Funny Pictures Thread. It begins again

PatrThom · May 31, 2017

GasBandit said:
Man, I must have been out of it yesterday. It was Bruce Almighty that did the B-E-A-YOU-TIFUL" schtick, not The Truman Show. Long weekend hangovers, amirite?

I've seen Bruce Almighty, and I haven't seen The Truman Show, and I still believed you.
You think I'd remember.

--Patrick

Eriol · May 31, 2017

I want to buy this software: http://dilbert.com/strip/2009-08-30

I just think it's kinda awesome.

strawman · May 31, 2017

Caught between two different stupids.

GasBandit · May 31, 2017

Dei · May 31, 2017

I sang that in my head and felt like a terrible person, not the least of which because I was fixing word order to sound better at the same time.

GasBandit · May 31, 2017

Oops, wrong thread. Moving.
Edit: moved.

GasBandit · May 31, 2017

Are we to believe Peter Parker Porked Pepper Potts?

Celt Z · May 31, 2017

GasBandit said:
Are we to believe Peter Parker Porked Pepper Potts?

Possibly. She clearly has a thing for short, immature Marvel heroes.[DOUBLEPOST=1496268679,1496268331][/DOUBLEPOST]In other words, Peter Parker was possibly picked to pork Pepper Potts and presented a pretty prize for his pleasant postcoital poise.

GasBandit · May 31, 2017

Celt Z said:
Possibly. She clearly has a thing for short, immature Marvel heroes.[DOUBLEPOST=1496268679,1496268331][/DOUBLEPOST]In other words, Peter Parker was possibly picked to pork Pepper Potts and presented a pretty prize for his pleasant postcoital poise.

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Celt Z · Jun 1, 2017

Nice self-fulfilling prophesy there, @fade.

Dave · Jun 1, 2017

GasBandit said:
I can understand googling how to spell Gray, because there's a disagreement on whether it should be gray or grey.

I played a game years ago where there was a character called "Gray the Grey" or something like that. It fucked with my mind so badly I've never recovered and almost always have to look up the correct spelling.

PatrThom · Jun 1, 2017

I've just standardized on "grey."
I've also standardized on "gauge" and "cancelled."

--Patrick

mikerc · Jun 2, 2017

There's something about this picture

No not the chick on the left actually pulling off the comic book boobs n butt pose (dat ass tho...). Give up?

Look at the faces of everyone in the background

PatrThom · Jun 2, 2017

mikerc said:
Look at the faces of everyone in the background

Except one...

--Patrick

evilmike · Jun 3, 2017

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Eriol · Jun 4, 2017

figmentPez said:

I'm living in province number 5 right now. In at least the last 10 years I have not seen that in the grocery stores in those provinces at all. I have this vague memory of this as a kid in the store, but we always bought cartons in my house, so it wasn't like it was mandatory.

Where the hell is all this bagged milk being sold today?

Cog · Jun 4, 2017

Eriol said:
Where the hell is all this bagged milk being sold today?

You can still find them here.

DarkAudit · Jun 4, 2017

Gruebeard · Jun 4, 2017

Eriol said:
I'm living in province number 5 right now. In at least the last 10 years I have not seen that in the grocery stores in those provinces at all. I have this vague memory of this as a kid in the store, but we always bought cartons in my house, so it wasn't like it was mandatory.

Where the hell is all this bagged milk being sold today?

Toronto. Ontario. Canada.

Synonyms.

jwhouk · Jun 4, 2017

Bag milk is a thing here in the Midwest. Mostly in this one gas station chain (KwikTrip).

AshburnerX · Jun 4, 2017

jwhouk said:
Bag milk is a thing here in the Midwest. Mostly in this one gas station chain (KwikTrip).

Not to mention basically every school lunchroom in America. I had bag milk as early as 3rd grade, so... 1993? And we kept it as long as I was in school.

Dei · Jun 4, 2017

AshburnerX said:
Not to mention basically every school lunchroom in America. I had bag milk as early as 3rd grade, so... 1993? And we kept it as long as I was in school.

I never saw bagged milk in school. Neither mine or my kids.

Sparhawk · Jun 4, 2017

AshburnerX said:
Not to mention basically every school lunchroom in America. I had bag milk as early as 3rd grade, so... 1993? And we kept it as long as I was in school.

Never saw it through all my school, and even working at a school for 5 years.

AshburnerX · Jun 4, 2017

Huh... maybe it's a district thing?

BErt · Jun 4, 2017

AshburnerX said:
Huh... maybe it's a district thing?

Must have been. Born in 82, so grade/middle school through the 90s and I have to concur with sparhawk and Dei. We had this in MI:

Ravenpoe · Jun 4, 2017

BErt said:
Must have been. Born in 82, so grade/middle school through the 90s and I have to concur with sparhawk and Dei. We had this in MI:
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Ditto, I've only ever seen the mini cartons

AshburnerX · Jun 4, 2017

BErt said:
Must have been. Born in 82, so grade/middle school through the 90s and I have to concur with sparhawk and Dei. We had this in MI:
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This is what we had here in Columbus, for Southwest City Schools anyway.

BErt · Jun 4, 2017

AshburnerX said:
This is what we had here in Columbus

Oh, well that explains it. I've long ago stopped trying to make sense of things coming out of Columbus, OH

fade · Jun 5, 2017

AshburnerX said:
Not to mention basically every school lunchroom in America. I had bag milk as early as 3rd grade, so... 1993? And we kept it as long as I was in school.

I have not seen bag milk in schools in SC, Boston, Louisiana, or TX. Usually it's the half-pint paper cartons. Except in Louisiana, where they use the earth-friendly option of plastic bottles. And I kid you not--my son's elementary school had a sign in the lunchroom (probably because they were sick of kids and parents asking) that said they did NOT recycle the bottles.

DarkAudit · Jun 5, 2017

Food service milk bags != home milk bags.