GasBandit

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New Mexico's had SO much rain the last month or so, I've never seen it this green. The desert here is greener than the prairies I crossed to get here!
 
That's actually San Jon, is it not?

And yes, New Mexico is the only state of the Union where you can legit experience all four seasons in one day, just driving from one end of the state to the other.
Yeah, definitely not the only state.
 

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You know what state has weird seasons? South Carolina. Hot, Hot, Slightly Less Hot, then Blistering Cold.
 

GasBandit

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It's hard to think of many things more frustrating than watching older relatives try to deal with comcast on the phone, or struggle with the concept of not needing a land line, etc.
 
Friend brought over anti-mosquito tiki torches to the fire I had last night. I was like dude did you just buy those? How many weird looks did you get?

He responded that he in fact, did not just buy those and that they had been in his garage for years unused. He then told me I was fucking crazy if I thought he would be buying tiki torches anywhere for a little while.

Way to go Nazis, you have really damaged the sacred tiki torch reputation.
 
Friend brought over anti-mosquito tiki torches to the fire I had last night. I was like dude did you just buy those? How many weird looks did you get?

He responded that he in fact, did not just buy those and that they had been in his garage for years unused. He then told me I was fucking crazy if I thought he would be buying tiki torches anywhere for a little while.

Way to go Nazis, you have really damaged the sacred tiki torch reputation.
This is why you get your minority friends to buy the torches for you. Kinda like having your upperclassman buy your booze.
 
Friend brought over anti-mosquito tiki torches to the fire I had last night. I was like dude did you just buy those? How many weird looks did you get?

He responded that he in fact, did not just buy those and that they had been in his garage for years unused. He then told me I was fucking crazy if I thought he would be buying tiki torches anywhere for a little while.

Way to go Nazis, you have really damaged the sacred tiki torch reputation.
When I was at a family reunion out on LI earlier this week, we always have a multi-team "Olympics", and we always start with a silly "opening games ceremony" with the youngest kids parading up the driveway with tiki torches. We realized halfway through the games we forgot the ceremony, and in light of recent events, we'd skip it this year.

Thanks, Obam...er, Nazis! :(
 
I can't find the right clip so *insert Newhart finale scene of the townspeople singing Anatevka*

"It's not every day you get to see an all-millionaire production of it."
 
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