could say "check out my huge obstruction" and still get a pass.

His huge obstruction is shaped like a mushroom.

Yes, I realize the hypocrisy of that joke but it was just so easy and set up so well!

Bubble181 · Sep 18, 2018

You know, if there wasn't someone stopping him, I could almost imagine Trump responding to this sort of slander by tweeting a dick pic at 40 million people.

HCGLNS · Sep 18, 2018

Bubble181 said:
You know, if there wasn't someone stopping him, I could almost imagine Trump responding to this sort of slander by tweeting a dick pic at 40 million people.

On Thursday he can tweet to everyone using the FEMA test.

Hailey Knight · Sep 18, 2018

HCGLNS · Sep 19, 2018

So during a hurricane Florence debriefing cheeto focused on his golf course.

HCGLNS · Sep 20, 2018

cheeto urged the King of Spain to build a wall across the Sahara to solve immigration issues.

Sara_2814 · Sep 20, 2018

HCGLNS said:
cheeto urged the King of Spain to build a wall across the Sahara to solve immigration issues.

And the best part:

According to the Spanish foreign minister, Trump, asked if he was aware of the size of the Sahara, replied: "It can't be bigger than our border with Mexico."