The Random Crap Thread 2: It Hits the Fan.
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That is not the type of family I have anyways. So I'm not worried.Cue him buying deliberately faulty condoms and your kids bringing home "something that makes noise" in 9 months....
(IIRC your kids aren't that old yet but shhhh)
GasBandit
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I got halfway through that sentence and was mentally preparing to reply "ha ha, her husband had a vasec.." and then I read the second half and I'm not touching anything having to do with going there.Cue him buying deliberately faulty condoms and your kids bringing home "something that makes noise" in 9 months....
(IIRC your kids aren't that old yet but shhhh)
Ah, I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.
GasBandit
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Well, it's been five minutes, so it's time for another "challenge" to go viral and sweep the goddamn internet. Just to push the "what will people do if everybody is supposed to be doing it" envelope, the next "challenge" up to bat is the One Finger Selfie Challenge.
The challenge? Be female, and take a nude selfie of yourself in a mirror, while hiding all your naughty bits behind only one finger (using its reflection so it covers upper and lower no-no zones).
What's next? The "Deep Throat a Baseball Bat" challenge? How about somebody start a "get a goddamned job and contribute to society" challenge? Or at the very least, a "don't post a single thing to any social media site for a solid month" challenge?
The challenge? Be female, and take a nude selfie of yourself in a mirror, while hiding all your naughty bits behind only one finger (using its reflection so it covers upper and lower no-no zones).
What's next? The "Deep Throat a Baseball Bat" challenge? How about somebody start a "get a goddamned job and contribute to society" challenge? Or at the very least, a "don't post a single thing to any social media site for a solid month" challenge?
The "stop telling kids to get off your lawn" challenge.
I've seen it, and I seriously question the sanity of anyone who thinks this is good or positive. You want to give "the internet" semi-naked pics of yourself for all eternity? You think this will cause less objectification of women?
No, I know, I know, victim b laming and whatever, you definitely have the right to post all-but-naked pics of yourself and men don't have the right to be lewd or sexist or what have you, but....really? This doesn't strike you as "stupid"? Ugh.
That said, hey, got some nice pics of girls I know. But I suppose it's creepy/wrong to look at them "that way".
You couldn't just let your past go, could you? Now they've traced your emails and found you!
--Patrick
Oh yes, she does like playing with her prey, doesn't she...
Make an encounter featuring a monster bard singing Axe gonna give it to ya.
Also include Michael Jackson song Bad.
Design and craft elder Futhark Ouija board as prop. MI for camp Wiz.
Define camp wiz spell book.
Need more salamanders.
Flesh out Stadler and Waldorf drunken leprechauns. Allow a single wish, but be ass hole in how it is granted.
Also include Michael Jackson song Bad.
Design and craft elder Futhark Ouija board as prop. MI for camp Wiz.
Define camp wiz spell book.
Need more salamanders.
Flesh out Stadler and Waldorf drunken leprechauns. Allow a single wish, but be ass hole in how it is granted.
GasBandit
Staff member
It's FRIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY and I actually get to leave before 6pm for freakin once!
Yay. This announcement actually matters to me now. My days working Saturdays seem to be over.
My goal for this week: job hunt without getting depressed or hopeless about said job hunt.
B
BErt
I did this tonight
So since Eriol's now away, it's really even more obvious to me that my time at my current job is winding down (even though I finish in February). In the time that I've been here, I have consistently not screwed around on-line during office hours. Until this week. Facebook, here, other news feed sites, blogging sites, you name it, I don't care, and I have time to kill.
It's weird just how marked the difference is, and how quick it happened after giving 3 months notice (that's what's required). Like, I just, don't care. I don't care if someone complains, or I 'get caught', or whatever. And for someone who's always cared, or at least wanted to 'do the right/productive thing', this is a strange sensation of not giving a shit about my work. And this is the busy season, so I even have stuff to do! But, meh, it'll keep.
I don't know what I'm going to do with myself come January when it's dead quiet!
It's weird just how marked the difference is, and how quick it happened after giving 3 months notice (that's what's required). Like, I just, don't care. I don't care if someone complains, or I 'get caught', or whatever. And for someone who's always cared, or at least wanted to 'do the right/productive thing', this is a strange sensation of not giving a shit about my work. And this is the busy season, so I even have stuff to do! But, meh, it'll keep.
I don't know what I'm going to do with myself come January when it's dead quiet!
Likely a whole lot more!Does this mean we'll be seeing more of you? That's good news
All of that.
That said, it's a shame your last months on the job aren't as interesting anymore. OTOH, I'm leaving in February and my boss is trying to push anything and everything my way to finish before then. And I'm sitting there going "you want all of this done on time, or properly?"
And I hadn't realized before just how much of what I do is planning for 3-->6-->12 months down the road. Without that, I've got a fair amount of free time.
GasBandit
Staff member
That said, it's a shame your last months on the job aren't as interesting anymore. OTOH, I'm leaving in February and my boss is trying to push anything and everything my way to finish before then. And I'm sitting there going "you want all of this done on time, or properly?"
I've been slowly re-watching Friends on Netflix since I never watched it past about Season 6 back when it originally aired. And I just noticed something:
JOEY'S BATHROOM HAS A PAINTING OF AN ARMADILLO.
HOW AM I ONLY NOTICING THIS NOW?!
JOEY'S BATHROOM HAS A PAINTING OF AN ARMADILLO.
HOW AM I ONLY NOTICING THIS NOW?!
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