Former President Trump Thread

figmentPez

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I don't know what to rate that. It's funny, but also kinda terrifying, because I think it's believable that Melania could be dead. I also think it's possible she's just had more plastic surgery on a whim, and is recovering from that, but I have no idea, and it bothers me that this could turn into some grim'n'gritty reboot of Dave (no, not that Dave, this Dave.)
 
I don't know what to rate that. It's funny, but also kinda terrifying, because I think it's believable that Melania could be dead. I also think it's possible she's just had more plastic surgery on a whim, and is recovering from that, but I have no idea, and it bothers me that this could turn into some grim'n'gritty reboot of Dave (no, not that Dave, this Dave.)
I'm also struggling with it morally, for those exact reasons. It's probably not what it looks like, but with the way things have been going, it's all too possible for it to be what it looks like. I sincerely don't wish for anything bad to have happened to her. All of the jokes are going to turn sour in a snap if it turns out the worst is true. I think I keep bringing it up this way in hopes that many of us are overreacting, while also shedding light on "this is another thing that's happening while Trump smashes his fists on the global economy." Which is the distraction? Who knows?
 

Dave

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There are rumors that she's gone back to New York, but I find that hard to believe as she'd had to have been seen doing that.
 
Does anyone know where Baron is? Say what you will about the woman but she's protective of that kid. Where he is, she's not far behind.
 
I really don't want to put Trump's kill someone in New York boast to a literal test.

Does anyone know where Baron is? Say what you will about the woman but she's protective of that kid. Where he is, she's not far behind.
White House claims he's with his grandparents. Except that's also where they say Melania is, so ... ?
 

Dave

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Tweet was deleted. It showed Trump shaking the hands of a bunch of clergy, then a black clergyman walked past and they pointed ignored each other.
 
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Ehhh I think that was more about the black guy having something in his right hand. Trumps obviously a racist but even he knows not to do shit like that.
 
We all saw how he 'knows not to handle shit like that' several time...
But to be honest, it was the clergy man who switched his staff to the right hand and just walked past.
 
He looks like he is smelly. Am I the only one who thinks that? Like, he'd probably smell like 'fancy' aftershave, piss, and some kind of scent that would waft out of a Lovecraftian tomb.

...I don't like touching smelly people unless they are under 4 or geriatric.
 

Dave

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Stephen Fry deleted the Tweet saying he didn't post it. He said he changed his password.

Why do I believe him? Most people lie in exactly the same way when they post something.
 
Remember when trump threatened aluminum tarriffs then gave Canada 2 months reprieve? The Canadian producers increased their pricing to match the expected tarriffs and pocketed $600M in the 2 months before trump actually enacted the tarriffs.
 
Yeah, he's trying to use the 1950's Defense Production Act to lock in short-term 2yr guaranteed contracts for coal plants that are unprofitable while studies are performed to see whether or not retiring those power plants would negatively impact national security.

--Patrick
 
I can see that line of reasoning going through Trump’s head: “There are no ‘deals,’ only concessions to be won from suckers...and if I am giving away anything of value, then I must be the one getting screwed.”

—Patrick
 
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That right there is scary stuff.

In fact, that actually (sorry to Godwin) may be the reason why Trump has so many similarities to Hitler.
 
That argument should (theoretically in a normal world) not work, but the fact that his lawyers are arguing that instead of his innocence is very telling.
 
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