The I'm Drunk/Wasted/High thread part too drunk to count

I went to karaoke last night.

I... don't remember coming home.

I do remember fucking KILLING Brian Wilson by the Barenaked Ladies, and a guy at the bar saying, deadpan, "Nice try."

Just what my ego needed.
 
I went to karaoke last night.

I... don't remember coming home.

I do remember fucking KILLING Brian Wilson by the Barenaked Ladies, and a guy at the bar saying, deadpan, "Nice try."

Just what my ego needed.
I'd love to do some old school Prince karaoke. My last drunken resort Britney-oke with my sister was very humbling though.
 
Why do you have chocolate buttocks, and why are they sitting on Kevlar? I have no idea what this has to do with MLK day.

--Patrick
 
It was a chocolate butt from a chocolate oscar. At some point last night I said "Got chocolate on my hands tryna get that booty." and now it's become a thing at work that I will never live down. I actually meant to put another picture up with it but, you know, drunk.

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As for the Holiday, we do our christmas party in January typically because we're retail and would not be able to do so in December.
 
I doubt you'll be disappointed with anything that brewery turns out.
Do yourself a favor and chill a bottle of La Fin Du Monde the next time you grill something. Especially if that something is maple-glazed salmon, or some kind of slow-roast pork product.

--Patrick
La Fin Du Monde is one of my go-to beers. I have yet to come across an Ommegang product that I dislike.
 
The Trois Pistoles functions like a wee heavy in taste and character, unless I'm confusing it with their Noir de Chambly. So far those dark Scottish brews are the only beers I've really been able to enjoy.
Unibroue's Don de Dieu should be on your short list if you like trippels so much.
And the only Ommegang product I have first-hand experience with is Three Philosophers.

--Patrick
 
The Trois Pistoles functions like a wee heavy in taste and character, unless I'm confusing it with their Noir de Chambly. So far those dark Scottish brews are the only beers I've really been able to enjoy.
Unibroue's Don de Dieu should be on your short list if you like trippels so much.
And the only Ommegang product I have first-hand experience with is Three Philosophers.

--Patrick
Three Philosophers and Abbey Ale are their go-to products. I'm not especially fond of Hennepin or Rare Vos, and I think their Witte is disgusting (but I don't like that type of beer to start with), love Tripel Perfection and Joemmegang.
 
Went to play irish music tonight. Had some guinness.

Ordered a shot of tequila. The bartender/owner just shook her head. So I shot it back and said "What, you don't like my tequila?" and she said "Well, this is an irish pub..." so I said "ok, give me that Tullamore Dew". Had a few of those. Didn't really like them more than the tequila.

But I am a little tipsy ;)
 
I don't understand the attitude, not from someone that wants tips anyway, of giving someone else shit over what they are ordering. Wasn't like you got a carbomb.
 
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