The Super Dooper Canadian Thread (now with 47% more Canadian Bacon)
Oh, well, then, it's not that bad. I mean, that's only what, $500 in American dollars?
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Thou shalt not TORTURE those of us who are HOURS (and a border crossing or two) from the nearest TIM HORTON'S
...Do you mean all beer is mass produced (which is false), all beer is bad (which is false) or all Canadian beer is bad (which is, also, false)?
Yeah, but they're all on the wrong side of the state...
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I read it as saying all mass produced beer, and yeah, I agree it is false.
Christmas is Canadian.
Word of warning to any of our Canadian brothers & sisters who might find themselves drink driving this festive season. If you find yourself doing this in the area served by the Kensington Police Dept not only will you get the usual punishment, but the KPD will actively torture you on the way to the Police Station. They'll make you listen to Nickelback.
figmentPez
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Accurate!
As @blotsfan suggests, this is not accurate round our parts.
Toronto could sub in for that top pic, Buffalo for the bottom - if you add in several more feet of snow (and a shitty football team)
"It's a joke! It was a joke!" - Craig Ferguson
Yes, I know. I was just taking the opportunity to mock the Bills.
You know, it's hard to complain about Alberta weather. It's hot in the summer and it's cold in the winter, but our humidity is relatively low and the only natural disaster we have to worry about is a freak deadly tornado every 40 years or so but FUCK, I wish we had some transition between seasons.
3 days ago it was 0 degrees and VERY warm for December. 2 days ago it was -20 God damn degrees and fucking cold.
3 days ago it was 0 degrees and VERY warm for December. 2 days ago it was -20 God damn degrees and fucking cold.
Yeah, they happen, but they're only a danger to remote northern communities (which I was born and raised in) but still not a huge concern for most Albertans.
<hugs> I know your pain.
The problem with winter here is the wild swings in comfort levels. Tomorrow it will freeze, and Sunday will be in the mid 70's.
On the bright side, it rarely stays below freezing for a day time high.
On the bright side, it rarely stays below freezing for a day time high.
We're having the same thing, except it's 0 and -40.
Fine, I'm in your town now, but I'm talking -30C in the morning, +20C by 2pm swings. And like as not back again the NEXT DAY.
Are you a Nova Scotian now?
Drivers licence and all!
Still moonlighting as a Newfie. Going back for Christmas.
I'm still a Newfie till March, but we're in the process if moving to Bedford.