[Thread Game] Name that halforumite!

Guess who originally said the quoted bit (bonus points if you don't use search!), then post an old quote for others to guess who said it.

Start with:

It's so gristly and looks exactly like what it is
 

GasBandit

Staff member
There is no way anybody (but who said it) would guess who said that without searching. I searched. It's Fade.

Anyway, here's my submission - I'll toss out a softball for whoever guesses next:

The buzz cut is associated with new army recruits in Taiwan. I can't get one without people staring at me and wondering what I'm doing off base.
 
B

BErt

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and...I like to kiss my own butt.
...yeah I don't know that this game is gonna go very far.
 
obviously bhamv. Search confirms it..gimme a sec to lob out my entry[DOUBLEPOST=1496792209,1496791874][/DOUBLEPOST]"now I'm wondering who it is walking around with crap in their pants"
I remember that! @Dave eavesdropping in on someone taking a crap in the bathroom, or something like that.
 
I am breaking the rules of the game and posting a new quote for people to guess! Mainly because I can't tell which quote I'm meant to be guessing!

HELP HELP I'M TOO DRUNK AND IT'S FIVE PM, FUCK


does anyone want to chat


i'm on aim at n30 raven or i'll reply to this fucking thread
my boss bought me some vodka since i won a bet about a coworker fucking us over.


it's pretty smooth and so far today i have drank a lot of it directly
wine has all kinds of fuckin calories and vitamins and shit
All same person, all same thread.
 
I am breaking the rules of the game and posting a new quote for people to guess! Mainly because I can't tell which quote I'm meant to be guessing!
All same person, all same thread.
How could that possibly be anyone other than @Chad Sexington?
If not, then whoever it is is doing a pretty fair impression.

--Patrick
 
I am posting another one because I like breaking rules! This one shouldn't be too hard, I think.

In response to this:

I actually hate this how. It jsut comes off wrong to me, and ends up not being funny. I really cannot put my finger on it.
Which Halforumite posted the following?

Well there could be several reasons:
Have you had your heart replaced with a robot heart?
Did you, at any point in your life, sell your soul for any reason?
Do you not have human blood pumping through your veins?

No but seriously, it has a very specific and different feel that's not going to appeal to everyone. I'm shocked that it is as popular as it is. When CDS and I first watched the pilot when they aired it back in May, we both loved it, and we both agreed that the show wouldn't last four episodes. I'm glad we were wrong!
 
I am posting another one because I like breaking rules! This one shouldn't be too hard, I think.

In response to this:



Which Halforumite posted the following?
Was that Kissinger? Or Mister Steve?[DOUBLEPOST=1496894640,1496894541][/DOUBLEPOST]*searches*

Nope.
 
Kissinger, actually. Your searches may not be turning up anything because his username is now Steven Soderburgin.
 
Kissinger, actually. Your searches may not be turning up anything because his username is now Steven Soderburgin.
My search turned up Shannow.

And I was waffling on who - Kissinger or Steve - was Chuck's buddy. I think everyone can understand why I might confuse the two ;)[DOUBLEPOST=1496895794,1496895620][/DOUBLEPOST]*re-searches*

Well shit. I read the search results wrong. Why the fuck did I think Shaanow changed his username to Glee?

I'm not even drunk or otherwise intoxicated!
 
Okay, so since I actually guessed that last one right, I guess I ought to provide the next quote. And since @stienman already went with a quote from the Great Controversy, I'm left with having to pick a quote from a bland subject.

So which Halforumite said the following?

I'm quite content to extend that to mean complete access to abortion for whatever reason the woman bearing the kid has, even if that's as a form of birth control
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Okay, so since I actually guessed that last one right, I guess I ought to provide the next quote. And since @stienman already went with a quote from the Great Controversy, I'm left with having to pick a quote from a bland subject.

So which Halforumite said the following?

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Glad you chose a topic so devoid of controversy! I guessed CDS, but was wrong, wrong wrong!
 

GasBandit

Staff member
Hollow, AKA Kitty Sinatra.

Somebody else can pick the next one, I'm in the middle of something and can't go hunting right now.
 
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