Former President Trump Thread

GasBandit

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I don't think Bors has ever seen a gun, much less used one. How did that Strawman-with-a-crew-cut manage to load and chamber those guns while holding both at the same time?

Also, using a ruler isn't cheating :p especially if it helps make things that are supposed to have straight lines not look like they're made of play-doh!
 
How did that Strawman-with-a-crew-cut manage to load and chamber those guns while holding both at the same time?
The same way movie action heroes manage to fire hundreds of bullets without reloading, and fire guns akimbo while retaining even the slightest ability to hit something even vaguely near where they were aiming. Personally I'm more worried about what sort of horrible degenerative disease he's got to make his right hand so much smaller than his left in that panel.
 

figmentPez

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I really can't picture how they'd get around the 14th Amendment without the SCOTUS slapping them down hard. However, there's a decent-looking law review essay on that very subject, which I'll read when I have time (tomorrow's lunch break?): Anchors Aweigh: Analyzing Birthright Citizenship as Declared (Not Established) by the Fourteenth Amendment
If we reach the point where Trump and his followers are openly declaring minorities to not be citizens, then we're past the point where the SCOTUS has power anymore. Assuming that they still exist at that point, their rulings will mean nothing because they won't be enforced. Their rulings will be "fake news" and ignored.

We're a long way away from a complete breakdown of the system, but we're headed in that direction. The only question is if enough people are willing to stand up and stop it from happening.
 
I mean:

A) I don't put much stock in steve bannon's opinion on anything.

2) Saying trump has "middling intellect" would be a compliment he's not close to deserving.
 

Dave

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I mean:

A) I don't put much stock in steve bannon's opinion on anything.

2) Saying trump has "middling intellect" would be a compliment he's not close to deserving.
The middling intellect was about Pence. Trump is well below that measure.
 
@@Li3n, I'm trying to imply that if Trump located the headquarters in San Fran, this might actually be the first step towards the Utopia that Gene Roddenberry predicted. Star Fleet was headquartered in San Fran..


(Well, not the first step; we already have flip phones, tablets, and Alexa.)
Then all that's left is WW3, and a drunken warp nacelle inventor...
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Also, that won't work unless they can finish every case within 20 days, since that's an actual court ruling that said they can't detain children for more then 20 days, and they'd need another ruling to overturn that.
 
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figmentPez

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Earlier: "A spokeswoman for First Lady Melania Trump said she 'hates to see' families separated and called on both Democrats and Republicans to change immigration laws. "

My take, that jacket is an abusive husband forcing his wife to look bad in retaliation for making comments he didn't approve of; and the jacket is probably the tip of the iceberg.
 
Earlier: "A spokeswoman for First Lady Melania Trump said she 'hates to see' families separated and called on both Democrats and Republicans to change immigration laws. "

My take, that jacket is an abusive husband forcing his wife to look bad in retaliation for making comments he didn't approve of; and the jacket is probably the tip of the iceberg.
Would you be shocked if he reminds his wife that he has a task force undoing citizenship?
 
Yeah since that would catch him too.
I'm pretty sure he thinks nothing will catch him. I'd bet money a regular part of their conversations even before he became president was, "...I will send your [ethnic slur] ass back to that shithole [nation slur] where you will never see your son again, and no one will stop me."
 

GasBandit

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I'm pretty sure he thinks nothing will catch him. I'd bet money a regular part of their conversations even before he became president was, "...I will send your [ethnic slur] ass back to that shithole [nation slur] where you will never see your son again, and no one will stop me."
I'd believe that, if it were also stipulated that the ethnicity and nationalities of the slurs were also incorrect.

 
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Amazing, I spoke to some people who say "Gosh, Rachel Campos-Duffy is literally a gremlin. Do not get her wet or feed her after midnight, for the love of God."

Prove that nobody told me that, you can't.
 
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